THE Story...

[skateblank714]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story1.jpg
So i was leizurly using the computer one morning, when all of the sudden, a squad of US Marines barged into my room, placing a bag over my head... Everything went black

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story2.jpg
I woke up, took the bag off my head, immediatly realizing i was in Aphganistan (despite it could have been just about any other place with a lot of sand), yes afgghanistan
A thirsty looking donkey stared at me from behind, and as i tried to stand up, i was almost bitten by an afgani rattle snake.
To the north i saw a bunch of suspicious looking huts, and to the south, an oasis. All i had in my pocket was an Xlarge durex condom, some mint gum, an opened granola bar, and a knife that i got at a 25 cent machine.
what to do? what to do?....

HINT HINT (from now on, you say what happens, and if its remotley funny, or interesting, ill draw it and continue the story from there....)


Oh and in case your wondering, i got the idea from here
http://forum.explosm.net/showthread.php?t=6269

[McJesus]

you go to the oasis and start to chew the gum, your sexxy breath atracts the ladies, but the have rattlesnake aid but you have condowm , or you use the condom as a blubble and float in the air outta there or float downstream to civilazation

[skateblank714]

okay a bit to much information, ill take the first part only

[skateblank714]

you go to the oasis and start to chew the gum, your sexxy breath atracts the ladies...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story3.jpg

[elementallity]

puts the condom over rattle snake and cuts it up. Then eats gum and feel the power to run all the way home. Coolbreathpower yaeh.

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

The lady comes over to you with a sexy look on her face, and you immediately pull out the condom, thinking you are going to get some. But then, the lady grabs her own face and rips it off. The "lady" was wearing a mask. You look at the "lady's" face without the mask on and you automatically recognize the face. It's not a girl!!!! It is Osama Bin Laden!!!!!

[elementallity]

The lady comes over to you with a sexy look on her face, and you immediately pull out the condom, thinking you are going to get some. But then, the lady grabs her own face and rips it off. The "lady" was wearing a mask. You look at the "lady's" face without the mask on and you automatically recognize the face. It's not a girl!!!! It is Osama Bin Laden!!!!!
lmaoomgiismp

[skateblank714]

The lady comes over to you with a sexy look on her face, and you immediately pull out the condom, thinking you are going to get some. But then, the lady grabs her own face and rips it off. The "lady" was wearing a mask. You look at the "lady's" face without the mask on and you automatically recognize the face. It's not a girl!!!! It is Osama Bin Laden!!!!!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story4.jpg
After getting all his soldiers on me, they tie me up and take me to their secret lair where im kepped hostage

[Poser Park]

You poke holes in the condom and use it as a crudely made flute. You play the flute, and in flys Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris then procedes to eat the mint gum...which gives him a blood lust! He then procedes to attack the little town, which is really an undercover base for Soviet Commandos (the same Soviets that Rambo fights in Rambo III). He takes the knife, and begins to slice everyones throat. After all of this work, he is tired and hungry, so you give him the granola bar. He eats it, which makes him gotta piss really bad. As he is pissing, you get on your back and open you mouth...allowing the pee (which is really Red Bull). After drinking the "red bull", you grow wings and fly away.

[skateblank714]

^^way to much... take it one step at a time

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

You poke holes in the condom and use it as a crudely made flute. You play the flute, and in flys Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris then procedes to eat the mint gum...which gives him a blood lust! He then procedes to attack the little town, which is really an undercover base for Soviet Commandos (the same Soviets that Rambo fights in Rambo III). He takes the knife, and begins to slice everyones throat. After all of this work, he is tired and hungry, so you give him the granola bar. He eats it, which makes him gotta piss really bad. As he is pissing, you get on your back and open you mouth...allowing the pee (which is really Red Bull). After drinking the "red bull", you grow wings and fly away.
Not trying to rush you skateblank, but here's one for after ***** Park's:

As you are flying away, you hear a buzzing noise, but you have no idea what it is so you ignore it. The buzzing noise eventually gets really loud and you can tell it is coming from behind you. You turn around in the air and a U.S. nuke hits your left wing and you start to fall. You fall through a roof and land on a soft mattress inside. You thank god that you are alive and safe. Then you look beside you and see something that makes you want to throw up. It's...........it's...........

