This cop is such a dildo yet so funny

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

This cop is sooo funny. he's a complete moron and thinks hes cool. So basically a few weeks ago we're skating the Met Museum in Manhattan (we skate there a lot, never get kicked out, great ledges) and this guys comes out, with his gay elton john sunglasses, and is like hey guys guess what. I'm thinking to myself, wow this guy is a dildo. Anyway we don't reply so he just goes, you can't skate here. I'm like whatever.. we leave and go to a different stop. So now a few weeks later, after not getting kicked out ONCE he comes up so me while i'm sitting down, and while my buddy is still skating -- i'm like whoah is this that stupid dildo? anyway we had to leave at 6:20 so i was like hey do you know the time? He looks at me, lifts his glasses and is like, time to go. Holding back my laughter (because of how goddam gay he was) and i was like, okay dude, we'll go but can you tell us the real time? he replies... the real time, is time to go. so my friend, just shouts, OH NO EVERYONE I'M LATE FOR TIME TO GO, practically everyone walking by ( a lot of people, remember this is NYC) just stop and look at him. it was tooo ****ing funny, then we skated away.

i doubt any of you actually care, but if you've had any other experiences with dumbasses like this, feel free to post.

[Dookie416]

haha dude that is great. one day it started raining and we went to this plaza which the walkway is under an awning. so we are just skating in front of a store, tj maxx, and all of a sudden this lady, about her mid twenties comes out of the store. immediately, starts screaming her head off, saying "NO SKATEBOARDING HERE, THIS IS NOT A PLAYGROUND IM GONNA CALL THE COPS IF YOU DONT LEAVE" so in my head i'm thinking, well yeah, everyone skates playgrounds, so we immediately start messing around with her, and start to leave and come back. she comes back out, and some more screaming, laughing, and is like OK IM CALLING THE COPS. she takes out her phone and puts it away. my friends start to leave, and i ask her if she called the cops. nope. so then my friends start doing cartwheels and other comic aerobics in front of the store, and she just sort of gave us looks. and then we left. fun day.

another time, we were skating this parking lot, next to the plaza i was talking about before, and this guy pulls up his truck directly in front of the manny pad we were skating. gets out, and just calmly explains why we can't skate here. i'm chilling with some friends that sort of skate, and also my friend that i've known for a while, he's around 20, and the guy is talking to us, asks our ages, but sort of just says how old he thinks we are, and then he asks my 20 year old friend(who has just kept skating while he was talking to us) how old he was, and he goes, "oh that's none of your business." i think that one sentence set a bomb off. the guy immediately starts flipping out, screaming for no reason at him, and he's like hey tough guy(they are like less than a foot away from eachother now) you're so tough thats none of your business, why arent you throwing punches at me? so my friend goes "hah, i dont wanna go to jail" and he keeps screaming or whatever, and then he goes, "YOU GUYS BREAK STUFF HERE, THAT LIGHT POST WAS $1100 AND I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT" and eventually we just leave. on the side of the manual pad there was a light post that got knocked down, and we moved it straight, and it was like an upward rail, and a little kink at the end, and then theres like 2 feet left of the manny pad then you land. so we skated that sometimes, i boardslid up it to manual, it was pretty cool. fun times. :-41: if you're still reading this :D

[Mindcrime]

this site is so much cooler with the update, and it makes these stories better.

[TrAnCe]

