Herro, Mr. Bond.

[Poser Park]

It's over! It's over! It's finally flippin' dippin' over!

*shakes butt*

Man...that had to have been the worst part of my life...ever.

I came away with a relatively good deal; one year of unsupervised probation, a $330 fine and a monthly $20 fine.

This is going to be my last post of '07...wish I could stick around, but I gotta go to work.

Holla.

[Sk8 Shorty's]

He lives :-4: haha I'm jk dude
but yeah, I saw that you were back on myspace, it made me :-12:
I'm glad to see you back man, I'm sure alot of us missed you.

[danmorris778]

I noticed you were gone. Didn't know why though.
If you don't mind me asking what ya do? But you can tell me where to go if I'm being nosey haha :)
Glad you're out now anyways man :D

[almostsk8er33]

Great to have ya back man, knew you were coming back sooner or later.

[Poser Park]

I almost got put away because of harrassment...

Damn harrassment...

[AdioBird52]

Listen to Consolidated.

[-noxi-]

well at least youre not locked up dude

[crazy_dave]

Good shizzle man. Hope to hear again from ya soon!

[giantsfan7791]

well at least youre not locked up dude
yeah man. i'm halfway through a year of unsupervised pro' and, to be honest, i keep forgetting i'm on it.

[MeLike2Skate]

you were locked away? were you butt raped by any chance?

[marleyfan0]

yeah man. i'm halfway through a year of unsupervised pro' and, to be honest, i keep forgetting i'm on it.
whad you do? i always pictured you as a good boy for some reason...

[Super_Skater]

you were locked away? were you butt raped by any chance?

If anything he would be the one doing the raping.

[MeLike2Skate]

If anything he would be the one doing the raping.
ummmmmmm............why is that?

[almostsk8er33]

ummmmmmm............why is that?


Because Zach doesn't mess around when he wants something.

[rodneymullen123]

Good to have you back man.

[MeLike2Skate]

Because Zach doesn't mess around when he wants something.
oh ok......

[Poser Park]

I could never rape someone...I'm too nice.

If I did, it'd probably go a little something like this...

Me: Um, hi...uh...I hate to bother you, but I have a question.

Hot girl: Okay, what is it?

Me: Could I, uh, possibly...hmm...uh...rape...you?

Hot Girl: ...

Me: ... >_>

*Hot Girl walks away*


FAILURE!

[mcwattersm]

Too nice...

[Poser Park]

Yeah, it's those kind of guys that you have to watch out for. People say Ted Bundy was the nicest guy you could ever run into...but, you know, he tended to be a little bit on the jerk side when it came to women.

[juggle]

I allways wondered if you even skateboarded.


-thank you

[Ramp]