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

Oh okay then forget the thread I just made.

[skateblank714]

sorry i cant use any of those, that dude is still tide up, so you can take it from there

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

Okay.
You are sitting there, still tied up. Your head is aching and you feel dizzy. You are thinking of a plan to get out when you hear a loud high pitched scream. You are scared that something bad is going to happen. Suddenly, the high pitched scream gets louder and closer. You close your eyes, wishing this was a dream. You quickly open your eyes and you see Michael Jackson, tied up and sitting in a chair across from you. Now, you have no idea what is happening and you are sure this is a dream. But it seems soooo real.....You start trying to talk to MJ, hoping he has any idea what is going on.

[skateblank714]

You quickly open your eyes and you see Michael Jackson, tied up and sitting in a chair across from you. Now, you have no idea what is happening and you are sure this is a dream. But it seems soooo real.....You start trying to talk to MJ, hoping he has any idea what is going on.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story5.jpg



(you know im not going to use every idea, so people can give more than one suggestion on what should happen at a time..... more people contribute)

[Griptape Flip]

You untie yourself, break off the leg of the chair, beat MJ to death and wear his skin, fooling Osama into a game of grab ass. While Osama is off guard, karate chop him, and destroy his terrorist ass!

[Freakin bored]

As MJ trys to nudge his chair closer to yours to try to talk you into sex , you realize that theres a snake under your chair . You throw the snake with your feet and it jumps on MJ killing him.

[shamoncowboy]

rock beats scissors though

[skateblank714]

As MJ trys to nudge his chair closer to yours to try to talk you into sex , you realize that theres a snake under your chair . You throw the snake with your feet and it jumps on MJ killing him.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story6.jpg
great, now i have an angry Micheal Jackson loving soldier on me

[McJesus]

now you take of mj's mask and it turns out to be chuck norris

[shad0w]

Scooby dooby doo, where are you? We need some help from you now.

And if it weren't for those meddling kids I would have gotten away with it.

[skateblank714]

now you take of mj's mask and it turns out to be chuck norris

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story7.jpg
the soldier tries to tear the snake out, only to find it was Chuck Norris wearing a Micheal Jackson Mask
He unties me, and i am revered as a GOD (or allah wtv), for doing the impossible and actually killing Chuck Norris; he is under mi complete command

[shad0w]

Then you screw his wife and take his camel to a near by military base with the intension to steal an aircraft.

[McJesus]

^^^^^yeah^^^^^^^

[shad0w]

Well, you don't really have to screw her, you could just touch her boobs.

[skateblank714]

alright shadow, you can go ahead and draw that one

[shad0w]

Here it is. (http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_part_1.JPG?1022)

It's only a little inappropriate.

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_part_1.JPG

Why, this comic isn't racist at all.

[Freakin bored]

You jump of the camel and fall into a huge deep hole leads to a underground cave . Poor desert people in the cave start begging for food.

[elementallity]

or touch her boobs then sxcrew her!!

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

You are riding away on the camel when you suddenly hear gun shots. Your camel is shot down and you jump off and start running. You trip over a small cacti and into some kind of deep hole and you automatically go unconscious.

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/medium/Story_part_2.JPG

[skateblank714]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story8.jpg
I was lucky that there was water at the end of that fall. When i caught my breath, i realized i was under the military base and there seemed to be a secret entrance to it. But i was also tempted to take the dingy, and see where the underground river would take me. What to do?

[Griptape Flip]

Pee in the river, bwahaha.

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_part_3.JPG

You take the raft but see some dorsal fins on the horizon.

[skateblank714]

Pee in the river, bwahaha.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story9.jpg
which were atracted by the pee in the water...

[shad0w]

Hahaha .

[Freakin bored]

Chuck Norris wife looks down in the hole and sees you , she jumps dow only to fall in the water and being eaten by sharks.

[Mr.42]

Chuck comes to save her. The sharks die of round-house-kick related deaths.

[McJesus]

Chuck comes to save her. The sharks die of round-house-kick related deaths.

dude we killed off chuck norris already

[McJesus]

While your peeing in the river when the smell attracts a super being consting of chuck norris, shaq, and jackie chan's DNA. They call it Shaqkie Chan Walker Texas Ranger. And then he charges you when magnum PI jumps out and saves you.

