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XxnemisxX
07-19-2005, 04:59 PM
what would your perfect sk8 world be?weather,temperature,floor type,ect...
my perfect world would be a breezy weather and it would always be that grayish color like it is in 6 in the morning and the whole worlds ground would be made of that smooth stuff on basketball courts and there would be a ramp like every 50 feet
Snaker
07-19-2005, 05:07 PM
There'd be no rascism or prehudice or killing, and there would be an all ages punk venue every four blocks with an attached, free indoor skatepark.
Poser Park
07-19-2005, 05:15 PM
My Ideal Skateworld: Everything is smooth concrete. There is a quarter-pipe every 50 feet or so. Also, women run around in bikinis giving away shaving cream.
XxnemisxX
07-19-2005, 05:17 PM
now thats strange lol
Mr.42
07-19-2005, 06:00 PM
65 degrees, 50% humidity, rain clouds that never actually rain.... and this thing I've been thinking about..... If all the natural shapes of the landscape were smoothed out concrete versions of themselves. For instance my lake would be a big skate pool, tree trunks would be like vert walls, etc.
edward
07-19-2005, 06:42 PM
^^that sounds pretty nice. get rid of the no skateboarding signs, the skatestoppers and the people that kick you out and you have my world. oh and some hot girls runnin around.
mykgrant
07-19-2005, 07:06 PM
like the idea of the ground covered like a basketball court... and instead of the great wall of china hav one long half pipe. loads of really hot girls running about in bikinis playing with hosepipes and a free skatepark in every town.
thechemicalguru
07-19-2005, 07:15 PM
ahhhhh......the teenage mind what imaganaion
NitrousX
07-19-2005, 07:20 PM
world is kind of impossible so Id want a Skateboard city. The streets would be paved with that smooth stuff and there would be ledges and rails everywhere, no rocks or cracks anywhere at all. There would be a skateshop like every 2 miles and multiple skateparks. With little things that move
**** lol
lambodrifter
07-19-2005, 08:35 PM
My ideal world: Everything is made of smooth concrete, ramps all over the place, and hot girls giving away free skateboards.
skizzate
07-19-2005, 08:54 PM
My ideal world: Skateboards would be free, All smoothness, Millions of ledges, stairs, and rails.(and vert for all you vert folks i.e halfpipes qurterpipes, minipipes ect.) Also i would be the supreme Ruler of the world and would own everything. I would let all you punks skate and everyone else live under ground in a ginormus city. Also hot females would be everywhere above ground food vendors. Clothing and all you would have to travel underground for but dont worry its not bad down there.(even tough i would have my own cooks and ect.) Life would be good to all people.
roxy_skye
07-19-2005, 09:54 PM
^^ lol wow
mine would have smooth concrete like on basketball courts everywhere except for the parks which instead of grass would have wood and ramps instead of trees...plus all no skateboarding signs would be removed and anyone who dissagree's with skatebourding would be sent out to space to live in cruddy built accomodations...oh yea and all ugly people would also be sent out to space
BLKLBLRULES
07-19-2005, 11:12 PM
atl., emb., love, barca, sau paulo, rio, new york, and lu. all in one
if you dont know dont ask
spenser
07-19-2005, 11:17 PM
i dont know. sunny, 65, not too humid, no wind, and not like.. sweaty hot where you get really sweaty and hot. which is usually how it is with sun.
Blind Sheppard
07-19-2005, 11:30 PM
Dancing elephants in briefs.
bmmetcalf
07-19-2005, 11:38 PM
Free to go anywhere I want and skate anywhere I want with out anyting disturbing it.
Sk8 Or DiE
07-19-2005, 11:42 PM
naked girls with big boobs letting you grab them eveytime you landed a trick. how cool would that be
bmmetcalf
07-19-2005, 11:44 PM
I used to wonder what it would be like to have the world to myself. (friends can come too)
Blind Sheppard
07-19-2005, 11:55 PM
naked girls with big boobs letting you grab them eveytime you landed a trick. how cool would that be
Well then you wouldn't get to touch any.....ZING. Kidding man.
muzz16
07-20-2005, 12:04 AM
most girls with big boobs are obese neway....?
Snaker
07-20-2005, 12:10 AM
You should see my ex then, muzz. Wow, she is an excellent counterexample.
muzz16
07-20-2005, 12:18 AM
yea i know they exist; trust me, i know, all i'm saying is if your idea of a perfect world was one full of big breasted women then the majority would be horribly obese....and therefore wouldnt be that great to 'grab'.
