LIFE Lessons

[NIGhtMAre]

Share your Life Lessons with us, funny..not funny..stupid..serious..whatever.

1) Drink too little instead of Too Much
2) Don't envy those with more money then you
3) Live life by your own values, oppose anybody that tries to change them.

[JoeyKovacs]

1) Don't forget to wipe.
2) If you Don't use it, you lose it.

That's all i could think of. These aren't supposed to be funny people. SERIOUS STUFF OK

[danielb]

1) learn form others mistakes

[PopwarPunk]

1) Don't swear at people in public.
2) Wear socks, blisters hurt.
3) Stupid people usually don't know about their unfortunate condition.
4) Health teachers might tell your parents if you repeatedly get condoms from them.
5) Brush your teeth, cavities and plaque and all that is nasty. Hell, just keep your whole self clean.

[SlimJim_junky]

Never use shampoo as lube.

Haha

[-noxi-]

1 - Don't worry about what other people think, just be yourself.
2 - Don't worry about drama/people startin' shit with you they're just wasting their own time.
3 - Don't get too mad about stuff.
4 - Do good in school, it'll help you in the long run.

Ahah slimjim.

[Poser Park]

1. Don't let 14 year old girls flash you on their webcams. (Lesson learned)
2. Never jump out from behind a bush and scare your girlfriend. (Lesson learned)
3. Don't walk around outside on Friday the 13th..at night, you might see some really really really weird...thing...standing in the middle of the road (I saw something..not a person)
4. Don't try and slip your hand down your girlfriend's pants. (I learned that lesson today)
5. Turn off your cell phone when you're around your girlfriend, because some girl might call and she'll think you are cheating on her. (Learned that today, too!)
6. Don't let your girlfriend pluck your eyebrows (Lesson learned)
7. Don't let your girlfriend's mom hit on you. (Lesson learned)
8. Be careful who you give a copy of the Anarchist's Cook Book to. (This one is for falloffboy101..lol)
9. Do not use bodywash as a lubricate...it does NOT work. (Lesson learned..ouch)
10. Do not talk to a girl while she is PMSin'. (That's to my girlfriend)
11. Always vote ***** Park for a moderator position.
12. William Shatner.

[NIGhtMAre]

1) You can never drink too much water
2) water makes you less irritated

[sean a]

Don't change yourself in any way for another person. Change for yourself if necessary.

Find out what you believe in rather than having it spoon fed to you.

There is enjoyment to be found in many different things in life, you just have to look for it.

BE OPEN MINDED.

Don't say fag and gay as much when you're in college. I guess don't really say it at all.

[falloffboy101]

8. Be careful who you give a copy of the Anarchist's Cook Book to. (This one is for falloffboy101..lol)

Haha, so true...

Never eat yellow snow.

[Blind Sheppard]

1- There is no league of girls, noone is out of your league. (lesson learned)
2- Don't call the fat girl in a group girls fat, even for hilarious reasons. (lesson learned)
3- Don't go skating when you should be talking to your girlfriend. (lesson might have been learned)
4- Don't get into fights with people bigger than you hoping someone might jump in for you. (lesson learned)

[Skate or Try]

-always be who you are and say what you feel
-never let anyone **** you around
-always have your friends back
-always be nice, being malicious never gets you anywhere.
-one love
-recognise a decent thread, getting rare.

good thread btw

[NIGhtMAre]

tenks.

- Take frequent showers, for the love of god...

[HELLonWHEELS]

Don't fix whats not broken

[SkaterBrett]

1.Never think that you are invincible.(lesson learned)

[NIGhtMAre]

- 2 can infact dine for 7.89 at mcdonalds (with coupon)

[snakeyes17]

1) Don't get addicted to drugs and shit. (Lesson I don't want to go through and never will.)

I came back on here because I felt like seeing who was still around.
I have been on the emerica message board.

[Skate or Try]

live life with no regrets
never let an oppitunity slip.

[Snaker]

1) Find out for yourself what lessons and values you want to live your life by, don't use others' as your own.