[Sk8 Shorty's]

Magnum PI saves your ass and he carries u on his shoulders while hes climbing up the hole, you 2 make it out but as soon as u get out u look around and u notice a whole clan of Telletubbies and Boo-Bah's they start getting closer to u and magnum PI, but outta nowhere Magnum PI pulls out a tv with a video player and Paris Hiltons sex tape so he can distract him he puts in the tape and all the Boo-Bah's and Telletubbies start to get jiggy with themselves and so they get distracted and u and Magnum PI run away..................







LMAO.

[Mr spitfire]

hahahaha thats cool

[juggle]

Then you get attacked by cactices needles which are called scientifically "NAYGROS"

[skateblank714]

dude we killed off chuck norris already

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/comic10.jpg
BUT CHUCK NORRIS IS UNKILLABLE




(remember... you guys need to post what that guy in green should do... not what happens in the story, get the difference)

good example:
-kick chuck norris in the balls
-pee on him
-jump in the water and jack off
bad example:
-you guys start fighting and then a lighting bolt strikes and the boat sinks which leads to Norris getting eaten by a shark

in other words, you guys have complete control over that ****er in greens actions while me and shadow control what happens around him... alrighty then, carry on

[wowwhatsthat]

You back hand chuck norris which proceeds to him giving you his daily earnings and some bling.

[mcwattersm]

JUMP INTO TEH WATER HOLLLY FACK. Then come out naked.

[Freakin bored]

Jump into the water and beat off.

[skateblank714]

JUMP INTO TEH WATER HOLLLY FACK. Then come out naked.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/comic11.jpg
thank GOD that shark only wanted my clothe

[AlmostJeff]

Then Chuck and that other dude have 3 slides of awkwardness due to the naked situation.

[Sk8 Shorty's]

what happened to Magnum PI?

[skateblank714]

Then Chuck and that other dude have 3 slides of awkwardness due to the naked situation.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/comic12.jpg
how about 2 really akward ones

sorry sk8shorty i already explained why i didnt use yours, plus i cant use everyones ideas.... that would just be to much

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

You kick Chuck Norris in the balls and take his clothes. Then you throw him into the water and start paddling away as fast as you can.

[mcwattersm]

Challenge Chuck to Rock Paper Scissors.

[WillSk8ForFood]

He just said not to do that^^^^^. Roundhouse kick chuck in the willy.

[skateblank714]

Challenge Chuck to Rock Paper Scissors.
You kick Chuck Norris in the balls and take his clothes. Then you throw him into the water and start paddling away as fast as you can.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/comic13.jpg
Its a little hard to kick one and rip their clothe off... so as im laughing, i dont notice the end of the river.... oh oh

[mcwattersm]

QUICK WANK OFF. This is interesting.

[skateblank714]

QUICK WANK OFF. This is interesting.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/comic14.jpg
HMM.. doesnt solve the me dying problem

[Poser Park]

Your wanking causes a inner-dimentional portal to open...you fall in. This takes you to the area known as the Black Mesa Research Facility, where a new adventure begins.

[Bakerbum211]

HAHAHAH lol nice. ur good at comics

[skateblank714]

Your wanking causes a inner-dimentional portal to open...you fall in. This takes you to the area known as the Black Mesa Research Facility, where a new adventure begins.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story2-1.jpg
ITS SOME KIND OF ASSHOLE BREEDING FACILITY (yes that is Andrewri and Mr Spitfire).....aaand im still naked

[mcwattersm]

Steal Mr.Spitfire's clothes. But then realize that Spitfire clothing is lame, burn it.

[Mr spitfire]

why the hell are my cheeks huge
they were huge but not now

[Sk8 Shorty's]

your cheeks are huge cause u got round house kicked byt Chuck Norris, and Vin Diesel slapped em'.

[skateblank714]

why the hell are my cheeks huge
they were huge but not now


http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/medium/DSCN0308.JPG
i think it looks just like you (and please dont post more pics of yourself)

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_1.bmp

You find a lighter on the floor and torch the infernal cloth.