we was Skatin down in a carpark, n my Deck spins outta this treflip-noseblunt-360 revert (aha yeaah) n hits this cars mudflap. then I look inside the car, n theres someone in it. so I'm thinkin "oh shit" but nothin happens, so I think its cool, n 5 mins latter, a lady gets in n drives away, with the car makin a wierd sound. so I thought "its a ****ed up car by the sound of it, so fukk it" n the car goes around n parks on the side of the road n sum fat bitch jumps out yellin "WHICH ONE OF YOU ****S HIT MY CAR" n "GET in n show me where u live!" n she's off her nut goin shit like "y r u SKatin here anyway? n wat the **** is that? (a kicker we made) take that muther****ing thing down!" then this girl I know comes, n the lady goes "I DROVE N HEARD THIS WIERD SOUND, N THEN MY 5 y/o DAUGHTER TELLS ME MUM, ONE OF THOSE SKATEBRDERS HIT THE CAR, SO I LOOk OUT N MY MUDFLAPS ****ED. SO OWN UP OR I'LL ASK MY DAUGHTER 'WAS IT THE BLACK ONE OR THE WHITE ONE?'" (me having a latino tan, him bein Polish b/g) then the chick we were with goes "what did ya say bitch?" n she realises she took it too far n goes "I dont wanna hav 2 deal with u'se again, ok?" n ****s off.a while later, I'm by myself, n she comes right up close n beeps at me, so I went home.. with a plan
last week, she came back n leans out the window 2 talk shit. I learned to carplant 2 weeks ago.... mudflap? mudflap? it had a nice bonnet that car did.. thanks 4 readin.

[AdioBird52]

Tell cops you can't read. It works.

[gmgsci]

^^^LOL yeah it does.

I prefer to go with being deaf.

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

It's just like people act towards us as if we aren't even human. If a security guard comes up to me and say something like, hey guys I'm sorry but you can't skate here, sorry.. ect, or come back when its dark/closed. I'll be like, alright man, thanks anyways.

If some dildo says CAN'T SKATE HERE. I'll just f*ck with them for a while. It's just stupid, people respond negatively to negative tone/comment, so if you are to be sincere then in general they wouldn't get as much shit from us.

Oh shit it's TIME TO GO.

[Kio25]

I prefer to go with being deaf.

Talk like the guy who lost his hearing in saving private ryan.

"WHAT OFFICER I CA...I CANT HEAR YOU A GERMAN GRENADE WENT OFF RIGHT BY MY EAR I COULDNT HEAR A THING SINCE!"

[mcrow1]

lol all those stories are funny!

[saikouslx]

yeh it all depends on how the sucurity talks to u. If they r lyk get out of the way or off my property we get wel annoyed and mess with em. If they just say im sorry but your not allowed to skate here nicely we move.

[Flamethrower]

yeh it all depends on how the sucurity talks to u. If they r lyk get out of the way or off my property we get wel annoyed and mess with em. If they just say im sorry but your not allowed to skate here nicely we move.
Exactly. If they would use some manners I just might not piss them off as much. :)

[-noxi-]

I was at the spot in the line I posted and I was there for not even a minute, and dude busts out the doors and tackles me off my board and grabs it. I ended up like getting some scrapes or whatever, but its like not even realized cuz dude jus took my board. I get back up quick go for my board and he f**kin' kicks me in the stomach. Then I go put him in a light headlock and prolly still gave him some neck damage. I stop because I jus want my board and he f**kin' chokes me. He walks away as another teacher comes down and he has my board so I go to the office and I make a huge scene. One of them was like, "You need to stop clenching your fists." I basically blew up and just screamed at the top of my lungs "You f**kin' douche bags need to give me my mother f**kin' board and if you don't I'm going to end up killing f**kin' all of you mother f**kers." He tried to shove me out the doors, I jus cooperated because cops were on their way. I basically jus get a ticket if I'm seen on property by that dude, and he almost got fired so whatever. We'll get revenge.

[SkatingTillDead]

this site is so much cooler with the update, and it makes these stories better.

I second that .

[Dookie416]

I was at the spot in the line I posted and I was there for not even a minute, and dude busts out the doors and tackles me off my board and grabs it. I ended up like getting some scrapes or whatever, but its like not even realized cuz dude jus took my board. I get back up quick go for my board and he f**kin' kicks me in the stomach. Then I go put him in a light headlock and prolly still gave him some neck damage. I stop because I jus want my board and he f**kin' chokes me. He walks away as another teacher comes down and he has my board so I go to the office and I make a huge scene. One of them was like, "You need to stop clenching your fists." I basically blew up and just screamed at the top of my lungs "You f**kin' douche bags need to give me my mother f**kin' board and if you don't I'm going to end up killing f**kin' all of you mother f**kers." He tried to shove me out the doors, I jus cooperated because cops were on their way. I basically jus get a ticket if I'm seen on property by that dude, and he almost got fired so whatever. We'll get revenge.

did you get your board?

