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-fsbsts
09-04-2002, 05:19 PM
well this is the thing that happens when u sk8 the towns in germany.
you get beaten by sum guys from sum countrys,
you get ****ed by skins,
and the thing that pisses me most are old peepul
like 60-80
that actually try to stop you from skating.
now wot do you do>? beat them up? hardly.
get beaten by those ****ing umbrellas they ALWAYS
and i mean ALWAYS have even if its ****ing 90oC.
now biggest mistake:
swear at them and tell them to shuv their heads up their ass
and breathe in deeply.
now you see wots wrong with that? no? well ill tell ya!
they dont understand they dont know wot ass is
they dont understand wot shuv is...
wot do i do when i get bothered by old folks that wanna stop me?
please give me at least a ****ing hint
iamflameboy
09-04-2002, 08:16 PM
th@ sux dude...... have u just tryed reasoning with them
SIM37
09-05-2002, 05:05 PM
just tell them to stick their old raggidy finger up their ARSE
-fsbsts
09-05-2002, 06:00 PM
they dint understand that either hehe
robiskewl
09-05-2002, 08:40 PM
uh... take their walking stick away from them, watch them fall down, laugh and then run away...skins suck...well most of them do... sorry kid. i try to help. ooo or you could take their umbrella... and do somethin wit it? uhhh i tried. goodluck with the peoples trying to bringya down. DAMN THE MAN...and the old people
hotsk8tagurl55
09-07-2002, 12:19 AM
lmao thats funny what ^he said but umm idk be like i wanna skate and u can't stop me blah blah and stick ur tongue out at em and then skate away very very fast. or just be like hey old fart mind ur own buisiness
DarkHawk2-2
09-07-2002, 03:44 AM
i was at kroger right? and there were all these old people in my way and i was with my friends and all... it was crowded and i was getting angry and ultimately said, "something smells like old people" the grannies didnt hear me but my friends did and started cracking up... of course a female friend said that was rude and i apologized to the old people and they didnt know what i was doing... then the cops came and i booked it
Matty - Himself
09-08-2002, 09:40 AM
just give them the fingers, lol,
and germans also understand wat wanker means - I think,
- Matty - Himself...
Ollie Cat
09-08-2002, 09:55 AM
how about, ignore them in every possible way?
-fsbsts
09-09-2002, 06:51 PM
lol im half german ...as a matter of fact german is my mother tongue
i speak it perfectly
and i ma 100% sure that no german cunt understands the word
wanker
oh and they seem to enjoy calling the cops when u give them the finger...
but i havent seen them since then
Ollie Cat
09-09-2002, 10:49 PM
i said it once and i'll say it again, ignore them!! its as simple as that. ;) :p
sKaTiNpUnK
09-10-2002, 12:57 AM
lol wanker...weird word..
but yeah just flip 'em the birdy
-fsbsts
09-10-2002, 08:08 AM
oki
DarkHawk2-2
09-10-2002, 08:59 PM
i feel uncomfortable around old people because of the old people smell.. u know?
Craig Himself
09-10-2002, 10:17 PM
"Ever heard of aftershave matey?"
ozzy_sk8er
09-12-2002, 12:58 PM
tell them to eat ur shizer (if thats the right word otherwise i am gonna sound like a dick)
SIM37
09-12-2002, 10:56 PM
Ignore them and if they keep bugging repeatedly just say Mind Your Own Buissness Fogie, this isn't your property alone, F*** u, well you can keep the F*** u out if you want.
Ollie Cat
09-13-2002, 01:22 AM
Don't swear at them is my opinion, just go "I'm just doing my thing over here, leave me alone and mind your own buisness" otherwise they're going to get the wrong idea about you and never leave you alone. Or JUST IGNORE THEM! :p
SIM37
09-13-2002, 03:52 AM
good point
-fsbsts
09-14-2002, 05:56 PM
lol ozzy_sk8r its not shizer,
its scheisse
wich means shit well,its more like crap
SIM37
09-16-2002, 04:35 PM
This one old guy even grabbed me when I was ignoring him and he tried to discipline me, so I bent his wrist back until I could get him off of me then I skated away really fast yelling rapist to him.
stupidskater46
09-19-2002, 03:19 AM
LOL SIM37...ha ha ha thats funny as hell. when ever im yelled at by old ppl...i dont even look back at them, i just take off. lol.
-fsbsts
09-21-2002, 09:44 PM
lol you seem to be xperienced...give it 5 year and theyll all be dead :D
Matty - Himself
09-27-2002, 09:21 PM
just wack them other da head wit' ya freakin' board that will put them out (wit ya trucks), lol, joke, so don't go do that now,
- Matty - Himself...
Matty - Himself
09-27-2002, 09:25 PM
Hey, I just say look old biddy what I doin to you, u old misserable fart, I is just ridin' about on my skateboard and u old bidies come crowding roundme and say stop doin' that or I'm callin' da police so I go **** u, and then skate off wit' da fingers,
- Matty - Himself...
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