funny assed shit

[phycobitxh]

i saw this and thougth it was hilarius (how do u spell that!!!:mad: ) hope no one gets offended or nothin

ok i couldn't get it to work so hear is the web pege
http://www.computerpranks.com/download/images/computer/aussie_windaz.jpg
when u load it it will be small but if u move your moues over it there will be a little box with arows around it clikin it will make irt larger

[phycobitxh]

this one is kinda funny to

[Ramprage]

LOL now that's some funny stuff! I like the windaz ;)

Keep those jokes coming :D

[blind]

yeah, the windows one is funny

[phycobitxh]

this person is just plain stupid
these came from http://www.computerpranks.com
it has all kinds of funny shit along with some crap
these came from the funny images section

[skaterguy]

thats some funny stuff:D

[SkateGod_087]

those are great keep 'em coming

[SkateGod_087]

i really like that windaz thing

[Flip Boy]

hahaha nice stuff i have some funny jokes to ill put some on(text) not pictures well i dont think so

[Flip Boy]

heres on about a blonde

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"


hahahaha lol well funny

[Flip Boy]

this is very big lol

50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart


1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to
join.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thought
the customer was always right!"

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you
will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down.

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out
much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

*BONUS*

1. Attempt to do all of the above in the same visit, without
getting kicked out.

2. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you
can make.

[Flip Boy]

hehe this one is quite funny

[blind]

Flip Boy, the walmart thing was funny as hell! i've got to try some of those. Me and my friend were there because my sis had to buy her friend a b-day(at wal-mart of course), so we found the skateboards by accident *wink* *wink*, and they still had plasitic on them and no concave and we were going to see who could kickflip 1st and i won but as soon as i put it up and started walking down an isle, this employee walked around the other one looking for us

[NukeR]

Cool lizard trick Handstand on tech deck

[BSmnTsk8er]

ive got something else to do at wal mart
glue quarters to the floor and watch people try to get them

[enjoiboarder101]

other thing to do at wal mart: get a dollar and tape it to a string and put it in an aisle then hide and wait for people to try and pick it up then pull it away

[Flip Boy]

yeah another one is to glue a coin to the floor and watch people try to pic it up lol!

[enjoiboarder101]

one gross one is blow ur nose on the bottom of a nickel and watch ppl faces as hey pick it up

[Ramp]