Mr.42's "Mr.Ghetto Competition"

[Mr.42]

All right , everybody post your trashiest and ghettoestishnesslyist skate spots , ramps, and rails , or whatever . The winner gets a really big cookie :-41:

[Poser Park]

Like take pictures? Okay, I'll get a picture of my crappy-ghetto park because I want a cookie.

[HatedEnemY]

well i dont have a picture but i can describe it

it was like a fun box
the ramp have a big peice of plywood with a car jack lifting it to one side then we took two crates and made a bridge with a peice of wood to ride across and to get back down u had to ride on the slide it was pretty ghetto but it was fun :-p

[Mr.42]

Oh I mean like describe it . Mine is now three tables ( one real , two made of tires and wood scraps ) they are lined up and they slant . drop from one onto the other , until you get to the sidewalk at the end . Pretty fun !

[DARKSTAR4ever]

well b4 i had a ghetto half pipe it was:
a piece of wood(skinny) so i could ride up the it was 2x4's leading up then it was a piece of ply wood raised by some wood holderz(they are pretty tall)then a flat piece of ply wood then the same this as the raised one then we usually put a deck after the llast piece to ollie over....
very g-h-eetoe

[evilcheese00]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/evilcheese/PIC00013.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/evilcheese/PIC00010.jpg

Nigga' Please.

[Poser Park]

My park is 50-Cent ghetto. It all stands on a 50x60 slab of concrete. We have a crooked (its warped concrete but its better than nothing) 4-foot quarter pipe, a funbox and a 6 foot long grind bar. Beat dat wiggas!


*UPDATE* Evilcheese you cheat! That was obviously Photoshopped. DISQUALIFIED! I am the automatic winner! I R WON!!!

[just_skate_]

mine had to have been our minpipe the winter. we made it outa snow then sprayed water on it so it would freeze. we then put some really thin wood type stuff over it and screwed screws into the ice and it was actually pretty fun. out skatepark in the tennis court is like all ghetto, ill get pics sometime.

[concretesurfMN]

already posted about this... on a frozenlake... great fun til u lose your board... evil cheese... love the saying under your picture of your spot... nigga please is the title on my cell phone screen

[crazy_dave]

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Not very good pics, as all mine were deleted by virus. Old abandoned swimming pool. Loads of mud, plants broken glass etc.

[BakerStencil]

We have a 3 ft by 7 foot Wheel chair ramp that we converted into a Kicker we elevate it with Bricks....We also took some wooden pallats and found some scap ply wood and made boxes out of them, we used sheet metal for coping...The one box is half the size of the other so we stack them to make a High Low Box.

[DARKSTAR4ever]

mine looked almost like evilcheese's exept it was on the sidewalk

[Sk8 Or DiE]

evil cheese wins. im likin the ducktape

[just_skate_]

yeah, im for evilchesse and his....whatever the hell that is supposed to be

[facedogg]

I think evilcheese00 should get a whole box of cookies,cuz thats pretty ghetto.by the way,what material is that? :-4:

[PopwarPunk]

I have a pretty ghetto kicker... It's a dented metal garbage can with a rotten peice of particle board super-glued to it. Nigga' please.

[ROCKon]

I think you'll find this is a bit ghetto, and yes, it is possible to skate here, I got it in a few of my videos I've posted here.

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/showphoto.php?photo=80&cat=500&page=1

[dazzle]

no evil still wins...

[evilcheese00]

Haha. Just to up my ghetto factor... The wood is from my old bed, i had some lame ass bunk with a desk at the bottom thing. And yes, the entire thing was held together with Duc Tape. Not a single nail or screw...

Also, i would like to point out the numerous 'Ghetto' bits of furiture/house and soiled matrasses surrounding my creation.

Can't touch this.

[shad0w]

hahaha, didn't even notice them until now :D

[evilcheese00]

The worse built quater ever... Check the tranny.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/evilcheese/Tranny.jpg


Yeah playa'.

[shad0w]

Here ya go cheese man, you win a cookie. http://wiki.coolmon.org/files/cookie.jpg

[offthewallsk8er]

HA^^^lol eveil cheese ive never actually seen your real face...in your sticky in the gallery youve got like a mustache and massive johnny knoxvile glass on and i cant see a thing...then you have a made up smiley face...lol...you won a cookie! props to the evilcheese

[facedogg]

how much did it cost to build that quarter?

[evilcheese00]

Hah. That quater's been a bitch. I've Re-built it three times to get it right. I guess it cost about £100 ish for the original materials, screws woodstain etc.

There used to be a whole topic about it in the ramps building section or summit. Don't know if it's still there. Have a look.

**EDIT** Here it is. http://www.ramprage.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7324

[facedogg]

Do you have any idea of how much money it would cost to build a 10ft. halfpipe?

[shad0w]

Yeah, I'd say almost exactly as much as I don't have.

[Bob Fertuna]

How do I load my pics on here, I already have them on my computer.

[Sk8 Or DiE]

10 ft high? or 10 ft long?

[facedogg]

10 ft.high,of course

[ROCKon]

What's with the whole face covering thing cheese? I'm sorry, I just had to ask. :D

[evilcheese00]

Haha, there is a pic of my face in the picture thread.. I did it in that q/p picture cause it's about 2-3 years old and i look totally diffrent now... I just look so... Crap in that photo. I'm a shy guy i guess.

