Excuses in case you get busted !

[SkatingTillDead]

Alright TrAnCe requested it and i think its a good idea .
Name your ways to avoid close encounters with cops or how to compromise with cops .
Ill start .

1. Be polite and say your sorry and say that youll leave .

[danmorris778]

2. run off
3. if caught say "but you looked like you were going to hit us"
^^^always a winner

[SkaterFly]

3. if caught say "but you looked like you were going to hit us"
^^^always a winner

Gotta remember that....

[jcsethi]

would you rather me be smoking weed? or shooting up heroin?

[Pirate skate]

*well I guess now isn't a good time to tell you a I have an oz. of weed up my ass.
*if you don't let me go, I'll scream and say you touched my dick.
*Your wife is dead, you have crack and pubic hair from the kidnapped child spread around your house. FBI is on the way, better get goin.
*Dunkin Donuts was the last exit dude
*listen, I have a brick of coke in my bookbag with your name on it if you let me scram
*Hold up nigga, this is MA SONG!
*it's cuz I'm black aint it?
*Let's go, thumb war, winner take all, you win, I leave, I win, you say, "I'm a little piggy here's my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink" to the tune of I'm a little tea p ot.
*I DIDN'T DO NUTIN!!!
*I have no problem going back to prison
***** YOU

[SkaterFly]

1. Ahh....my dog wont be happy when I tell him this....
2. Cmon dude....please!!
3. LOOK!! *run away*
4. LOOK!! *laugh like crazy*
5. I swear, it wasnt me. The real skateboarders just ran off in the other direction. They left their board and stuff here. I swear im just a *****.
6. AHHHH!! *run away*
7. Hi.
8. Augh!! I just escaped!!

[kevman]

*no I Didnt Do It He Did!!!!!!!!
*i Never Did Anything!!!!!!!!
*my Mom Told Me To Do It!!!!!!!!!!!!
*please Dont Hurt Me Wit That Pepper Spray!!!!!!!!! >.<
*if you let me go ill give you money.........

[sizlesteve]

IF your at a school this one works real good.

"But the janitor told us we could skate here as long as we pick everything up"

[vansokc]

IF your at a school this one works real good.

"But the janitor told us we could skate here as long as we pick everything up"


thats what i usually say.

i just sorry officer, adn they usually will let you go. or they say thats your warning.

one time one pulled up and looked at me and i started t sweat and i was thinking shit what do i do. and he said hey kid, be careful try not to get hurt doing them things on that board. i said ill be careful officer, and he pulled his window back up and drove off. i was like that was close but a better officer there.

[PeeWeeSkater]

around where i live there are two town boroughs. the one, the police just wave to you and could care less, and the other, they even yell at you when you are sitting on a board.

i say dont run cuz they might think you did something other than skate there. i think that you should just keep skating like you dont know its a problem. dont look up at the officer more than once. and smile at him the first time you look.
acting innocent and non knowing of the crime always gets ya through.

[bmmetcalf]

What happened again?

or

Run

[sizlesteve]

around where i live there are two town boroughs. the one, the police just wave to you and could care less, and the other, they even yell at you when you are sitting on a board.

i say dont run cuz they might think you did something other than skate there. i think that you should just keep skating like you dont know its a problem. dont look up at the officer more than once. and smile at him the first time you look.
acting innocent and non knowing of the crime always gets ya through.

Haha, I do that a lot. Act like you dont see them until there like right by you.
Makes you look more innocent. And if i were you, i wouldnt run unless your with a BIG group of people, then you can all go seperate ways making it easier for you to not get caught. But if its just you and like 2 other people. Chances are they well catch you and youll be in more trouble.

Also if your skating a spot with a group of skaters and you pretty sure eventually a cop will come by or try to come after yall. Look around at where you are and find the best "escape route" if you know what i mean.

[just_skate_]

Skate with 'Big Black'

[StevoElSupremo]

Im just like "well mabey if this good for nothin town would build us a GOOD skatepark I wouldnt have to resort to skating on this garbage stairwell" and the cops are like "well then just be careful and start a petition to get one built"

[Dr._Skate]

^^^ i just wish the cops in my town knew what a petition was...

i just say "i'm not from around here" they let me go.

[shortty]

IF your at a school this one works real good.

"But the janitor told us we could skate here as long as we pick everything up"

nice at my school our principle gave us permission to skate the four set and he told us a story on how he skated in stuff pretty cool stuff

[shortty]

when we get kicked outta a spot ppl say go to the skatepark and park here has set hours with locked doors and cameras in it :(
1) Sorry bro, skatepark wasnt open
2) This spot was calling my name, i didnt want to let it down
3) Turn to your friend and act like you guys are deaf and do sign language

^ friend and i did that one multiple times it works

[johndon]

^^^ i just wish the cops in my town knew what a petition was...

i just say "i'm not from around here" they let me go.
i cant do that cause my town is so small i no all the cops

[STR8 RIPPIN']

Well pirate skates got the best so far.