[-noxi-]

Yeah.

I'm still snappin' on them ho's though.

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

I was at the spot in the line I posted and I was there for not even a minute, and dude busts out the doors and tackles me off my board and grabs it. I ended up like getting some scrapes or whatever, but its like not even realized cuz dude jus took my board. I get back up quick go for my board and he f**kin' kicks me in the stomach. Then I go put him in a light headlock and prolly still gave him some neck damage. I stop because I jus want my board and he f**kin' chokes me. He walks away as another teacher comes down and he has my board so I go to the office and I make a huge scene. One of them was like, "You need to stop clenching your fists." I basically blew up and just screamed at the top of my lungs "You f**kin' douche bags need to give me my mother f**kin' board and if you don't I'm going to end up killing f**kin' all of you mother f**kers." He tried to shove me out the doors, I jus cooperated because cops were on their way. I basically jus get a ticket if I'm seen on property by that dude, and he almost got fired so whatever. We'll get revenge.

Man that's so ****ed up, but I figure for every hater and for every asshole like that, there's always someone, like an old lady or some funny kid who think what you're doing is just amazing. It's things like that, that sort of even out all the bad shit that assholes do to us.

[gmgsci]

^^^Yeah. We skate this loading dock at a college, and the people inside enjoy watching us.

[SkatingTillDead]

Skatings ALWAYS been enjoyable to almost everyone to watch .
Except for the Haters out there .

[Kio25]

-... and dude busts out the doors and tackles me off my board and grabs it.
I get back up quick go for my board and he f**kin' kicks me in the stomach. Then I go put him in a light headlock and prolly still gave him some neck damage.
I stop because I jus want my board and he f**kin' chokes me.

-I basically blew up and just screamed at the top of my lungs "You f**kin' douche bags need to give me my mother f**kin' board and if you don't I'm going to end up killing f**kin' all of you mother f**kers."

-It was probably a neck crank, it hurts like a mother but it's not permanent, it'll go away in a few days or weeks.

-Was this before or after the virginia shooting? Cause cops are on the edge of their seats still when they get death threat calls.
If it was before than they probably just figured it was someone pissed, but technically by law (I'm not sure on this though) But if he just tackles you and starts fighting you with no warning you can "defend" yourself (aka kick the sh** out of him.)

If you can't fight, then you can learn theres muay thai, jiu jitsu, boxing, kickboxing, mma (mix of all of them) most of that stuff all works good with an exception of karate or that tae kwon do crap, a kick at the sky with that might scare off a 5th grade bully but not a security guard...and if all else fails get your own big black.
(Im not tellin you what to do im just bored, and the story just made me want to kick his ass and i wasn't even there haha)

[TrAnCe]

acting deaf and not being able to read works.. but that 'whats the time?' thing seems even better. I guess they wont fine you or tell ya off.

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

acting deaf and not being able to read works.. but that 'whats the time?' thing seems even better. I guess they wont fine you or tell ya off.

Sometimes I tell guards to pretend I'm not there, and they get pretty mad.

[Kio25]

If you just want to get out of trouble i guess having one of your friends act (seriously act) mentally retarded and say he's your brother and you just wanted to show him a good time and how to skateboard would work.

There's endless possibilities!

[STR8 RIPPIN']

That is officially the best thread title ever.

[Dr._Skate]

Sometimes I tell guards to pretend I'm not there, and they get pretty mad.

im doing that next time..

yeah, but yesterday we were skating these stairs(no skating signs everywhere) & we tell the ladie we didn't see the signs, she lets us go, without getting our names & she didn't call the cops

[SkatingTillDead]

I try not to get in securitys way like whenever we see them stroll past we pick up our boards and sit down but as soon as they pass the area were back to shreddin' . If they ever do get you and ask you your name , then do what i do , become that guy in the 80's , with the combover . Be polite , Dont look them in the eye , and say sorry about as many badges he has , and say that it wont happen again .

