A 100% True Hilarious Dream

[Mr.42]

I dreamed that I was back behind my grandfather's house. And cow walked by, limping. I noticed that it had only three legs. It was looking around at the lake bank like it was trying to escape, then it turned back around. I was like "oh, he's gonna steal my brother's four-wheeler" I went into the house to tell him his four-wheeler was gonna get stolen by a cow, but then I looked out the window and it was riding up my driveway on my bicycle! Ha, it was just pushing with it's feet, not pedaling.

I turned around and said "Mom, you're never gonna believe this! A cow just stole my bicycle!" She laughed. I said "No, I mean it, a three-legged cow just stole my bike, and he's getting away, just go look at it!" She said "Yeah whatever." I said "NO! A ****ing three-legged cow just stole my ****ing bicycle!"

Then I went outside and she locked me out of the house. I tried to chase the cow down the highway, but he lost me.

I woke up and immediately came up with the name "Scrotum Face". I laughed so hard before I went back to sleep for two more hours.

[crazy_dave]

Drugs? :):)

[Blind Sheppard]

Humor?....

[Sk8 Shorty's]

hahahahahah thats messed up and so random.

did u do some drugs before u went to bed?

[skaterat]

Eat some bad beef for dinner last night ?

[MeLike2Skate]

Eat some bad beef for dinner last night ?
Im guessing thats what happened...

Or energy drinks. They can **** you up.

[rodneymullen123]

ha ha ha i was laughing for a while after i heard that.

[novascotiaskate]

Heh, heh... scrotum face.

[sde780]

LSD trips can make you dream that.

And so can chronic.

[AlmostJeff]

LSD trips can make you dream that.

And so can chronic.
LSD can also make the back of your brain melt and drip into your spinal fluid causing you to trip out 30 years later even from doing it once...

[skaterat]

Get The Snakes Away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[zakkwylde786]

eat some beef that had mad cow in it?

[Mr.42]

I am drug-free. It's just that at night, all my thoughts seem to scramble together to make things that are funny. I'm not sure where the cow came from.

[sde780]

LSD can also make the back of your brain melt and drip into your spinal fluid causing you to trip out 30 years later even from doing it once...

exactly why i dont do it.

EDIT: anymore, so i wouldnt trip too much 30 years later.:-14:

[mcrow1]

man thats a wierd dream, i wish i had dreams like that itd be so cool.

[Sk8 Shorty's]

i had a dream once
i was on a bus and out of nowhere i pulled a bowl of fruit loops that were all green and it was already made
it had milk and a spoon already in it and i just randomly started eating it
and right then
my dream ended haha

[Craig Himself]

...too much cheese before bed?

[Ebone]

Haha what the hell random for sure,i always have messed up dreams never the good ones.

[nathansk8er]

Ha-ha. That's a really funny dream, I had a good laugh after I read that. That's a really weird dream, I wish I had entertaining dreams like that.

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

I dreamed that I was back behind my grandfather's house. And cow walked by, limping. I noticed that it had only three legs. It was looking around at the lake bank like it was trying to escape, then it turned back around. I was like "oh, he's gonna steal my brother's four-wheeler" I went into the house to tell him his four-wheeler was gonna get stolen by a cow, but then I looked out the window and it was riding up my driveway on my bicycle! Ha, it was just pushing with it's feet, not pedaling.

I turned around and said "Mom, you're never gonna believe this! A cow just stole my bicycle!" She laughed. I said "No, I mean it, a three-legged cow just stole my bike, and he's getting away, just go look at it!" She said "Yeah whatever." I said "NO! A ****ing three-legged cow just stole my ****ing bicycle!"

Then I went outside and she locked me out of the house. I tried to chase the cow down the highway, but he lost me.

I woke up and immediately came up with the name "Scrotum Face". I laughed so hard before I went back to sleep for two more hours.

Where do you buy your pot?

[crazysk8r]

I can't seem to remember my crazy dreams after about an hour of being awake....I wonder what Freud would have said about you dreaming about a cow

[China Skate]

Im guessing thats what happened...