[zoo_yorker_rep']

'im new in town"

or


"que? no hablo english" or I would say it my language

[SkatingTillDead]

Speak in another language and point outside the area and when they nod say ok realll foreign and run .

[TrAnCe]

I asked for this?? whatever, here goes; for cops;


1. skateboaring? you mean THIS is skateboarding? oh I didnt know that?

2. hey look, a naked MAN

3. oh what large biceps you have

4. its against my religion not to Skate here.

5. this isnt skateboarding, this is sidewalk surfing

for security guards;

1. **** you

2. man, sorry you couldnt be a REAL cop, but dnt take it out on me

3. jealous you dont have a life?

4. whats the point of kiking me out? I'ma just wait till you leave n try the trick again. you might as well sit back n wait for me to land it..

5. do you KNOW who I AM?

6. wait up, lemme land this trick, then I'll leave

7. **** you

8. (powerslide the mother ****er)

[bmmetcalf]

Works for every little kid..... point fingers and play the blame game!

[-noxi-]

I jus dont even stress it

ive used a few of pirates though hahahaha

[infamous.joe]

Keep skating, **** em.

[saikouslx]

Well its unlucky as i was once crusing through the bus station really slowly (i dint noe u cudn skate) and a police officer stopped me. He was a proper dik, and i was really polite but i still got my name taken down.

Heres my tip: If they say they are going to confiscate your board (and you wont get it bak) snap your deck. and say "if i cant skate on it i dont want anyone else" (to justify ur actions). Point is they probs wont be ****ed to take it from you as you cannot skate now. You might need a new deck but at least you got ur trucks and shit!

[novascotiaskate]

Be polite. Say, "ya, I made a mistake. I'll just leave." As long as your polite to them, they will let you go, no problem. Not being a pussy, being sensible.

[Pirate skate]

I jus dont even stress it

ive used a few of pirates though hahahaha
just be like, I'm Wayne Brady, then chito chop em.

[Blaze]

Well its unlucky as i was once crusing through the bus station really slowly (i dint noe u cudn skate) and a police officer stopped me. He was a proper dik, and i was really polite but i still got my name taken down.

Heres my tip: If they say they are going to confiscate your board (and you wont get it bak) snap your deck. and say "if i cant skate on it i dont want anyone else" (to justify ur actions). Point is they probs wont be ****ed to take it from you as you cannot skate now. You might need a new deck but at least you got ur trucks and shit!

didnt i say that exact same thing like a month ago, on that thread about the kid who go pushed over by a cop while skating?

[giantsfan7791]

Skate with 'Big Black'
i use a 400 pound latino that i call grande pepe.

[kevman]

nice at my school our principle gave us permission to skate the four set and he told us a story on how he skated in stuff pretty cool stuff WHOA YOUR PRINCIPLE USED TO SKATE! cool lol

[karolsk8]

Well its unlucky as i was once crusing through the bus station really slowly (i dint noe u cudn skate) and a police officer stopped me. He was a proper dik, and i was really polite but i still got my name taken down.

Heres my tip: If they say they are going to confiscate your board (and you wont get it bak) snap your deck. and say "if i cant skate on it i dont want anyone else" (to justify ur actions). Point is they probs wont be ****ed to take it from you as you cannot skate now. You might need a new deck but at least you got ur trucks and shit!


my dad used to work at the police station in my town (he wasnt a cop) and he said one of the cops got fired for taking the confiscated skateboards home to his kids

[almostsk8er33]

just be like, I'm Wayne Brady, then chito chop em.


Haha.

Oh shit its wayne brady!!!

[sizlesteve]

Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?

[skizzate]

I give them my alias, Josh Powers. Normally don't give them lip.

[TrAnCe]

*if you don't let me go, I'll scream and say you touched my dick.

*Hold up nigga, this is MA SONG!
*it's cuz I'm black aint it?
*Let's go, thumb war, winner take all, you win, I leave, I win, you say, "I'm a little piggy here's my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink" to the tune of I'm a little tea p ot.

my favs hard out..

[Mark P]

Sorry Cuntstubble, i didn't realise this area was restricted.

[saikouslx]

Sorry Cuntstubble, i didn't realise this area was restricted.
LMFAO!!! i was well polite to the police officier but he just has some grudge against skaters as a couple weeks later, i put my foot down on my board so that i could do my shoes up and he came and started shouting at us. Btw Blaze i never knew you sed that, i heard it form a mate down at the skatepark.

[Ramp]