SkaterBrett
07-20-2005, 12:21 AM
naked girls with big boobs letting you grab them eveytime you landed a trick. how cool would that be
souns like a plan my man.
edward
07-20-2005, 12:26 AM
atl., emb., love, barca, sau paulo, rio, new york, and lu. all in one
if you dont know dont ask
throw in the skate plaza in kettering, OH and that would be amazing
bmmetcalf
07-20-2005, 12:31 AM
Big boobs goes saggy when they get older....ahhh nasty
Depressed EPunk
07-20-2005, 02:10 AM
All the roads are paved in marble flooring.. (you get great pop) No rocks...
sunny.. but not too much.. 65 degrees A free skatepark every half a mile.
Tons of different sized stairs.. and random grind rails laying around..
And a half pipe in everybodys backyard
Some chicks can come too...
Francesco
07-20-2005, 04:21 AM
San Francisco weather, smooth roads, sunny with lots of lovely shade trees. Oh yeah, and lots of good, bust free street spots with free, top notch skateparks.
I Skate Zero
07-20-2005, 05:25 AM
naked girls with big boobs letting you grab them eveytime you landed a trick. how cool would that be
That would be good insperation to land more tricks.
Le-Le
07-20-2005, 06:26 AM
My perfect world be exactly like it is now except.......
no hatred, racism, killing ext..........
free food, college and sports supplies.........
no pot holes, sink holes, man holes ext...just smooth concrete
a steady 75 degree climate during the day and 68 degree climate at night
no such thing as fat or ugly people
no viruses, diseases ext...
And if you ever really needed money you'd get from your local money tree
DarkHawk2-2
07-20-2005, 07:08 AM
socal weather, nice phat hills ta bomb, no cops and no old hasslers, smooth ground for miles... basically the world we have now but with socal climate all over the place and no cops and shit. also, gotta have long ass ledges.. im excited just thinking about it.
eNola ediSni
07-21-2005, 06:29 AM
If all the natural shapes of the landscape were smoothed out concrete versions of themselves.
Yep.
A Snowboard run on a skateboard. "Sidewalk" SURFING.
Just going downhill the whole time with gaps and snake runs and launch ramps and little concrete hills the whole way down... You wouldn't have to push at all. Carving in and out of ramps and catching air, weaving all over the place...
Powerslides galore.
STR8 RIPPIN'
07-21-2005, 06:52 PM
everything would be smooth concerte and every stiar set would have a perfect handrial insteadd of these ones with he massive joins in. Also every building would have a quaterpip at the bottom of it. Just like the tony hawk games. There would also be 1 skatepark for every mile squared and they would all be free.....no wait they would pay you to skate in the park!
falloffboy101
07-21-2005, 08:20 PM
yeah what he said^ with naked girls in bikinis skateboarding and wanting you to teach them and then once you teach them tricks you get to sleep with them and school didnt exist and every day was sunny (but not hot)
Sk8 Or DiE
07-21-2005, 10:45 PM
So muzz these are on an obese women? i think not.....(no its not porn)
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=14470&imageID=67614959&Mytoken=20050721144343
NIGhtMAre
07-22-2005, 02:35 AM
no physical pain.
shad0w
07-22-2005, 03:19 AM
Hover boards would be the normal deck...Climate controlled skate domes would replace all skate parks (Gotta keep some enviroment, animals never really did anything the that pissed me off enough to where I thought they didn't deserve a habitat. There would be concrete mountians, weightless exoskeleton armor would protect you for speeds above 90mph. There would be concrete waves, which would look like the kind of waves surfers like to ride just a frozen concrete version of them. Sure there's more that I can't think of right now...but there's the jist of it.
Sk8 Or DiE
07-23-2005, 02:25 AM
that would be pretty cool
XxnemisxX
07-23-2005, 02:27 AM
oooo armor sounds hi-tech
just_skate_
07-23-2005, 02:36 AM
I would keep it how it is, but resurect places like Love. People would finally realise that skateboarding isn't a crime and we could skate anywere. No old pricks, no dick janitors, no fatass police, and no NO SKATEBOARDING signs!!
SlimJim_junky
07-23-2005, 03:36 AM
naked girls with big boobs letting you grab them eveytime you landed a trick. how cool would that be
That would kick ass, but I'd be poppin' boners left and right, there-for Mr. Buljen would be in the way of doing my tricks.
bmmetcalf
07-24-2005, 01:25 AM
I say this blank big world and that i could wish for anything to appear that I want.
Skatepark-Got it
Chicks-Got it
Big ass tank-Got it
SlimJim_junky
07-24-2005, 07:41 AM
Here is the best thing of all that I would want in my world. A clone of George W. Bush hanging around me all the time. Instead of taking my anger out on my board, I could take it out on the clone.
Damn, I would love that.
bmmetcalf
07-24-2005, 09:42 AM
na goverment would be like what the hell you have a clone? and take your clone and kill you.....maby take your wallet
SlimJim_junky
07-24-2005, 11:00 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot something. In my world the government is burning in hell along with the inventor of cell phones! Now THATS a kickass world.
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