Or energy drinks. They can **** you up.
Not as bad a chronic

[SkaterFly]

Wow....

I had a dream once....

There would be a giant wheel....and there would be a piece missing. its hard to remember, i had it when i was little....well, i had to find the peice or something, i dont know. but when i found it....well, it didnt work or something? then i would be soo sad, and when i was little i would sleep walk....but the wierdest part was that i had that dream for like a month straight, and i would be sooooo afraid to go to bed....i didnt want to have that dream again.

i explained that badly, but it was terryfing, then there would be this other dream i had when i was like 7....

I would be standing on a dock. and across a small lake, there would be another dock with a pail on it....i would take a canoe to the other dock, and would look into the bucket....and then i would be on the other side of the docks again....thats when the dream ended. i wasnt scared about that one, just confused. what did that mean? i also had that one a few times straight....oh well.

I wish i could know what those dreams meant....

[Greecy_DC]

Drugs? :):)

Can I get some? :-12:

LSD can also make the back of your brain melt and drip into your spinal fluid causing you to trip out 30 years later even from doing it once...

You're theory is complete bullshit.

[BlindSkater]

I dream every night and more times then not i scare myself. every dream i have ether predicts what i will see later in my life (i saw a car accident a couple of weeks before it happened, then i saw they car get into the wreck, no one was hurt but scared the shit outta me all the same). It happens all the time now and i dont no what to do. some are good foreshadows, others bad. i dont have normal dreams anymore and it scares me... i havent told anyone till now...

[Blind Sheppard]

You're theory is complete bullshit.
Actually it's not completely. Depending on the person you can get flash backs of the trip ages down the line.

[Mr.42]

I can't believe this thread is still active.

[SkaterFly]

I dream every night and more times then not i scare myself. every dream i have ether predicts what i will see later in my life (i saw a car accident a couple of weeks before it happened, then i saw they car get into the wreck, no one was hurt but scared the shit outta me all the same). It happens all the time now and i dont no what to do. some are good foreshadows, others bad. i dont have normal dreams anymore and it scares me... i havent told anyone till now...

I have goosebumps after reading this....becuase i SWEAR TO GOD THE SAME EXACT THING HAPPENS TO ME.

I dream about something in my sleep, then it happens....and when it happens, i feel sick and like i have dejuva [orhoweveryouspellit]

NOONE BELIEVES ME....THATS WHY I STOPPED TELLING PEOPLE

i knew someone else had the same ...'ability'....

[BlindSkater]

lol. it dos happen though. and about the ability im to sure of but i think alot of people have it though, i just get it too often to count.. and i dont feel sick, i just get a big ass headache.

[SkaterFly]

yeah there are probably alot more people who have it....i just felt singled out until now


i feel like i have de ja vu when i see something that i dreamed the exact same thing would happen

[Greecy_DC]

Actually it's not completely. Depending on the person you can get flash backs of the trip ages down the line.

Yes, of course flashbacks occur, they've been occuring since the 60's, but I've never seen anything on how or where they occur but I assure you it's not because it melts your mind.. well, not physically anyway.

I dream every night and more times then not i scare myself. every dream i have ether predicts what i will see later in my life (i saw a car accident a couple of weeks before it happened, then i saw they car get into the wreck, no one was hurt but scared the shit outta me all the same). It happens all the time now and i dont no what to do. some are good foreshadows, others bad. i dont have normal dreams anymore and it scares me... i havent told anyone till now...

I know what you mean, I remember dreaming I was in this pink room with a window in the top right corner around Summer 05, it was so vivid I can still rememeber what I was seeing. That Halloween I had finished packing and moved from my old house, the next few days later I went to the new house, walked in the back door, and saw the exact same room, window positioned exactly, pink walls.. I was freaked out for the first few weeks I lived here cause I was living in the room and feeling major deja vu...

I also know what you mean when you can't have a "normal" dream, they don't flow normally, less lucid and more confusing.

[pedrodagreat]

lol u r weird! :-9:

[Ramp]