[giantsfan7791]

I try not to get in securitys way like whenever we see them stroll past we pick up our boards and sit down but as soon as they pass the area were back to shreddin' . If they ever do get you and ask you your name , then do what i do , become that guy in the 80's , with the combover . Be polite , Dont look them in the eye , and say sorry about as many badges he has , and say that it wont happen again .
i do the exact opposite. either tell them to f*** off, give them a fake name and leave, or just leave. i don't wait for cops to come and security guards can't do anything because you didn't steal anything, break anything, or pose a threat to anyone. if your just skating they shouldm't have enough to even touch you. they put their jobs on the line the moment they reach for that mace. people really shouldn't be polite at all, i doesn't work. its not illegal to skate, it's just that people could care less what happens and who trespasses but absolutely hate it when its a skater.

[FireFreek]

if someone tells you to leave, you need to leave. your not suppose to be skating at a building or whatever. don't bitch at security and cops cause it just makes it worse for the rest of us respectful skaters that arn't little punks.

[China Skate]

If they ask to leave, I'll leave

[Mark P]

i just leave and go there the next day or something.

[SkaterFly]

im doing that next time..

yeah, but yesterday we were skating these stairs(no skating signs everywhere) & we tell the ladie we didn't see the signs, she lets us go, without getting our names & she didn't call the cops



AHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Thats funnyyy

[samus]

This is a great thread. cops are dildos, thats great! I wish I had a story like that, but I havent been skating for even a year yet so maybe ill have a story to tell eventually.

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

if someone tells you to leave, you need to leave. your not suppose to be skating at a building or whatever. don't bitch at security and cops cause it just makes it worse for the rest of us respectful skaters that arn't little punks.

Actually it's perfectly legal for me to be skating where I was. Infact, we were told by a board member (pun not intended) that it was alright as long as the museum was closed. (After 6 o'clock). What time did I say they kicked us out? 6:22.

And yea we do leave, whenever we're asked but it depends on how we are asked. If they show us respect we will respect them back.

[TrAnCe]

im doing that next time..

yeah, but yesterday we were skating these stairs(no skating signs everywhere) & we tell the ladie we didn't see the signs, she lets us go, without getting our names & she didn't call the cops
signs? what signs? oh THOSE signs. They mean no Skateboarding? Oh, I thought they meant yes Skateboarding.

today something new happened. I was grindin the down ramp of a trainstation carpark (the ones cars use to go down a floor, where the walkway meets the 'ramp' part) tryin 2 50-50 the way to the bottom. I hear this radio kinda voice yellin sumthin bout a dildo up his ass, so I look down n see this transit officer waddling up the down ramp. I 50-50'd all the way down (first shot) n kept my speed to escape the mother. go me! (learnt something cool AND saved from getting a $50 fine!)

sidenote; maybe someone should add a thread called "excuses for if/when you get busted"..

[Bam Rocks!]

On Sat. I got arrested for riding he banks on top of Elwood Quad. They just brought me home and I had to deal with my parents. He was such a asswhole. He was like you live near the greenlawn skatepark dont ya, i'm like yeah. He says go there if you wanna skate shit lke that. I said it wasn't open yet and hes like O... Shows how dumb cops are. They aren't any smarter then any other people. No offensive to the people who have parents that are cops.

[-noxi-]

-It was probably a neck crank, it hurts like a mother but it's not permanent, it'll go away in a few days or weeks.

-Was this before or after the virginia shooting? Cause cops are on the edge of their seats still when they get death threat calls.
If it was before than they probably just figured it was someone pissed, but technically by law (I'm not sure on this though) But if he just tackles you and starts fighting you with no warning you can "defend" yourself (aka kick the sh** out of him.)

