View Full Version : *****s
punk1039
09-14-2002, 04:37 PM
hey, what makes a ***** to u guys. i know quite a few(andrew)and he says that he can drop in on a 24' half pipe, but he wont even ollie off a curb. if thats not a ***** then i dont know what is, so wut do think a ***** is
Snaker
09-14-2002, 04:41 PM
**** u, i can to ollie off the curb, and i sed that i tryed the 24, i didn't say i actually did it. ur vertical for too long, i always knee slide. n e ways, a ***** to me is someone who has a board and wears skater clothes and doesn't skate, or someone who says crap he can't prove (shut up matt, i offered to go to La Sierra and show you guys)
mikejl29
09-14-2002, 05:40 PM
O.k ladies, stop the fighting. A ***** is someone who is all talk and no action when it comes to skateboarding. They 'pose' to skateboard, but they dont actually skate.
punk1039
09-14-2002, 05:50 PM
u have ollied the curb once and u have been skatin for longer than me.o and i finally landed a varialflip
Flip Boy
09-14-2002, 06:02 PM
I don't think that telling people that they are *****s helps alot, and Andrew mate, the biggest ramp ever made was 22ft and that was the mtv Festival, i know they have massive quater pipes for getting like 13ft air but 24ft Halfpipe rampy in a skatepark is nuts and so unreal, i think you have exagerated a little bit to much, the biggest i have encountered is like 14ft and that IS big, 24ft is about the size of what it is built inside of lol... i recon if it is a biggen it is about 13ft-14ft 24ft must have like 5ft of vert and so heavy..
Snaker
09-14-2002, 07:48 PM
it's at a park and has 4 feet of vert, it exists, believe me
Flip Boy
09-14-2002, 08:18 PM
Get some pics dude, i saw you had those pics of you lot skating so get some becaus ei know u have a camera and that would be rad to see that baby
SIM37
09-14-2002, 08:20 PM
Dang, but anyway, what mikejl29 is right, that's ***** for ya.
Snaker
09-14-2002, 08:24 PM
when we get more film and go there, we will, it's huge :p
SIM37
09-14-2002, 08:28 PM
Cool I want to see it too.
Ollie Cat
09-14-2002, 11:32 PM
my two cents: who really even cares about *****s?
The Turtle
09-15-2002, 06:06 AM
Originally posted by Ollie Cat
my two cents: who really even cares about *****s?
Nobody.;)
I don't really have to deal with them around here. The bigger problem is thug *****s, not skater *****s.
Freaky Styley
09-15-2002, 06:14 AM
Turtle u got it man!
I hate it when I pop a trick and some ass will come up to me accusing me of trying to show him up!
About 3 or 4 times a week I have to say "Dude im just out here to skate"
or "I'm not even paying attention to what your doing" That really pisses them off...then I just skate away....
snowboarder
09-15-2002, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by Flip Boy
I don't think that telling people that they are *****s helps alot, and Andrew mate, the biggest ramp ever made was 22ft and that was the mtv Festival, i know they have massive quater pipes for getting like 13ft air but 24ft Halfpipe rampy in a skatepark is nuts and so unreal, i think you have exagerated a little bit to much, the biggest i have encountered is like 14ft and that IS big, 24ft is about the size of what it is built inside of lol... i recon if it is a biggen it is about 13ft-14ft 24ft must have like 5ft of vert and so heavy..
Yeah...actually, 24 ft is more than a 2 stories building...I don't think this thing actually exist.
I think a ***** is
-When a guy (or girl) wears skate shoes and doesn't skate.
-When some1 wears skate clothes and doesn't skate
-When some1 has a board and doesn't skate
In other words, I'd say it's some1 who acts like a skater, but can't do shit on a board.
robiskewl
09-15-2002, 06:12 PM
i think a posUer(there is a damn "u" in the word. otherwise your talking about models) are kids tha get the most expensive stuff and dont use it. (or do use it and put it to shame) get the expensive shoes, only to show them off. kids that wair skate shoes and dont skate/bmx or whatever (i get confused by that one) the kid that scratches up their board to be cool. the kd that overeggerates everything (when they ollied a inch or two and say it was a foot) and the kid that wont ever prove anything they said they did
blind
09-15-2002, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Flip Boy
I don't think that telling people that they are *****s helps alot, and Andrew mate, the biggest ramp ever made was 22ft and that was the mtv Festival, i know they have massive quater pipes for getting like 13ft air but 24ft Halfpipe rampy in a skatepark is nuts and so unreal, i think you have exagerated a little bit to much, the biggest i have encountered is like 14ft and that IS big, 24ft is about the size of what it is built inside of lol... i recon if it is a biggen it is about 13ft-14ft 24ft must have like 5ft of vert and so heavy..
