sk8 stories

[p_h_a_t_$$]

ive had so many funny things happen 2 me when sk8ing

me n a couple friends were sk8ing this 4 foot drop at a old folks home. I did my best 3 flip ever n was gonna land it but this security guy smoked me. I said i was gonna sue but he jus went inside n told us 2 leave. he was lookin at us out the window so we gave him the finegr n pissed on sum old dudes power scooter cart thing.The guy ran out n shouted but never chased us.

We sk8ed over 2 a 6 set at sum haircutter placed n 1 of the guy haircutters lives in the house n he told us 2 leave n we said screw it n stayed so he phoned the cops n we ran. 2 days l8er we cam e back but this time we were prepared. We had eggs n like 10 bottles ful of piss. He came out n told us 2 leave n we threw egs at him. then he went up stairs n peeked his head out the window n said he was phonin the police but he left the downstairs door open so we chucked the bottles in his house and jus ****in ran like crazy.

those r my 2 funniest things that happened wat has happened 2 u?

[p_h_a_t_$$]

o n i 4got 2 mention thatb the way we were inspired 2 piss n bottles 2 chuck was because 1 day when it was really hot n we were sk8ing arora hi my pal found a full bottle of frutopia n it didnt seem 2 b opened so he thought ok free fruitopia y not so he chugged the whole thing then he stands there starin at us n he jus started pukin his ass off sum ass had pissed in that bottle n left it out 4 sum retards like us 2 drink it

[mooshoo]

lol, i like the 2nd one. There once was a copper wanting to write our names down for creeating noise pollution...
We Ran.... fast.... And we lost her. :)
and one of my dumbass freinds tthrew and stuck 3 filing cabinets on a single basketball hoop :) Cops came, and and then left, my friend blamed it on someone else

[p_h_a_t_$$]

is nice 2 know that every1 is sharing their sk8 stories with me

[Snaker]

oh, god, dude, i have so many. . . one can be found in the stories section on the main part of the site. once, i tryed to tape a bottle rocket to the tail of my board, skate down the street, and light it while i was moving. well, we hadn't taped it good enough, so it shot off backwards into a truck, and the trucks alarm went off. the owner called the cops, and we ran. we came back with napalm and lit it in the bed of the truck and ran like hell, lol.

[bLaYzE]

the day after x mas i went to mcdonalds with my lil cuz and after that i wanted to skate this 3 set at the church so we went to the set and there weas a hobo sleeping by a door. i ollied the set and them he mumbled something i asked what did he say and he replys with "can you bumrmeredning" i was like "what", and then he said "do you need a hearing aid" and i said "do you need some money get the hell out of here" then he gathered up his stuff and left and me and my cousin have the story to tell till this day.

[BlindSk8er]

^huh that was funny. but i kinda feel bad for the homeless man

[prim3r]

^^ ya i agree, be nice to bums, theyre cool :(

[bLaYzE]

i was riding my bike and there was a hobo laying against the wall with his legs out in the sidewalk and i bunnyhopped over his legs and he yelled something but i was just laughing and riding off so i didnt really hear.

[hullo]

Sometimes homeless people deserve to be homeless. They would rather have drugs than have a house. How pointlessly stupid. Here's a story. Me and my friends were skateboarding and one of my friends his name is Ryan and he is sometimes stupid. Well we jumped off this rock thing into the water and there was this REALLY strong current because it was a dam. Ryan got sucked down the current and some guy was fishing and he hooked him in his nipple. He started screaming and stuff and the guy tried reeling it in. Ryan was screaming and stuff. It may sound mean but actually it was one of the funniest things in my life.

A mean man: My friend Shawn and I were skating at night time around town and stuff. There was this guy walking by who was apparently drunk and then he said " Why are you guys skating on the ****ing sidewalk?" and then we're just like "Because it's fun" Then the guys started saying he was going to call our mom and then my friend told him to get a life and then the guy started running after us. Shawn dropped his skateboard on accident and started running without it. The guy tried to skateboard on it and he almost got about 10 feet until he hit a rock and his face hit the concrete and he screamed. It was so funny. Shawn ran back to get his skateboard and we just left.

Fireworks: Me and my friends were skateboarding on the fourth of july. My friend Ryan(the idiot) wanted some smoke crackers and stuff. Well smoke crackers look like firecrackers. Well we gave him one firecracker in all of the smokecrackers. He kept showing off and stuff saying that he can light off a smokecracker in his hand. Then we told him to put one in his mouth and he did it. But unfortunately it wasnt a smokecracker it was a firecracker. It exploded in his mouth and it took a chunk out of his tongue. He was bleeding all over and we were laughing our asses off. He kept saying"sut up you fahgs"

[BoArDeR420]

Blayze u deserve to die be nice to people

[Flip Boy]

I never have stories that are funny cos everyday i go out some wierdo walks past or some shit.. we always get kciked out of spots...What I find is really funny when you go to parks is that theres a ton of lil kids reconing the are pro so they ollie and shit shouting YEY IM THE BEST and i think wow your cool.. so i am shit anyway but me and dave bowl over and give it some 360flips to fakie on the banks (dave) <---good and yeah its pretty cool... lol anyway a funny story hmmm.

Oh this one time at playstation we come out and u never ever walk across muggers bridge.. so we decided we would walk over it, so we all walked along over it and didnt get mugged.. we then realised our mate went the other way and was at a different train station. So we thought arrr **** him well meet him as the train comes along. We were walking along and these two nutters were walking along looking really stoned and drunk so we all ****ed off, chris was USING his phone when these guys come along, so chris shouts OI! cos we were like 100m away ad these blokes go "OI, dont bve saying Oi in da west end" and chris was like :S dont hurt me and they bowled off... LOL end of story its funny ifyou were there you know lol

[AIRZ1]

Ben you forget about the tramp that slaped chris when we were going to south bank and me driving the bus lol.

[Flip Boy]

LOL! oh yeah...

[Craig Himself]

wtf? tell me

[hullo]

The tramp that slapped Chris?You guys have to tell me about that shiznit.

[bLaYzE]

i dont think i deserve to die. some hobo was talking crap i mean would you let a hobo diss on you? if you would you must be a sissy. i wasnt out to try to hurt anyone and i never did. i was just out doing something that i can tell peole about a year later and laugh about, there were nop tears or hurt feelings just laughs

[hullo]

I would ****ing smack the homo. He can suck my two inch wang.

[Ramp]