[offthewallsk8er]

1. Dont care what others think, just do what you gotta do.
Whether it be in getting a trick at a spot or dumping a girl for the better, just do what you gotta do.
peace

[fanheader]

1-give me money and your setup



oh and your shoes mine are getting tacky

[casanova]

1.Don't talk about drinking on myspace without having the block for friends only to view your profile otherwise your mom may find out about myspace and go search your name and you have a comments galore of getting drunk.(lesson ****ing learned 10 minutes ago)

[360degrees]

1. dont take unnecessary shit from your parents (i FINALLY stood up to my dad and he agve me money nad a pat on the back)
2. do NOT get drunk when noone else is...
3. do not wear new skate shoes to play soccer
4. do NOT move to Britain
5. do not date certain people (dave, you understand me)
6. do NOT, repeat NOT jump off things into unknown landings
7. do NOT mix drinks...
8. dont eat dog biscuits with salad cream...ugh
9. dont buy cheap wine from a chinese food shop
10. dont EVER, EVER doubt your own mother (i have relearnt this lesson SO many times)

[snakeyes17]

1.Don't talk about drinking on myspace without having the block for friends only to view your profile otherwise your mom may find out about myspace and go search your name and you have a comments galore of getting drunk.(lesson ****ing learned 10 minutes ago)
haha that sucks..my sister's old friend has all these pictures of her drinking on myspace and stuff and I think one of her friends told her mom.

[AlmostJeff]

1.Don't get into drugs I didn't learn this personally but a couple friends of mine went down the wrong road...and I never really wanted to get into drugs ever.
2.Don't do cigs. I learned this from my dad who is now having major heart problems.
3.Be cool with people and don't freakout on the little things...I have weird mood swings and it's hard for me but I try.

[fanheader]

i have a fiend who has mood swings...

over nothing

evil!

[mcwattersm]

Never try to get banned from SBC, it will NEVER happen.

[Koolaid]

Dont clean your bearings with cooking oil (Lesson learned)
Dont lean back when board slideing (lesson learned ouch :( )

[paintballin177]

1)If Christianity is true, we're all screwed
2)People, for the most part, dont concentrate on what is important( I am guilty of this)
3)Few people are worth knowing

[Sam Gates]

-Dont be a **** to people for the fun of it.

-Acually put for a bit of effort in school.

[kcirtap]

!. dont get drunk on a school night (lesson that i figured out on a saturday with a hangover)
2. if you like a girl and she asks you out, say yes, even if she gets made fun of(lesson learned from a friend)
3. dont get pissed at someone for doing dumb shit(drugs), get mad at them when they get smoke all over you and your mom gets mad, or when they pressure you, unless its drinking, thats worth it(lesson learned)
4. dont mix caramel syrup, smirnoff, low-fat orange juice, and some type of strange kool-aid you found in the fridge(lesson learned)

[lemonade man]

-Do not listen to your teachers, guidance councelors or anything. After all, look where they are in life.
-It's not really gonna matter how good of a football player you were in Highschool when you grow up.
-Follow your own path, don't try to follow in your father/mother's footsteps.

[Griptape Flip]

1 - Conformity is not the answer.
2 - Don't take life to seriously.
3 - If you ever get caught, do whatever possible to get out of it.
4 - Rule of thumb, if it's got bleach in it, don't sip it!
5 - Always go with what you feel is right.

[FireFreek]

-Don't let the man get you down... (?...)
-Stay True.
-Don't listen to anyone.


My teacher called me a hippie today. Seriously offended me.

[mcwattersm]

Wait im confused, another FireFreak?

[kcirtap]

yeah, i got it
1. fire.freak(the original) lost his password
2. this guy is a copy catter

[FireFreek]

Uhh no, this is the original Fire Freek. I lost my password and did the recovery password thing and it restarted my posts. I'm not a copy-catter whatever.

Ok, If I was would I know this stuff this far back?

I posted a thread about me doing a bs disaster and a blunt to rock fakie once.
I posted a thread about the huge double set at my school.
I posted a thread about a grass gap at my school, ALONG time ago.

Do you want me to get pictures of my mini for proof or somthing..?

[HELLonWHEELS]

My teacher called me a hippie today. Seriously offended me.
do you have long hair???
Do you smoke and/or drink?
Do you listen to Led Zeppelin?

IF you answered yes to those question then why where you offended

[northcborn]

haha firefreek does listen to led zepplin

[Poser Park]

1. Love is like meth...it can be great stuff, but don't get hooked on it 'cause it'll f*ck you over.
2. Girls are like cute lumberjacks...They're fine until you make them mad, then they bring out the axe and chop you down.

[NIGhtMAre]

back on topic...

- Always be evolving (your style, your thoughts, your values)

[Skate or Try]

ha meth... the in thing for 2006. I've seen what it does and its not funny at all.

[Blind Sheppard]

do you have long hair???
Do you smoke and/or drink?
Do you listen to Led Zeppelin?

IF you answered yes to those question then why where you offended
Led Zeppelin known for bieng hippies.....they're classic rock.

[tom1121]

1. Always put the toilet seat up.
2. Dont let ur dog lick his wiener, he might go for your face next.
3never be without ur cellphone, girls get really pissed then.

[FireFreek]

do you have long hair???
Do you smoke and/or drink?
Do you listen to Led Zeppelin?

IF you answered yes to those question then why where you offended
Long hair- Like 2nd longest in my grade... (not counting girls)
Smoke/Drink- No/no.. But yeah I've had sips of my parents drinks like alot of people.
Listen to Led Zeppelin- Alot.

Anyway.

-Don't eat soap, it doesn't smell as good as it tastes... at all.
-Don't eat glue.. Even know its non-toxic it makes your throat all coated in it and makes it hard to swallow...

Both lessons learned.

[R-dude]

since i have no really valuable life lessons that i can think of right now i'll just go with the "dont eat/drink (instert shit here)" thing

- Don't make a mix of: 5 teaspoons of coffee, some cranberry lucazade, irn bru, very questionable milk, even more questionable pepper, orange juice and sea salt (lesson learned)
- Don't make a mix of: two teabags, boiling water, irn bru, lucazade energy and way too much sugar...it may make your teeth feel like dissolving (lesson learned)
- ^don't spit that over a till in the shop that you work in while there are customers there (lesson learned)
- don't give those two weird mixes to your boss when you've decided that drinking it might mean death (lesson learned)
- Tea with lots of milk, 3 teaspoons of sugar and salad cream actually tastes like puke...it seriously does (lesson learned twice...conclusion: the taste doesnt change after the first time)

These things make me wonder how i kept my job in the summer

[isk8darkstar]

all i can think of is...
when an 8 year old knows what sperm is just shut up(lesson learned)

[casanova]

1 - Conformity is not the answer.
Uh OH! you just conformed to the others who say "conformity is not the answer"
sorry had to point it out.

[ldude69]

Never use shampoo as lube.

Haha
LMao
10 characters

[His-Infernal]

1: Try not too stay at home when a friend calls you up to go or do something.
2: Don't always judge you Gfriend that she is cheating just because she is talking to the most popular kid in school............ yeah learnt my lesson T_T

[DarkHawk2-2]

1. Weed makes my world go round
2. don't drink rum like its beer.
3. not having a car sucks.

[NIGhtMAre]

1. don't abuse ganja.
2. dont drink something you puked from just last week, it'll make you hurl all over again.

[emericask8ter]

Never use Shampoo as lube.
Ahhhhhh! I did it before I read your life lesson. Is it going to be like this for ever?!?!

[SlimJim_junky]

Hahahahaha

[emericask8ter]

Hahahahaha
Yeah, did you actually find out the hard way?

[SlimJim_junky]

Yeah, when I was 12.

[emericask8ter]

When will it go back to normal skin feeling?

Kind of a weird subject to talk about on a forums.

[SlimJim_junky]

Awkward moment...

[skizzate]

Run from stalkers (Learned.)
Don't give pyro girls kerosene(learned)
Don't skate wearing a large box covered in tinfoil(learned)
Don't do sets with said box.(learned.)
Don't skitch whilst on a beach.(Learned, So did my friend)
Don't cuss out your boss(learned)
Don't drink and work(learned.)
Drink and run (learned from friends problems)
Don't drink and call teachers, you may get the fuzz called( Learned from friends)
Take free things.
Don't walk the pier late at night. You may run into a bunch of drunk minorities that want to throw your gf into the lake.(learned)
Don't commit crimes when the cops are watching(learned)

More but wow..

[emericask8ter]

Yes, I do feel very akward discussing this.

[McJesus]

to get banned at sbc make a shitload of hoes topic (lesson learned)

[Griptape Flip]

Falling off a 20 foot cliff onto a tree halfway down, and then into a pile of rocks hurts (Learned.)

Skitchin on the back of a go-kart, and smacking into the curb at full speed sucks (Lesson learned with friend)

Trying to do a huge hill on the second day you started skateboarding, ditching, and sliding into the wheels of a parked car, almost breaking your arm bites (Learned)

[NIGhtMAre]

- find the meanings of mos def songs.

[JesusRodeAFlip]

-Hot Cocoa powder is not cocaine and never will be. It just makes it impossible to breathe.
-Listen to Immortal Technique religously.
-If it doesn't feel like the right thing, it isn't.
-Shut the **** up and stop bitching about how worthless you are and how much you want to die.
-Endure the pain.
-Be open minded.
-Destroy Stereotypes.
-Don't take orders from anyone you don't respect.
-Don't begin fights on the internet, no matter how tempting it is.

[NIGhtMAre]

I like all of those Jesusrodeaflip.