Actually, there is a 24ft vert ramp. It's the DC Super Ramp. Danny Way sets those world records on it. I don't know if there is any other super ramps though, not to my knowledge at least. But hey, you never know.
Originally posted by Snowboarder
I think a ***** is
-When a guy (or girl) wears skate shoes and doesn't skate.
-When some1 wears skate clothes and doesn't skate
-When some1 has a board and doesn't skate
In other words, I'd say it's some1 who acts like a skater, but can't do shit on a board.
My words exactly. At least in my head.
Ollie Cat
09-15-2002, 11:58 PM
omg...i think im a *****! aghhh...sum1 shoot me.
Craig Himself
09-16-2002, 08:43 PM
lol ur not a ***** Liz
DarkHawk2-2
09-17-2002, 01:32 AM
a ***** to me is the overexaggerative type. theres this kid named felipe that hangs around my skate group that acts like the best skater there ever was (Rodney Mullen) and shit like that.
one time, i did a crooked on a foot high ledge and felipe started saying crap like, THAT SUCKED or I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!. that kind of crap pisses me off. to me, it doesnt matter if a guy skates or not, if he pisses me off with some bullshit hes a *****! the worst part is, felipe can barely ollie onto a curb! when he does, hes like HOLY CRAP< THAT WAD LIKE A FOOT HIGH OVER THE CURB!
To me a ***** is someone who acts like something hes not and act like they can do crap but cant
Ollie Cat
09-17-2002, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by Craig Himself
lol ur not a ***** Liz
maybe not, but that still makes it free for people to shoot me. :D
Matty - Himself
09-27-2002, 10:07 PM
I just hate townies and scallies, but some can be ok, just the ones who go haha u mosher/skater and shit, but *****s I guess *****s are just wannabe skaters who waer like reebok trainers etc. (like townies on skateboards or peeps who just sit on there boards and ride down hills sittin onit, that pisses me off,
- Matty - Himself...
hullo
09-28-2002, 04:08 PM
A ***** is not someone who cant do crap on a board. A ***** is someone who skates to try and act cool. Wears skate clothes and shoes and has know Idea what he is saying or doing. Yes most *****s cant do nothing but thats because they dont want to learn. They're not really truly interested in it. They just want to act cool and stay that way. For example a beginner who can barely ollie is not a ***** if he is truly trying to learn. So if he is trying really hard and ready to dedicate his life to skating then its right for him and hes not a *****. I've never heard of a 24 ft half pipe. But I've seen a 12 foot one and 14 foot one. Yes the dc did make a ramp for danny way to try and set a world record off of(Skateboarder magazine I think it was july 2002)
mooshoo
09-29-2002, 02:16 AM
Try not to make fun of a beginner though, or maybe its for the good, it gives the skater a great urge to put an effort to do something, other than that, try to use the word ***** as less as possible, BUT!, if u know a freind that''s been skating for over 3 years, but like once every 6 months he uses his board, and durging that day he watches u skate, with ur 2 month old board, and he has the new tom penny board(that his momma bought him), laughing at u trying to kickflip when he cant ollie, then u may call a.... "*****" :D
Ya, we should hate security guards and b*tches spoilING our preciuos skateboard seessions more than *****s .
p.s: U stupid dumn FAKE skater thugs, who do u think u are, A COW? dress up normally
snowboarder
09-29-2002, 02:22 AM
In other words, let's just way a ***** is a wannabe skater.
Jess_man2
10-01-2002, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by hullo
A ***** is not someone who cant do crap on a board. A ***** is someone who skates to try and act cool. Wears skate clothes and shoes and has know Idea what he is saying or doing. Yes most *****s cant do nothing but thats because they dont want to learn. They're not really truly interested in it. They just want to act cool and stay that way. For example a beginner who can barely ollie is not a ***** if he is truly trying to learn. So if he is trying really hard and ready to dedicate his life to skating then its right for him and hes not a *****. I've never heard of a 24 ft half pipe. But I've seen a 12 foot one and 14 foot one. Yes the dc did make a ramp for danny way to try and set a world record off of(Skateboarder magazine I think it was july 2002)
Yea man i agree somepeople look like *****s cuz they cant do nothin but maybe they are just learnin.
skatenmonkey
10-01-2002, 05:11 AM
i my opinion a ***** is some guy at the park wearin some american eagle outfitters shirt holden his board and never stpping on it the hole time he is there while he is saying he can do huge tricks
vBulletin v3.5.4, Copyright ©2000-2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.