[mcwattersm]

LMAO. Thanks Shad0w. How 'bout Skateblank714 does one, then shadow so on and so fourth.

[shad0w]

You keep the lighter and decide to explore, to your right, a group of scientists working on a formula for something. To your left, a man with a crab like creature attached to his face. What do you do? what do you do?

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/uploads/3990/Story_3.bmp

[BeChill911]

u light the crab on fire and it was made of propane so everyone blows up abnd then u have another quick wank which opens a portal to the world of baywatch

[HELLonWHEELS]

You keep the lighter and decide to explore, to your right, a group of scientists working on a formula for something. To your left, a man with a crab like creature attached to his face. What do you do? what do you do?
You run by and steal the formula the scientists are working. You keep running until you find out your in a maze of cubicles. Your stuck!

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

You run over to the man with the crab like creature on his head. The creature jumps off his head and on to your head. You start screaming, and you run on until you trip over something and go unconscious.

[mcwattersm]

Set the crab on fire, obiously.

[skateblank714]

im surprised no one told us to kill those two bastards.... oh well moving on

You run over to the man with the crab like creature on his head. The creature jumps off his head and on to your head. You start screaming, and you run on until you trip over something and go unconscious.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story2-2.jpg
at least i got my clothe back

[WillSk8ForFood]

Dig in the dead body for something useful.

[skateblank714]

Dig in the dead body for something useful.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story2-3.jpg
well surprise surprise

[WillSk8ForFood]

OoOooO, im mad awesome. Now saw off his leg and beat the chain with it and see if it breaks. :)

[skateblank714]

OoOooO, im mad awesome. Now saw off his leg and beat the chain with it and see if it breaks. :)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story2-4.jpg
YEAAHH.. i didnt break, now what smartass??

I should probably stop the bleeding... just a thought

[WillSk8ForFood]

Not your leg. HIS leg. Oh well, too late now. Saw the damn chain. And take your clothes off and put em on the wound.

[skateblank714]

Not your leg. HIS leg. Oh well, too late now. Saw the damn chain. And take your clothes off and put em on the wound.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story2-5.jpg
great, i wake up in a operation table next to these two assholes

[wowwhatsthat]

You take the spinach out of your pocket eat which makes you strong and then you grow a new leg and break the chains off the table.

[Whitney]

You let out a noxious fart, making the scientists faint. You then bite through the chains and run over to the blackboard where the scientists had written the formula, and piss on it. Then you escape...but outside it's really cold, so you skin Mr. Spitfire and use his skin for warmth...

Haha you don't need to use all of it. I'm pretty much just throwing out ideas.

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/uploads/3990/Story_4.JPG

[Freakin bored]

As you leave you piss on mr spitfire's body . As he awakes you quickly take the fire exstinquisher and beat him with it.

[BeChill911]

u go out in to the scientist office and kill some gay ninjas then the hot secretary wants you cuse the scientists were holding her captive

[360degrees]

The pee is actually a shark hormone enducter and NOW you have horny sharks after you.

[skateblank714]

The pee is actually a shark hormone enducter and NOW you have horny sharks after you.

haha, ill use that if this guy ever ends up in the water again... sadly, sharks cant rape humans on land, its just not their natural enviroment

[oxidettt]

After pissing on the formulae the chalk smudges and all of a sudden the chalk on the board spells "NOT ALONE"

[skateblank714]

After pissing on the formulae the chalk smudges and all of a sudden the chalk on the board spells "NOT ALONE"

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story2-6.jpg
OH SHIT Mr spitfire is getting away (we will have to solve that mystery later)

[Darktruth210]

put me in it. I run after mr.spitfire kick him in the balls and drag his body to you. Ya I like that.

[Darktruth210]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/showphoto.php?photo=3696&cat=500&page=1

there is the link.

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

Yeah, ummmm darktruth210, you should just leave the comic-making tio skateblank714 and shad0w.

[skateblank714]

yeah, sorry but if there was going to be another main character added to this it would have to be shadow, since hes helping me with this shit.... but dont worry, other RR members will make apperances

[Darktruth210]

ok and I just started trying to make comics. I use origanal paint and I hate it.

