my horrible crash

[markalcalde]

shet..i was trying to ollie this 5 set..the first time i bailed...second time i got it but a little bit sketchy and 3rd i ollied flew infront of my deck and landed hitting my ball..shet!!!it ****ing hurts until now...God damn it!!!can i know if you also had experienced this kind of crash??

thank!!

[chandler_b]

i've had one of the good old grind rail crashes, where your board shoots off and you do a ass/dick grind, that hurts alot. i have had crashes a bit like yours when i used to skate alot.

[markalcalde]

its better to it my ass than my dick..heh!

[chandler_b]

aye without a doubt lol to bad you dont get a choice as you fall

[markalcalde]

by the way that was my first and last time.....but not my first crash...i already have more crashes but that was the worse...it was my worst-skateboaridng-crash..i dont know what i did wrong may be i didn't bend and slide my front foot up that's why i flew ahead of the board

[FlashFlip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahozPpL8kDQ

you made that video august 17, and now, not even 2 months later u say u can land a five set. so unless your the next eric koston, i doubt it

[markalcalde]

its just a small 5 set...ill post pic tomorrow here's the ollie now...
and sorry if its just my feet....tomorrow ill post the height of the 5 set and my body doing this ollie again...

here's my pic for now and dont mind the date i took it last fri. afternon...sorry for the date i havent set my camera yet to the right time and date...

here's the pic..
http://www.ramprage.com/forums/media/showphoto.php?photo=4059

[markalcalde]

and im using a fake deck there...now i use darkstar

[Enjoi Flatland]

Honestly, if he practiced his ollie it could easily improve as much as he said it did. Don't try to be like China Skate and dig through his old posts in order to try to find out if he's lying, because you're not very good at it. Either way, I could do very sketchy 5 stairs when I couldn't even clear a deck all the time. Sucks that you fell Markalade, stuff like that happens to me too.

[loganownzj00]

Dat pickchure was from t3h 2004z!!!1 yOu w3nt back in t3h tim3z!!!11

[markalcalde]

i said dont mind the pic cause i have not yet set the date and time on its right one....tomorrow its fine it'll be the present..promise..wat you min enjoi flatland??

[ChristianRocker]

ChinaSkate, inspector of , we are in need of your services

[loganownzj00]

Lemme see a video of you ollieing 2 decks.

[markalcalde]

imma put it tomorrow cause its already night time and everyones sleeping...im from the phil so dont ever...think of letting me out now...
tomrrow ill post it...

[China Skate]

In his public profile, it says he's Goofy. Now, look at the picture. Your front ankle cannot possibly bend that much, so obviously he's ollie with his other foot. Last time I checked REGULAR people ollie with their left foot.

markaclade, don't try changing your profile, since I have the screenshot of your profile saying you're goofy.

[loganownzj00]

In his public profile, it says he's Goofy. Now, look at the picture. Your front ankle cannot possibly bend that much, so obviously he's ollie with his other foot. Last time I checked REGULAR people ollie with their left foot.

markaclade, don't try changing your profile, since I have the screenshot of your profile saying you're goofy.


I was going to say that. But then I saw his shoes were the same shoes. But now SUPER CHINA is on the case, I think I'll worry less.

[China Skate]

My name is Jason.

[FlashFlip]

ya im not a good investigator, ill hand over the case to china skate

[chandler_b]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahozPpL8kDQ

you made that video august 17, and now, not even 2 months later u say u can land a five set. so unless your the next eric koston, i doubt it

so? i quit skating a year ago and start 2-3 weeks ago again, i could never even ollie 2 decks, now i have done 4, in the space of about a week and a half. stairs is about having balls to try it.

[Enjoi Flatland]

Wow, that is funny. Poor guy just wanted to post a thread and hear about some falls and it blew up in his face. How's that for a bail...

[China Skate]

The thing is, he never quit.

[chandler_b]

The thing is, he never quit.

yer so surely if he never quit he should be able to do more than i can if not the same? i quit, in 2 weeks can ollie 3-4 decks, never could before. so surely if he kept going, he would be able to do that in 5 months.

or have i misunderstood you

[zoo_yorker_rep']

the other day i was ollieing off a ledge, but i bailed at the last moment cuz of lack of speed, and i flew down and my foot smacked the nose of my board the it came up and credit-carded me right in my ass, it hurt like a bitch, i felt like i had 2 assholes lol but yea im good

[China Skate]

yer so surely if he never quit he should be able to do more than i can if not the same? i quit, in 2 weeks can ollie 3-4 decks, never could before. so surely if he kept going, he would be able to do that in 5 months.

or have i misunderstood you
People are different. I know people that have been skating 2 years and they can only ollie 3 decks.

I didn't understand you post.

[chandler_b]

People are different. I know people that have been skating 2 years and they can only ollie 3 decks.

I didn't understand you post.

yer i know, i was sort of generalizing, like theorticialy the longer they have done it etc. but maybe he just progressed, intresting point you made about the feet though.

ok no worries.

[RadioActiveSprm]

The thing is, he never quit.

he never quit shitting on RR

major props to you China Skate

[ChristianRocker]

yes, major props, keep inspecting china, u rule

[danmorris778]

yer, we have messed up his thread :P

Slams, slams...slams...oh.. there was this one where i nollied off this ledge and my front foot landed infront of my board as i landed. it pushed my front foot forward and i couldbnt walk on it for ages. there was this huge lump and everything and it was a real bottomer because i had to camping the day after. lol...good times....good times

[markalcalde]

im goofy my front foot was the bending one.....
and im coming from the right and im facing the camera...

[China Skate]

Why don't you just stop it with this bullshit and just go away. I mean, it's one thing to post shit and say it's your's, but it's another thing to be proven wrong twice and still try to make up another lie to comeback with. Just post the proof like you said you would.

ill post pic tomorrow here's the ollie now...

imma put it tomorrow cause its already night time and everyones sleeping...im from the phil so dont ever...think of letting me out now...
tomrrow ill post it...

tomorrow its fine it'll be the present..promise..wat you min enjoi flatland??



Go **** a goat.

[markalcalde]

then it prves people here are stupid,assholes,manwhores,shitheads and ****ers!!!guess have to leave...people on other forums are much better...they appreciate the work of someone....other people on other forums are MUCH BETTER!!!!thanks by the way for the previous helps...youve done...thanks!

[Bakerbum211]

hitting my ball


What the hell? You have one testicle?



then it prves people here are stupid,assholes,manwhores,shitheads and ****ers!!!guess have to leave...people on other forums are much better...they appreciate the work of someone....other people on other forums are MUCH BETTER!!!!thanks by the way for the previous helps...youve done...thanks!



You're just mad that you have one testicle?

[mcwattersm]

then it prves people here are stupid,assholes,manwhores,shitheads and ****ers!!!guess have to leave...people on other forums are much better...they appreciate the work of someone....other people on other forums are MUCH BETTER!!!!thanks by the way for the previous helps...youve done...thanks!
Oh yeah, because this is a piece of work.
Your welcome.

[Ramp]