-Listen to JesusRodeAFlip

[DarkHawk2-2]

- always flush after you're done cuz thats just gross.
- don't start nothin, won't be nothin.
- if you got diarhea, you should lay off the burritos
- if you gotta take a shit 5 minutes after eating at taco bell, you should avoid taco bell.
- don't go out with a girl if you have gas problems
- try to avoid sitting behind a fat guy. there's nothing good about that seat.

toilet humor... i love it

[sk8t3r]

dont do drugs you may overdoes(learnt from teachers nephew)
dont be stupid(learned)
Dont smoke to be cool, dont smoke at all
dont drink alot(lesson learned from my bro lol funny storie)
dont be a video game junkie

AND ALWAYS SKATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Griptape Flip]

This one i'm about to give you is pure, refined wisdom. Listen to it, it will treat 'ja good.

-Never trust someone with no sense of humor.

[skateblank714]

-if you have he chance to get out of your house take it
-nothing more important than friends and family
-try to learn something new everyday
and finaly
-dont turn gay, nobody likes it up the but

[Mrock]

-if you have he chance to get out of your house take it
-nothing more important than friends and family
-try to learn something new everyday
and finaly
-dont turn gay, nobody likes it up the but

I like all of those..but the last one is priceless..


1) Live life to it's fullest. Couple of my buddies have died way before their time was up, and they never saw it coming. Spend time with fam and friends..before you know it they're almost out of your life. Seems like yesterday I was riding in my mom's van while she took me to school. Now I am engaged to be married, going to war, and looking at buying a house in the next few years. Might seem like it takes forever to get older and whatever, but I promise it goes fast..too fast almost.

2) Do what makes you happy, both in hobby, career, and situational. By situational I mean, if you don't want to do something, don't. Don't let people dictate how you live your life.

3) Don't stress over relationships. When the time is right it's right and it all falls in place. Until then take care of yourself.

4) Talk to people when you are stressed/troubled..it's a lifesaver. I don't know what I'd do sometimes without someone to talk to.

5) Don't take things too seriously..it kills you and makes you age way too quickly. People will be people, don't let em kill your day by getting you down.

6) Learn from others mistakes but don't make decisions based soley on their mistakes (ie: 'I tried this and it's horrible so don't do that', or 'I went there and it sucks, don't bother')..sometimes you have to see for yourself.

I could list a ton more but I'm sure I already lost half the forums already. Just my $.02 ya'll...

-Mike

[Mr.42]

1- Don't try to clean your ear with a cotton swab or anything else. (I can't hear out of my right ear anymore.)

2- Try Not To Fall

3- Use shampoo about once every 2 months, at least (my head itches)

4- Gasoline does not have the same flammability properties as oil. It ****ing explodes!

5- Be nice to your dentist.

6- Don't make fun of local dead people.

7- Screw Rule 6

8- Vote for the Turkish embassy in 2022. (you'll be glad you did)

9- That ledge is too tall for you, don't even tr--- oh jesus... DUDE! Hold on, I'm gonna go get a beer! Here, drink this... yep, it's broken....

10- What kinda ****ing rule was that?!?

11- Never list more than 19 rules in a thread about life lessons

12- Never wear a seat belt. It can kill you.

13- Grapes are fun

14- Don't read this rule. Ever. I'm serious. Oh, god, now you've done it, you idiot!

15- Why'd you read that rule?

16- Try to make life lessons actually mean something.

17- Shop for food while you are hungry.

18- If you put food out for a dog, and then point at the food, the dog will only look at your hand.

19- i don't know.

20- break rule No. 11

21- Erase your browser history after porn surfing.

22- Water doesn't help ear infections.

23- Granola bars are tasty AND nutritious.

24- Always pack an extra pair of trucks.

25- Don't drive 2 hours to a skate park, unless you're sure it's open.

26- Don't spend too much time reading rules by someone like Mr.42. He's an idiot.

27- Stop leaving half a millimeter of tea/milk/coke in the bottle. It's annoying.

28- Chew before swallowing.

29- Assume your Grandma doesn't like fat jokes.

30- It's not okay to call a dog a bitch, just because she is. It's still mean.

31- Biology is complicated. Go buy a movie and play Mario 3.

32- Don't get into father-son talks about Space Peckers. It become awkward very quickly.

33- Dice games ALWAYS get robbed.

[Rappin Rabbi]

1 Eat chocolate, chocolate is gooooood
2 Dont ever touch someone whos been in a comic store
3 Eat candy, candy is gooooood
4 laugh
5 Eat more chocolate
6 tell the truth on threads (that means you)

[slappappy]

1. When your in a chat room full of fat girls, don't ask if anyone wants to eat for you on cam.
2. If you've ever cheated on your girl friend, learn to live with the guilt.
3. If everyone else is jumping off a building, be the videographer.
4. If people around you are pulling you down, learn to say goodbye.
5. Even if tears of laughter are rolling down your face, don't walk downstairs in your sisters dress when the preacher is visiting with your dad.
6. If your having a bad day, twisted versions of "Pay It Foreward"are never a good idea.

[Ramp]