[tryhard_skater]

I think evilcheese00 should get a whole box of cookies,cuz thats pretty ghetto.by the way,what material is that? :-4:
hey fool, dont steal avatars. mine is a concrete place where planks of wood make shit banks and kickers are. there was a small building there and it burned down so theres a fair bit of ash and rubble around

[ROCKon]

Haha, there is a pic of my face in the picture thread.. I did it in that q/p picture cause it's about 2-3 years old and i look totally diffrent now... I just look so... Crap in that photo. I'm a shy guy i guess.

Hehe, ok fair enough!

[ilovetoy]

u cracky chipped brokein no run up 9 set

[360degrees]

im currently sharing daves...now they made it hard to get into old pool becasue they have put sticky black stuff (yes black not white, facedogg) i guess its for fingerprints or summit lol...and dont steal avatars facedogg

[skidmark]

Mine was was ply wood on buckets to make a bridge when i was like 10.

it looked like this -----
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it was so ghetto that one of the buckets fell over when my friend was riding over it, he broke his arm it was so funny. then my babysitter was freaking out.

[DarkHawk2-2]

are u kidding me? some of those spots in the pictures would be considered 'awesome' down here.

everywhere u look in my town, theres either rough ground, a big ol' nail sticking out, cracks in runways/landings, ... and if that dont cut it, we have the occasional hobo who calls the spot his home.

or, we have an old rotten door propped up against the wall, and we just skate the hell outta that.

[facedogg]

hey fool, dont steal avatars.
I didn't steal it.YOU stole it from me jack***.

[PopwarPunk]

I beg to differ, tryhard has had that avatar as long as I've been here, and probably way before that.

[Sk8 Or DiE]

I didn't steal it.YOU stole it from me jack***.

yea hes had it since i've been here too. stupid jackass

[Mr.42]

both of you shut up!!!!!! you're gonna wake the baby . By the way , as the master of the thread , I declare Evil Cheese the winner ! You don't get a cookie though . I'm sorry .... but you can kiss my ass if you'd like .C'mon , you know you wanna!

[PopwarPunk]

Thread master? MORE LIKE THREAD NAZI!!!!!!!!!~!@@@!!@#!!@!111! L0lol0lOL0OLLOL!!@11!` BU®/\/!~!@!

[beginnerman04]

What's with the whole face covering thing cheese? I'm sorry, I just had to ask. :D


He's an Afghan.

[just_skate_]

tryhard has had that since i was a little sprem cell. what is that blue stuff evil cheese?

[evilcheese00]

The blue stuff is painted MDF.

[Mr.42]

Sometimes when i'm alone , i just lay out a bunch of woods scraps in a random and almost unridable order . and i see if i can ride through it .

[shad0w]

Haha, i thought that blue stuff was cardboard. I was like, why the hell would you want to skate on cardboard?

[facedogg]

yea hes had it since i've been here too. stupid jackass
I got this from my mom you stupid f**k!If you don't believe me you can kiss my cajun ass!

[beginnerman04]

kissy kissy. Anyway, I thought it was a whole bunch of plastic on evilcheese's ramp.

[facedogg]

Dude,I love MDF.Me and Mr.42 have a sheet of that stuff.We make a temporary kicker out of it sometimes.Thats the smoothest wood you can find in my opinion.The only bad thing is if it gets rained on just a few times,it warps.That really sucks,so keep your wood in your pants.lol

[beginnerman04]

I always use MDF. Its the only wood we have, but its really flexible...

[RejectSkater101]

I saw this one skate park with a Quaters pipe and a bozx this was actually a place though it was pathetic....

[Mr.42]

I skate on two planks . you have to have one wheel on each to ride through .

[DarkHawk2-2]

here u go. some 'ghetto' stuff.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/redhoke/Funtime%20Squad/kyle-rock.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/redhoke/Funtime%20Squad/abouttohavefun.jpg

[thechemicalguru]

for safty aspects does the cookies contain any nuts or artifficial colorings???

[thechemicalguru]

for safty aspects does the cookies contain any nuts or artifficial colorings???cos the getto enviromental health depertment might have somthing to say about that. somthin like "shizzle on my nizzle" yall peace out

[Mr.42]

Actually the cookie was made entirely out of ho's . Pretty healthy!

[w1skater]

actually if i had a digi camera id probably when this competition. I have the absoulte ghettoist 1/4 pipe ever. its like 1 and a half feet wide and about 5 feet tall.its not even covered like the sides are all open and all of the ply wood is so cheap but its kinda fun to ride.

[Mr.42]

my quarter pipe doesn't enough curve . I don't know why we skate on it .

[rustyburrito55]

I put this in anotehr thread but i think it qualifies for "ghetto" the ramp thing in the beginning is what im talking about. Notice the PVC pipe grind rail...lol
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Short-FIlm92

[w1skater]

yea i remember that video.....good times, good times

[just_skate_]

darkhawk....is that little white thing a box? that looks like it would be actually kind of fun to skate

[ZachMetallica]

lol.. this topic is hilarious.

[ZachMetallica]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/ZachMetallica/ghettojump.jpg Heres my ghetto jump sorry for the crap pic

[just_skate_]

is that a sandbag and a piece of wood?

[ZachMetallica]

Yup. lol 2 sand bags and 2 (6"maybe) Pieces of wood

[Mr.42]

cool , I wish I could afford sandbags .

[SlimJim_junky]

That looks like a peice of wood on top of a donkey.

[Sk8 Or DiE]

^^^ HAHA it really does

[Ramp]