[wowwhatsthat]

Youre not alone because pamala anderson pops out of andrewris skin and you to make love.

[Poser Park]

The plan you pissed on happened to be instructions for a robotic leg. You read the instructions and make yourself a nice RoboCop-looking leg.

[skateblank714]

^^^ yeah exept for the fact they were pissed on and smugged.... all i read is "not alone"

and notice he does have a leg so dont worry about it... except on shadows comic, but hell edit that when he comes here

[Darktruth210]

hell or he'll skateblank lol

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/uploads/3990/Story_5.bmp

Mr. Spitfire gets super pissed from being kicked in the balls and is now unstoppable.

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/uploads/3990/Story_6.bmp

[McJesus]

You meat a super bieing called shaqkie chan walker texas ranger which consists of jackie chan, chuck norris, and shaq's DNA

[shad0w]

What does it look like?

Haha, all my pics are screwed up, but this is the order of the story :

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_4.JPG
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story2-6.jpg
http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_5.bmp
http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_6.bmp

I'm not trying to steal skateblank's comic or anything, just showing the story.

[JoeyKovacs]

Green guy gets off the lady, and finds an exit. He goes through only to be in front of 3 bengal tigers. The door behind you locks, and the bengal tigers close in. Before they gnaw off your joints, you strip naked, blinding the tigers, and you continue to beat them over the skull with your hammer like penis.

Now, how to get out of the room. You see a window, but it will take Manoevering to get through it.

[Darktruth210]

hahaha I'ts me I meant I drag mr spitfire. what happened to me tho????

[skateblank714]

whats with you people and getting this guy naked?

oh and shadow, dont worry about stealing my story, im currently working on a flash, so i wont have time to do this... so its all in your hands for a couple of days

[shad0w]

Okay, he gets the girl off, then leaves and finds 3 very small bengal tigers...they're tiger cubs. Darktruth210, you got beat down in the furious wrath of Mr. Spitfire. Simple as that.

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_7.bmp

[JoeyKovacs]

Gold man, gold.

now, that tree in the backround. He climbs up the tree, and finds a ventilation system at the top. He crawls through, and wanders for a bit. He sees a grate leading to another room. It's like an office of some sort. Its a bird eye view of a desk, with a man sitting there. You kick the grate in, and it lands on his head. Then you get into that room.

whadya say. im goin somewhere with this.

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_8.bmp

[mcwattersm]

Bang your head through the vent and wigle through the bottom into another room.

[WillSk8ForFood]

Take a piss to lubricate the vent, then do what mcwattersm said.

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_9.bmp

Soaked in urine and blood, you fall into a kitchen where you find a chef fondling his meat.

[Darktruth210]

Bring me BAck . Like I don't know,somwwhere in the story.

[shad0w]

You come to (strangly at the same time as the other guy)...only to find Mr. Spitfire...Oh, dude...Why!?!

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_10.bmp

Sorry Mr. Spitfire...no offense intended.

[shad0w]

Hmmm...it seems that damn near every panel of these comics has something sexually related. Our humor is so narrow minded. Good night.

[skateblank714]

I hope you didnt killed the green guy..... he was my idol

[shad0w]

Haha. Naw, he's not dead...just in a lot of pain right now that's all.

[WillSk8ForFood]

Pull the cleaver out of his crotch and have a hardcore 5 panel knife fight with the butcher.

[JoeyKovacs]

^^ knife fights are for Lan partiers only.

Instead, pull the weapon out of your crotch, and stick the handle in your anus. Remove it, and chase everyone away with the shit smeared weapon. Everyone leaves the room, except for Mr. Spitfire, who licks the handle uncontrollably. While he's licking, you go through a door to another room, which contains... umm use your imagination.

[WillSk8ForFood]

Awww, I really wanted to see a knife fight.:( Ah well, poop licking is much better than a knife fight anyways. *sarcasm*

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_11.bmp
http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_12.bmp

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_13.bmp

This door leads outside...it's night time. You can't see shit. But you hear something off to you left, heavy breathing. What do you do?

[JoeyKovacs]

You turn to your left, and see a dark figure. A light turns on, its michael Jackson.

You kick him in the balls, and he giggles. You start running, but Mikey hops on his unicorn (with a headlight), and chases after you.

