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tup tup
09-25-2005, 03:46 PM
Worst film ever. Seriously... they've humanized the zombies way too much. They have feelings and shit, and they can use guns. The whole reason why zombies are scary is that they are ****ing maniacal rotten corpses, absolutely hell bent on eating you. You just can't reason with them, real zombies are rage personified.
In this film they're pussys. They kill humans so they can live in peace and shit. There honestly wasn’t one scary bit in the whole film. Just a bit of gore.


I can't get over it.

crazy_dave
09-25-2005, 08:47 PM
[QUOTE=tup tup]They kill humans so they can live in peace and shit. QUOTE]

Whats the point in them being zombies if there not gonna eat em and stuff. If they just want to live in peace, they should of made em American or something.

No offence intended.

evilcheese00
09-25-2005, 09:07 PM
Even worse than the re-make of Dawn Of The Dead?!

Blind Sheppard
09-25-2005, 10:27 PM
Sorry but they kill humans so they can live in peace?

This sounds like a piss take movie rather than a proper full hollywood film.

Craig Himself
09-25-2005, 10:33 PM
I've not seen the film, but I've heard a lot of good stuff about it, since it's the original director who actually made the 'of the dead' series....

tup tup
09-26-2005, 05:09 PM
That’s what I couldn’t get over, I thought the film was going to be mint. It makes the dawn of the dead remake look like fish and chips (excellent).

I actually did think it was a Shaun of the dead type film at one point. Theres loads of propa slapstick moments. At one point there’s a human fighting some zombies, he pulls out a grenade and takes out the pin, but before he throws it a zombie cuts his arm off. The arm lands on the floor and he is knocked over and lands on top of his arm, the grenade explodes beneath him... its like a violent Mr Bean.

There’s another bit where a zombie kills another zombie who is on fire because he doesn’t want him to suffer.

It’s worth watching just for the laughs though.

Skate or Try
09-26-2005, 05:15 PM
hahahaha ^ the last one. lol

eight-x-4our
10-03-2005, 10:39 PM
Omg, i wish it was a good film, i was really looking forward to seeing that film. I fort it looked really good on the adverts. Dawn of the dead the remake wasent that bad but it could have been better, i think shaun of the dead completly owned it!..... But still am gutted to hear that land of the dead is sh!t

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