If you can't fight, then you can learn theres muay thai, jiu jitsu, boxing, kickboxing, mma (mix of all of them) most of that stuff all works good with an exception of karate or that tae kwon do crap, a kick at the sky with that might scare off a 5th grade bully but not a security guard...and if all else fails get your own big black.
(Im not tellin you what to do im just bored, and the story just made me want to kick his ass and i wasn't even there haha)

This was before, and I know like what I'm allowed to do and all I just chose not to. It was funny though cuz I'm like not that small of a guy.

I'm getting revenge though so it's all good hahaha.

Like he didn't warn me or anything he just went to straight physical action which was totally uncalled for.

[ginger_gaz]

our local council are all complite tossers towards skaters. ok we usually skate behind an old swimming pool called berners there isnt too much there but its just us so we are happy but just recently they installed this siren thingy that rings in your ears and my god it is annoying but what makes it worse iis we bought some land with a local organisation for a skatepark and then this organisation lost the lease to the land so the park cant go ahead lol and our local copper is ok reli we get away with tones of stuff that we normally wouldnt do

[fosco911]

i d just knock down the signs and replace them with stop signes:-41:

[TheCheese]

yeh our communtiy board banned skating because me & some friends skated on a basketball court and apparently damaged it somehow and now if we skate on the court we get arrested

[MeLike2Skate]

On Sat. I got arrested for riding he banks on top of Elwood Quad. They just brought me home and I had to deal with my parents. He was such a asswhole. He was like you live near the greenlawn skatepark dont ya, i'm like yeah. He says go there if you wanna skate shit lke that. I said it wasn't open yet and hes like O... Shows how dumb cops are. They aren't any smarter then any other people. No offensive to the people who have parents that are cops.
Shit dude you went up there? Thats some crazy shit.

[falloffboy101]

Once I ended up in a theological argument with a security guard. I have no idea how it started, but it ended with him getting pissed off and calling the pigs and we had to scram.

[tinnmann]

I'm so glad that I live in a place where skateboarding is legal in every sense of the word. We can skate anywhere and not get in trouble. I even had a cop compliment me on my berts when I slid in front of his cop car in the middle of my street. I love Winter Park skate laws.

[enjoiskating]

Believe it or not ive found out that sometimes acting nice to cops helps (no, my dad is not a cop). Then If they meet you again, they mite give you more slack...or they will just get really mad because they already warned you.

[Davd42293]

ok so i'm outside the mall where i always skate with a couple friends, we never get told to move or anything....then this security guard walks up and sais your not supposed to be here young man...and is is like 6'6"(thats a guess) and kinda fat....not really....so he sais.you gotta leave right now, and his fly is undone and is dick is sticking out for everyone to see....i left caus i thaut he had enough troble after i told him that...and we still skate there

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

Believe it or not ive found out that sometimes acting nice to cops helps (no, my dad is not a cop). Then If they meet you again, they mite give you more slack...or they will just get really mad because they already warned you.

Depends on the cop, once a cop walked over to us while we were just sitting and talking, and he looks at my friend and just says 'Do a cool trick', so my friend gets up and heelflips, the cop looks, claps a little bit and goes, okay now give me your skateboard... I guess you can figure out what happened next =|. What a F*cking dick.

[SkatingTillDead]

Depends on the cop, once a cop walked over to us while we were just sitting and talking, and he looks at my friend and just says 'Do a cool trick', so my friend gets up and heelflips, the cop looks, claps a little bit and goes, okay now give me your skateboard... I guess you can figure out what happened next =|. What a F*cking dick.

Thats so friggen' Gay !!!

[tinnmann]

Depends on the cop, once a cop walked over to us while we were just sitting and talking, and he looks at my friend and just says 'Do a cool trick', so my friend gets up and heelflips, the cop looks, claps a little bit and goes, okay now give me your skateboard... I guess you can figure out what happened next =|. What a F*cking dick.

Must have been his son's birthday.

