mikejl29
09-22-2002, 09:34 AM
These are a few of my favorite things to do at a resort:
1. Give the ticket seller person the talk about 10-10-320 and see if he/she is dumb enough to give it to you for a buck.
2. Tell the loading people at the chair lift that we have a code red in the lodge and see what happens.
3. Follow someone (preferably a skier) the whole day. Staying as close as possible to he/she and riding the chair lift behind them. If possible ride with them and when they eat order the same thing.
4. Two words…. “marco polo”
5. When they scan your ticket at the chair lift look mesmerized and when it beeps say “wow… magic”.
6. When riding the chair lift by yourself and someone else….tap them on the shoulder and pretend tt wasnt’t you.
7. Pretend your a retard and ask them what their name is continuously with and occasional drooling and spitting.
8. When riding the chair lift with a skier mutter under your breath about how stupid and what bad style skiers have.
9. Pretend like you got your tongue stuck to the chair lift and start screaming hysterically.
10. Build a hermaferdited snow man in the middle of the run.
11. When riding the chair lift with someone else, stare at them with a blank face then scream “YOUR ONE OF THEM” then scoot closer to the edge and if it’s close enough to the ground jump off screaming that human kind will over come.
12. When ever you see a skier with his/her ski boots on shout “shoes untied“
13. While on the lift have your hands on your crotch and say “c’mon Mr. Happy don’t fall asleep on me now”.
14. Challenge other people to duels of snow ball fights.
15. Leave cryptic messages either on the lift or somewhere on the run.
16. Ask the lifty if you can help, and when they ask you to leave yell "you'll never be my real daddy, never!!"
17. While walking by the Renting department….look at all the equipment and say loudly for all to hear “Who would rent this shit anyway.”
18. Play copy cat on the chair lift with the people.
19. take bets on the Battle from above.
20. continuously yell into a walky talky " MY ARM, I BROKE IT, AHHHHHH!!"
Try and complete all of the aboe inone day without getting kicked out. LOL:-2:
1. Give the ticket seller person the talk about 10-10-320 and see if he/she is dumb enough to give it to you for a buck.
2. Tell the loading people at the chair lift that we have a code red in the lodge and see what happens.
3. Follow someone (preferably a skier) the whole day. Staying as close as possible to he/she and riding the chair lift behind them. If possible ride with them and when they eat order the same thing.
4. Two words…. “marco polo”
5. When they scan your ticket at the chair lift look mesmerized and when it beeps say “wow… magic”.
6. When riding the chair lift by yourself and someone else….tap them on the shoulder and pretend tt wasnt’t you.
7. Pretend your a retard and ask them what their name is continuously with and occasional drooling and spitting.
8. When riding the chair lift with a skier mutter under your breath about how stupid and what bad style skiers have.
9. Pretend like you got your tongue stuck to the chair lift and start screaming hysterically.
10. Build a hermaferdited snow man in the middle of the run.
11. When riding the chair lift with someone else, stare at them with a blank face then scream “YOUR ONE OF THEM” then scoot closer to the edge and if it’s close enough to the ground jump off screaming that human kind will over come.
12. When ever you see a skier with his/her ski boots on shout “shoes untied“
13. While on the lift have your hands on your crotch and say “c’mon Mr. Happy don’t fall asleep on me now”.
14. Challenge other people to duels of snow ball fights.
15. Leave cryptic messages either on the lift or somewhere on the run.
16. Ask the lifty if you can help, and when they ask you to leave yell "you'll never be my real daddy, never!!"
17. While walking by the Renting department….look at all the equipment and say loudly for all to hear “Who would rent this shit anyway.”
18. Play copy cat on the chair lift with the people.
19. take bets on the Battle from above.
20. continuously yell into a walky talky " MY ARM, I BROKE IT, AHHHHHH!!"
Try and complete all of the aboe inone day without getting kicked out. LOL:-2: