arrrghh

[shamoncowboy]

Heres the scoop, im gonna start a pirate punk band thats right a pirate punk band, and if anyone can play the drums and would like to move to lincoln just say so and ill gladly have you

[snowboarder]

I'd be part of your band, except for 3 little things.

I don't play drums
I won't move to Lincoln
I don't like pirates.

Sorry :(

[chickaboarder13]

well..
i play guitar..
hah

[psycoskater]

I would learn how to play drums I would move to lincol but I just rather stick with playing b***, oh the joy *goes and plays b****

[robiskewl]

uhhh if i moved to california i would most definately join. that would be sick. "and then i was like YARGGGGHHHHH!!!!! walk the plank! you scurvy mate!" haha pirates are funny.

[chickaboarder13]

lol like teh skateing pirates.. it's very early in the morn and i can't even remember what vid it was on, or if it was it's own vid. but if u've seen them you'll konw what i'm talkin about.. they said 'argh' doing tricks lol, and then they droped a ancor out the back of their moving van lol.. funny stuff..

[mr_demon]

my dad can play drums REAL good but he turned 53 on monday so i don't think he'll be much use to u

[robiskewl]

the mediterranean sea isnt all that close to california...

[Flip Boy]

lol, My bro can play em really really really well but he is in a band already.

[mr_demon]

i know, but if i got the chance to move outta here i'd take it! and my dad is starting to feel like that too now so.......anyways i'm moving to germany in two years which is gonna be kick***

[TwiztidSkater15]

thats kewl. can i move with ya? lol

[chickaboarder13]

stop acting like a **** lol

[chickaboarder13]

we can't say sl-ut? werid.. lol anywhayes, i was just foolin around

connor, evan plays drums you know.. and he lives in lincoln lol

[mr_demon]

she ain't a ****, it's the fact that i know russian ;).....

[chickaboarder13]

heh yah i nkow michelle is cool. i was just jokin around

yah girls usually fall for guys that know other languages... hah

[mr_demon]

yeh? oh well, in that case, ladies, i know >5< languages! :)

[robiskewl]

i take french in school...girls dont oft fall for me...unless i trip them. HA!

puns are great.

[shamoncowboy]

hah hah wee wee

[mr_demon]

yeah, try asking for the toilet in france like that (weewee), chances are, u'll piss urself to death before they see the stain an realise what u want hehehe

[mr_demon]

hey, if anyone wants i can teach them to swear in german, which sounds real funny

[Snaker]

sure!

[Impossible]

aye matey

[mr_demon]

ok, iBt mein schwanz (the 'B' is pronounced like a double 's') mean suck my d***, weibstuck means b****, arschloch means ***hole, fick dich ('ch' pronounce as 'h' sound, while 'sch' pronounced like 'sh') means f** you

here's a funny sentence: ich habe meinen Furz angebrannt und jetzt mein arsch weh tut ('g' is always pronounce like g in 'geezer' an 'u' is always pronounced as 'oo'), which means i lit up my fart an now my *** hurts!.................a friend of my friend actually did this once an charred his whole *** lol and his balls too, he had to be taken to hospital!:)

[mr_demon]

it's 3 am here right now, deise moment arbeitet mein kopf nicht so gut (means my head aint working properly at the moment) i'll think of some more tomorrow

[mr_demon]

i could also teach u to swear in greek but that one sounds very dumb, i don't really know any swearing in french an somehow i think u know how to swear in english

[mr_demon]

not even a single 'thanku for teaching me this vital vocab dima'?
ok, here's some more i think u might find useful:
auf - on top
unter - underneath
hinter - behind
(an in my opinion, the best one) zwischen - in between ;)

[snowboarder]

I could learn you to swear in french (french's my first language), but french swears suck (actually french ppl swear in english lol).

[chickaboarder13]

sweet! lol do they say 'excuse my enlish.' ??!

[the fun skater]

shiza- shit in german
i dont know how to spell it but its shi-za pronounce it

[robiskewl]

French
Nique Ta Mere= F*ck Your Mom (thats' my favorite)... Pronunciation= Neek Ta Mair

Japanese (how to pronounce them....i cant/dont know how to do japanese characters on the computer)
A-Ho-Ka= F*ck You (connotation, not denotation... it basicaly means f you)
Oh-My-Oh-Wa-Nani?= What The F*ck Are You? (again, it's a connotation.)

i can get more Japanese curses and the such in July when my uncle comes on vacation from Japan, it'll be fun!

[mr_demon]

it's actually scheisse an u pronounce it like 'shy(the word)-ze'
so like, iBt meine scheisse- eat my shit

[Ramp]