[Porterisdead]

I remember once, not too long ago, me and my crew were at a skate park, got bored, and decided to go skate at this church across the street.
We were there for about ten minutes skating an up rail, and this dude just pulls up beside us (keep in mind this is a preacher at the church) screaming stuff like "GET THE ((F))UCK OFF THE PROPERTY!!! I'M GONNA CALL THE ((F))UCKING COPS!!! CAN'T YOU READ?!? THAT SIGN SAYS 'NO SKATEBOARDING!'" Now, I was a pretty good way from the sign in a dark parking deck and on top of that, my vision sucks, so I had to squint to see it.
We're packing up and leaving (obviously while screaming back, we can't let some dude just treat us like that and not get hell back) and we just go back to the park.
After a couple of hours, we get kinda hungry, so we decided to walk to a nearby Arby's. Problem was, we had to walk through that church's parking lot.
We were just walking through, and the preacher dude comes out again just raising hell (we weren't even skating). "I TOLD YOU MOTHER ((F))UCKERS NOT TO SKAEBOARD HERE!!" ect.
This time, we didn't do anything, so we're already kinda pissed.
Then, he looked to me and said "Next time you act like you can't read that sign I'm gonna strap something across your head, Boy." Don't ask me what it means to strap something across my head, because I'm not really sure. My friend Matt looks to him and says "So what, are you threatening us now?" Dude replies "YEAH I"M THREATENING YOU! GET OFF THE PROPERTY!"
There's quite a crowd gathered around at this point, and we're all 14-16 years old being threatened by a dude who looked 60 easy. I asked "Isn't it illegal to threaten minors?" He looked around, you could see he was kinda nervous and said "I'm not threatening you, get off the property." Then Matt said "But you just told him you were going to... 'strap' something across his head.. or something..." and then he looked at me and said "C'mon, I'm gonna call the cops right now." and grabbed my shirt. I yanked away and we started walking off. The entire time we were leaving he was screaming "GET OFF THE PROPERTY!!! GET OFF THE PROPERTY!!" Finally Matt turns around and screams "WE'RE GETTING THE (((F)))UCK OFF YOUR ((F))UCKING PROPERTY!!! LEAVE US THE (((F)))UCK ALONE!!!!" and we walk off.
We get all the way up this stair way that's a six stair, turn right, then like 27 more stairs and the dude from at least two football fields away "I WISH YOU WERE A FEW YEARS OLDER SO I COULD TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO!!" Matt turns around and says "Pssh... yeah right, I'd kick your A**."
The dude got pissed and yelled "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!??!" and Matt said "YOU ((F))UCKING HEARD ME!! AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING S**T FROM ALL THE WAY BACK THERE?! YOU ((F))UCKING P***Y!!!"

We got the part where he just randomly comes out and starts screaming at us on film and were going to show the cops that and try to get him arrested for threatening a minor or something, but one of my friends got scared and didn't want to because he was afraid we'd get in trouble with them for something (we've been in trouble there a lot... me and the friend that got scared once got kicked out of the entire city for skating this mag four at a school while the school was in session.. but that story isn't very interesting)..

[sk8erdude333]

Depends on the cop, once a cop walked over to us while we were just sitting and talking, and he looks at my friend and just says 'Do a cool trick', so my friend gets up and heelflips, the cop looks, claps a little bit and goes, okay now give me your skateboard... I guess you can figure out what happened next =|. What a F*cking dick.

thats gay
all the people where i live just tell us nicely to leave and to come back later that night when the place is closed
most of the people used to skate though so its really cool

[PeeWeeSkater]

hahaha, great stories.

