Halo is Retarded Thread

[Rappin Rabbi]

Yea Halo Is Retarded
you want to know why?

Its a beautiful day in Summersville and Timmy is a Kick Ass skater and was in great shape. He walked to the mall one day to get new bearings when he stopped in front of an EB Games. He walked in and everybody there was overweight and wore old glasses. Then he saw the counter, and there was a tower of games. They appeared to be the same game. Quickly he looked at the game, it was called HALO 2. He bought the game with the money he was going to use for bearings, they didnt need replacing that much anyway. He popped the game into his Xbox and played.
2 months later
It was another beautifull day in Summersville, and Timmy was playing video games in the darkness of his room. He gained 20 pounds and couldnt see that well because he was spending all his time playing Halo 2. He lost all of his skating skills and his board started to rust. His grades were slipping because he wasnt swpending his time working on homework or studieing.
The moral of that story is, Halo is retarded and makes you fat
any questions?

[Sk8tboarD]

could you possibly cry anymore?

[riseskater21]

Is Halo really THAT good of a game? I've never played..

[mcwattersm]

You are retarted, Timmy.

[Poser Park]

You can blame Halo all you want but it won't change the facts. Did Halo MAKE Timmy sit down and play it at all hours of the day? Did Halo MAKE Timmy quit skateboarding and become an overweight hermit? No, Timmy is an overweight dolt because Timmy didn't have the will power to turn off the game and go outside, study for school, socialize with friends...whatever.



YOU'RE the only one that YOU can blame for YOUR problems.

[lost_and_found]

When its raining I play video games all day when it is dry I skate

[FlashFlip]

i used to play halo alot, then i got into skating, thank god it saved my life

[Rappin Rabbi]

When its raining I play video games all day when it is dry I skate
that is ok, but a lot of people get too addicted to the game and sell their sould to it, that is why I hate it. I dont even understand why shooting aleins and your buddy is even addicting anywhay?

[Freakin bored]

Reminds me of a story I once heard

One day rappin rabbi was searching the internt for porn , as he looks up hot skater girls he happens to find Ramprage forums.
2 months later
He sites on his computor all day replyling to threads and starting them. All the windows covered , the lights turned out at all times. Only eating when he loses his connection from his precious jewel ramprage. One day he looks at his life and thinks "wow i'm a loser now." He then blames all his problems on RR , hating the world he kills himself the next day.
The moral of the story is dont become to obsesive and have a mind of your own. AND not to blame all of your problems on others.
This does not reflect on how Rappin Rabbi is so , sorry I just needed a example!

[mcwattersm]

I wish I could fit all that in my sig.

[goofy>everyone]

one of my friends was a skater
he started playing halo for many hours a day
now hes a fatass with no friends

[Poser Park]

one of my friends was a skater
he started playing halo for many hours a day
now hes a fatass with no friends

And that is his fault.

[StevoElSupremo]

Bah its not Halo that got me, that games sucks bull cock, its that MOrrowind Oblivion Game :eek: ....Im not even a huge gamer at all, just that game sucked me right in :(

[Blind Sheppard]

Right, i'm going to make a rule specific to you Rappin Rabbi, next time you make a thread whining about something useless it will be closed because they just cause arguments and you have yet to put a good case up for the point.

[Ramp]