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R-dude
12-26-2005, 12:43 PM
...according to this site. This guy has too much free time...waaaay too much

http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml

rankz
12-26-2005, 01:22 PM
Ha that is very silly. Someone told me the number of the beast is 616 though

falloffboy101
12-26-2005, 01:30 PM
How about 667, The Neighbour Of The Beast...

harrow
12-26-2005, 03:29 PM
the number of the beast is 666
whoever made that site has 2 mch time on there hands i kind of agree tho :-13:

harrow
12-26-2005, 03:34 PM
666 is the number of the beast
whoever made this site must have 2 mch time on there hands,i kinda agree wit it tho made me laugh

oooops diodnt think my last post whent thru but now iv just filled 2 mindless replys sorry peeps

Sk8 Shorty's
12-26-2005, 06:32 PM
Wow that guy is crazy, wasted all that time for nothing!
666 is the beasts #!

Poser Park
12-26-2005, 11:19 PM
Wow that guy is crazy, wasted all that time for nothing!
666 is the beasts #!

The owner of that website messed up in two areas; 1. David is NOT the Anti-Christ and 2. 666 is NOT his number.

The TRUE facts:

1. Falloffboy101* is indeed THE Anti-Christ!
2. His unholy number is 442.3*

*According to the PPT (***** Park Translation) of the Holy Bible.

tryhard_skater
12-26-2005, 11:29 PM
It's probably true, no normal human could grow such chesthair. and transport
spongebob so well

rankz
12-27-2005, 08:54 PM
667, The Neighbour Of The Beast...

LMAO funny stuff

Viper
12-28-2005, 06:06 AM
that foo porlly just hates that fool, makin the fool hate the other fool... FOOL!

SkaterBrett
12-28-2005, 06:22 AM
Well according to the iron maiden song the number of the beast is 666.

Viper
12-28-2005, 06:24 AM
The Number Of The Beast Isnt 666, 849, 293, Or 69, Its 1!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!! We're All Gonna Die Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!! 1 Ahhh!!!!!

mcwattersm
12-29-2005, 12:49 AM
Ha! religion is so messed up, there was one site they where saying skateboarding is aginst the bible....
I think its trying to say NO ONE READ THIS.

skaterat
12-29-2005, 01:22 AM
Hassellhoff is Satan and Kit is his vehicle of EVIL!!!
He's gotta be PURE EVIL to be able to brainwash all the fools who thinks he's a good singer.

R-dude
12-29-2005, 05:01 PM
but he IS a good singer

skaterat
12-29-2005, 05:08 PM
but he IS a good singer
That's good.
And I'm the Pope.

Voughtie182
12-29-2005, 05:23 PM
that guy in spongebob the movie was david hasselhof lol dont ask

R-dude
12-29-2005, 06:44 PM
That's good.
And I'm the Pope.

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/uploads/1530/pope_lack_faith.jpg

How's life on death star?

COPS PUSH MONGO
12-31-2005, 12:20 AM
LMAO thats SO FUNNY

kcirtap
01-02-2006, 09:56 PM
did no one read the end of the page, observe Hope you've had fun with this web page, and I hope you don't take me too seriously. Really, this whole thing is a joke. I'm not a religious psycho. Now, before you email me saying that I'm going to Hell, or that I've got to much free time -- let me tell you that I whipped this page out in about 2 nights over 7 years ago. If you have enough time on your hands to send complete strangers email telling them that they have too much free time.... well, I shouldn't even have to finish that thought. I hope you can see the irony.

360degrees
01-02-2006, 10:14 PM
^yeah i took notice^

snow_skate
01-02-2006, 10:48 PM
he probably is and gay

mcwattersm
01-02-2006, 11:37 PM
God damned homophobes.

snow_skate
01-03-2006, 12:54 AM
oh yeah you got that right! ^

mcwattersm
01-03-2006, 01:02 AM
Um, i was talking about you, you know?

NIGhtMAre
01-03-2006, 01:25 AM
he's got nothin on chuck norris..

360degrees
01-03-2006, 02:49 AM
no way, Chuck is a legend...

DAILY CHUCK FACT:

"Yoda was once "6,4", black, and talked normal, he then made the mistake of saying Chuck Norris sucks."

thelemon32
01-03-2006, 03:50 AM
SPEAKING of Chuck Norris...http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
It gave me a few laughs, maybe you've already heard them all
(i see one of them are in r-dude's sig)

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