once, i was skating this basketball court with some of my friends (just for the smoothness of the ground.) and there is this kid playing basketball alone. we all circle him and start going "BALLIN' " like just messin and later i pass him and hes cursing off at me under his breath and im like "what are you sayin there buddy, watch your mouth." and this kid seems like he never learned how to talk. and he starts walking up to me going "do suttin!, c'mo', do suttin!" (thats exactly how he said it) and he comes up and i start mocking him, so he throws his basketball in my face. i walk away cracking up and my friends are like "dude, why are you laughing? are you gonna take that? he threw a ball in your face!" and im like "man i am SCARED! he made me sneeze." i get this kid all pissed off, and his dad just so happened to be in the car and he comes out and starts playing basketball with his son. im just playing skate with the other kids when i hear that kids dad say "ill be in the car" after he was just staring at me. this was some big dude and it was like 11pm, just me, like 6 of my friends and these 2 basketball guys (dad & son)... and i was scared to death. like ok, he looked at me with a dirty look, and said "ill be in the car". and then i passed by and the kids ball rolled away from him. i was gonna throw it over the fence to be an asshole, but then i remember his dads in the car so i didnt wanna start anything. so i just pass it to him. he comes up to me and goes"dont touch my ball" (gettin all tough guy on me) and i just laugh and say "alright", then he pushes me while im trying to get on my board and i hit the fence. i was pissed, but i didnt wanna fight back cuz i remembered his dad was in the car. so my friend whos like 5'10 goes up to this kid and scares the shit out of him (of course i felt like a loser but loved seeing this kid piss himself). then we left and saw this kid start to drive away with his dad and we start like blowing kisses to me smartasses and they stop, back up, and this kid comes out and says "any last words" and we say "bye" and then he goes "pussy ass bitch". [I]the end

im just not the fighting type, i just piss people off and my friends hurt them if they touch me (im small), but i hate kids like this. who think theyre all tough and shit. i know i could have taken him but i am such a pussy when it comes to fighting kids ive never met before becuase i dont know whether theyre really tough or not, but after what he did, i knew i could have.

[sk8erdude333]

hahaha, great stories.

once, i was skating this basketball court with some of my friends (just for the smoothness of the ground.) and there is this kid playing basketball alone. we all circle him and start going "BALLIN' " like just messin and later i pass him and hes cursing off at me under his breath and im like "what are you sayin there buddy, watch your mouth." and this kid seems like he never learned how to talk. and he starts walking up to me going "do suttin!, c'mo', do suttin!" (thats exactly how he said it) and he comes up and i start mocking him, so he throws his basketball in my face. i walk away cracking up and my friends are like "dude, why are you laughing? are you gonna take that? he threw a ball in your face!" and im like "man i am SCARED! he made me sneeze." i get this kid all pissed off, and his dad just so happened to be in the car and he comes out and starts playing basketball with his son. im just playing skate with the other kids when i hear that kids dad say "ill be in the car" after he was just staring at me. this was some big dude and it was like 11pm, just me, like 6 of my friends and these 2 basketball guys (dad & son)... and i was scared to death. like ok, he looked at me with a dirty look, and said "ill be in the car". and then i passed by and the kids ball rolled away from him. i was gonna throw it over the fence to be an asshole, but then i remember his dads in the car so i didnt wanna start anything. so i just pass it to him. he comes up to me and goes"dont touch my ball" (gettin all tough guy on me) and i just laugh and say "alright", then he pushes me while im trying to get on my board and i hit the fence. i was pissed, but i didnt wanna fight back cuz i remembered his dad was in the car. so my friend whos like 5'10 goes up to this kid and scares the shit out of him (of course i felt like a loser but loved seeing this kid piss himself). then we left and saw this kid start to drive away with his dad and we start like blowing kisses to me smartasses and they stop, back up, and this kid comes out and says "any last words" and we say "bye" and then he goes "pussy ass bitch". [I]the end

im just not the fighting type, i just piss people off and my friends hurt them if they touch me (im small), but i hate kids like this. who think theyre all tough and shit. i know i could have taken him but i am such a pussy when it comes to fighting kids ive never met before becuase i dont know whether theyre really tough or not, but after what he did, i knew i could have.

