The Yo momma joke thread

[Master Chief]

make jokes have fun.

"Yo momma is so fat Dora coulden't even explore her"

submit a lame/funny joke

[RooR]

I don't have a mom, me and my dad just share yours.

/end thread :-6:

[Master Chief]

hahah, nice

[cordell]

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"

[John_]

yo momma so mum-like, shes your mum!!!!!!!!!!!

[confused grap3]

Yo momma so fat she needs to make a long distance call just to talk to her feet



...cause you know, everyone talks to their feet alot...

[cordell]

Your mother is so stupid she saw a yellow school bus that was filled with white kids and shouted, "Stop that Twinkie!!!"

[rodneymullen123]

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery store.

[Blind Sheppard]

Yo Momma asked me why i closed this thread.

I decided not to answer

[Ramp]