[Freakin bored]

Mj already died. You look to your left and see Edward , he gives you a cookie.

[JoeyKovacs]

^^ no he didn't you cactus erection. Wasn't Michael Jackson actually Chuck Norris in a mask?

[Freakin bored]

^^ no he didn't you cactus erection. Wasn't Michael Jackson actually Chuck Norris in a mask?
Ya sorry I forgot!

[shad0w]

I don't know what edward looks like sooo...

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_14.bmp

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

MJ is chasing you down. You are starting to feel really tired when all of a sudden George W. Bush comes out of nowhere and punches MJ right square in the face. MJ flies off the unicorn and is knocked unconscious. The unicorn just runs away. You try to thank George W. Bush but you are at a loss for words.

[McJesus]

You then kill george bush because he is stupid

[Rappin Rabbi]

It turns out, he got GB got sniped by Matisyahu in a helacopter, I m in the helacopta, praisin him.

[skateblank714]

how about you guys make this story a little bit more linear and less random... that way if i decide to make a flash out of it, it wouldnt be hell and the thing wouldnt take and hour to load. stop introducing so many characters, George bush, matiyashu, MJ, Jackie Chan... be more creative will ya, try and follow the story... honestly look back on it, and it barely makes sense, its just a bunch of little random scense splashed together

[Freakin bored]

You find a town far to the east , you go into it hoping to find a way back home.

[Mr spitfire]

[QUOTE=JoeyKovacs]^^ knife fights are for Lan partiers only.

e shit smeared weapon. Everyone leaves the room, except for Mr. Spitfire, who licks the handle uncontrollably. While he's licking, you go through a door to another room, which contains... umm use your imagination.[/Qoute]
guys leavr mr out of this its gettting really offending

[Blind Sheppard]

I would tell people to stop it as it is getting pretty offensive but then i remember that you insulted RR and it's members then came crawling back.

[skateblank714]

well seeing as we have a mods concent

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story2-7.jpg
this is totaly unrelated to the actual story, it only serves to cause more paint and sterility to spitfires...

[Darktruth210]

dude this is getting pretty good but it is still getting off.

[Blind Sheppard]

well seeing as we have a mods concent


Errrm, you don't techniqually have the consent as bullying is agaisnt RRs policy so let's tone it down. He may annoy us but y'know i almost feel motherly about him. He's like that last kid you had by accident.

[shad0w]

Haha, okay, no more spitfire jokes.

[Freakin bored]

Why is mr.spitfire even on RR?? All he does is post the same threads on both sites.

[skateblank714]

Errrm, you don't techniqually have the consent as bullying is agaisnt RRs policy so let's tone it down. He may annoy us but y'know i almost feel motherly about him. He's like that last kid you had by accident.

and i feel like his abusive father... alright thats the last of my spitfire jokes then

[shad0w]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/data/500/Story_15.bmp

[Rappin Rabbi]

I am going to ignore what skateblank said, and I am begging for matisyahu to be in the story, because he pwns all
so bush gets out a gun, accusing you being MJ's accomplice in terror, and then Matiayahu saves you in a helacopter with an IDF insignia on it (a jewish star) and you head for Israel!
But maybe the helacopter might lose fuel? that is for the next section

[skateblank714]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/franco714/story2-8.jpg

apperantly he doesnt pwned a gun eh!

[Rappin Rabbi]

http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/uploads/7470/story2-8.jpg
lol, actually, he pwn a gun too, this is wat would really happen!

[BeChill911]

this story is getting kinda retarded with all the matisyahu crap

[skateblank714]

thats why i decided to end it already... but you had to bring it back up

yeah the shit was getting retarded, and there was actually just one matiyashu crap... but rappin rabbi decided to insist
so yeah the story is dead, just stop posting on it and let it shrivel to the bottom

[Sk8 Shorty's]

^yeah its getting stupid now, it was awesome at the begining.

[Rappin Rabbi]

this story is getting kinda retarded with all the matisyahu crap
matisyahu isnt crap, but I do undersatnd if this is staring to get really retarded

[mcwattersm]

Because you keep on talking about it. Go join a groupie forum if you want to talk about him. Seriously.

[Ramp]