thats funny dude
ive met a lot of people like that
some white kids trying to act black started makin fun of me because i had a skateboard and because of my pants.
so i was like whats that your gay? what? and he said (apperently not thinking cuz it was retarted.) Ill show you how to be gay!
and i was like wooo dude i dont role like that.
so him and all his friends walk up to me saying theyll kill me cuz thier in "the folk" i started laughing and was like u guys are like in 8th grade what r u talkin about.
and then he gets all up in my face
i wasnt scared but all my freinds were freakin out trying to calm him down. they stopped him and as we walked away they told he was the toughest kid in the school. never lost a fight and beats up random people.
they were all shocked because no body has ever stood up to him

i hate people like that

[China Skate]

Elton John sunglasses
HAHAHA

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

thats gay
all the people where i live just tell us nicely to leave and to come back later that night when the place is closed
most of the people used to skate though so its really cool

Yeah but my buddy is black and in NYC cops are extremely racist... It's just f*cked up, those of you who live in NYC too, you might know what I'm talking about. It's actually beyond ridiculous. pisses me off >=(.

[sk8erdude333]

that sucks dude
i feel bad for u guys

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

Elton John sunglasses
HAHAHA

http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/musicians-sunglasses-men/elton-john-sunglasses/elton-john-sunglasses.jpg

Those exact glasses with different color lenses. The guard thought he looked cool and bad ass but he just looked really gay.

[Davd42293]

haha omg ................

[thommyhild]

Dude, whats wrong with Elton John? He's an amazing musician, **** you.

[Davd42293]

haha no dude, just the story obout the sucruity guard...it was funny

[I_Eat_Emo_Kids]

Dude, whats wrong with Elton John? He's an amazing musician, **** you.

Where did I directly insult your boyfriend.. uh, Elton John :-15:

[TrAnCe]

http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/musicians-sunglasses-men/elton-john-sunglasses/elton-john-sunglasses.jpg

Those exact glasses with different color lenses. The guard thought he looked cool and bad ass but he just looked really gay.
"hey, are you that x-men guy with the lazer eyes, coz he wore cunt glasses too"

[dantheman15]

wow elten john glasses i dont think i no a man alive that could were those and be confedent that he doesnt look like he smokes poles

[Grinding God]

wow elten john glasses i dont think i no a man alive that could were those and be confedent that he doesnt look like he smokes poles

It's a shame I can't report this to a moderator.

[Seanie990]

okay I got some good stories

Once my friends and I were skating at some stairs at a local park (not skatepark, just park), filming for our skate team, when security came and told us to leave. We left, but, like any other skaters, went back and started skating again when he left. After a while, he came back and told us to stop. So we did and we went to a bench at the stair's landing to review the footage, when he pulled up to us and said that since this was the second warning, we had to leave the park. Me and another friend just ran, not knowing what would happen to the rest of the team, into a boy scout "jamboree"(the friend i ran with was a scout). We stayed in hiding at his troop's camp, and i went with another friend's mom to pick him up from the burger king across the street. For the rest of the night, everytime we heard a megaphone, or saw orange flashing lights, we hid. It was great.

Another time we were at the sawgrass mall, skating on a small piece of pavement near the exit doors of a closed down restaurant. My friend just passes the door when it flies open ad hits him. Some guy sticks his head out and says "What the **** are you doing ?", and the group we were with, along with my friend and I , were just dumbstruckenly silent (the place was closed, remember). The guy proceeds to go back inside, but not before calling us "****ing pigs"...... weird.

[Pinto]

One time this cop said to me and my friends we didn't get beat up enough by our parents and he wanted to beat us. Then he told us to leave, so we take a couple steps in the direction of our houses, and he said we had to go the other way. He was so angry with us, like we were deliberately getting him mad.

[dantheman15]

the janitor at myschool is a former cop and one day as i waas walkin into the gym i rolled a quarter on the ground as hard as i coud (cuz whn they hit the wall they shoot upit) and it turned and punced or sumthin an hit him in the back left a welt he got pissed and had to tak 3 days off sum mintel ishuse i guess i hear its the reson hes not a cop anymore i didnt gt in trouble though cuz it was an accedent

[Ramp]