Zero team news...

[AlmostJeff]

Elissa Steamer is now on zero which didn't come as a HUGE suprise to me because her and Jamie Thomas were on Toy Machine back in the late 90's, so yeah if you don't believe me go to http://www.zeroskateboards.com/ Have a nice day/night.

[McJesus]

HOLY HELL that's actaully pretty cool. Im glad she's gonna get some more coverage but she was better when her and chris senn were on toy machine.

[sk8vid]

wow in zero .. coooooool

[Freaky Styley]

I would have thought Alexis Sablone would have been a better choice. oh well, Congrats to Elissa.

[kcirtap]

keegan sauder is also on there! how did they claim him from stereo, and good job to elissa, hopefully she gets some better stuff then she did on that one tony hawk game

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

Elissa Steamer? Haven't heard about her in a while though I have seen a video of her. She is the best girl skater I have ever seen. Even better than that chick on the element video.

[SK8CE]

Cool hevent heard of her in a while

[HailToTheThief]

Does Elissa Steamer still suck at no-comlpying ?
ahahaha
She's such a bad skater

[edward]

ugh, i've lost some respect for the zero team. i think shes way overrated and needs to actually get some skill before she gets on a big name company, she looks like a man so she should learn to skate like one. alexis sablone is the best girl skater i've seen, she totally kills it compared to elissa.

[Blind Sheppard]

Watch the European Element video, AMAZING female skater. Backtail 8 set handrail etc.

[McJesus]

jessica krause is pretty good, alexis salbone skates for es right? shes kickass

[XBLinK182sk8rX]

ugh, i've lost some respect for the zero team. i think shes way overrated and needs to actually get some skill before she gets on a big name company, she looks like a man so she should learn to skate like one. alexis sablone is the best girl skater i've seen, she totally kills it compared to elissa.
Where can I find a video of Alexis Sablone? I would like to see this chick in action.

[edward]

the only vid i've seen of her was in pj ladd's wonderful horrible life.

[McJesus]

me too^^^^^^

[juggle]

Alexis salbones amazing, elissa steamer is wierd because you have to understand that the 900 kicked off skateboarding then she came out with this primo grind and im sorry to say nobody really cared yeah it was coool but it did nothing.

[AlmostJeff]

I don't really enjoy elissa steamer, but I just thought this was interesting. FUN FACT OF THE DAY: Did you know that Elissa was the first girl to have a pro model deck?

[-noxi-]

I watched a vid of Elissa Steamer the other day, she's horrid.

[Freaky Styley]

the only vid i've seen of her was in pj ladd's wonderful horrible life.

Shes on the firms Can't Stop. and I think king of the road.

[Blind Sheppard]

Yep KOTR 03

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

ugh, i've lost some respect for the zero team. i think shes way overrated and needs to actually get some skill before she gets on a big name company, she looks like a man so she should learn to skate like one. alexis sablone is the best girl skater i've seen, she totally kills it compared to elissa.

Listen bro, skating today is all about making money off of stupid kids. An' if you put Elissa on Zero, Jamie figures that more girls will buy Zero decks. Since a lot more girls are into skating than in the '90s.

Yep KOTR 03

KOTR was weird as hell, with some good skating added. Nothing all that special in my book, and I mostly say that because of the random clips of the guys hooking up with the old chicks. That just ruined it for me. You're cool if you had sex with some dudes grandma?

[HailToTheThief]

Listen bro, skating today is all about making money off of stupid kids. An' if you put Elissa on Zero, Jamie figures that more girls will buy Zero decks. Since a lot more girls are into skating than in the '90s.
But she's won the moustache growing contest three years running now !
Surely that can't be a draw for the ladies . . .

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

Okay? Completely off topic. I don't stare at pictures of an ugly skater all day, I stare at porn stars.

[HailToTheThief]

It was a joke, man. Don't be so uptight !
Stare at whomever you like

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

Heh I know, =P I didn't mean to sound uptight, it's just hard when you're reading words and you can't hear the tone of voice that person is using. What you said actually made me laugh, and I was just making a happy reply about my love for porn.

[HailToTheThief]

Sometimes i think this place shouldn't be called ramprage, but rather ramplove

On topic: I think everyone can agree that Elissa Steamer's parts in the old Toy Machine videos are hilarious

[McJesus]

Yeah where she does an awesome line then ****s up on kickflip.

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

I think her name should be Cleaveland Steamer LMFAO

[shortty]

congrats to her i wanna see her first pro model should be sick cause its a zero

[Ramp]