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son_gohan
06-18-2003, 05:11 AM
find a comfortable seat and enjoy this little adventure i had:

today, me and some kids i picked up (i have a truck) were skating in a retirement community for the FIRST time that had lots of old people and 4 sets and 5 sets. so me and these kids start skating there and after about 10 minutes two old men, one looked about 65 and the other looked about 78, came toward us just piping mad (apparently they had it with skateboarders in their apartments. some of the skaters who had been there before weren't too nice to the residents, lets leave it at that). anyway, the older guy came straight toward me and just grabbed my shirt and started twisting it to get a better grip and kept asking me my name, how old i was and that i was going to jail. (there WERE "no tresp***ing" signs but since we jumped a fence, we didn't see them.) so in my efforts to free myself from this man's grip (he was drunk by the way) i wrapped my arm around his arms that were grabbing my shirt and tearing it. i may have dropped my skateboard or still held it in my free hand or he may have taken it and i was trying to get it back, i don't remember too clearly, but what i do remember is trying to get free from this man who had me completely confused as to why he was so mad. i must have squeezed his arm pretty hard because when he FINALLY let go he had a humongous bruise across the top of his forearm. and somehow his other arm was bleeding. i had no idea how he started bleeding, i must have scraped him with my board or something. anyway, after i got free i started skating away when one of the kids i was with old me "hey, we can't just leave chris!". while i was skating away the same man that attacked me had grabbed chris by the wrist in one hand and held his skateboard in the other. i went back with one of the kids to try to save him, but the old man was drunk and i couldn't reason with him. you could smell the liquor on him. i kept asking what we had done wrong and to please let chris go and we'll never ever come back. i kept pleading with him but he would avoid my questions by asking me how old i was and my name. i didn't tell him either but he somehow found out that i was 17 and my name's tommy. he also said that i attacked him with my skateboard when HE STARTED IT!! he said over and over that he was pressing charges for ***ault and that i'm going to jail. all this time he wouldn't let go of chris. since the police were coming they'd arrest me because the drunk old man said i ***aulted him. on top of that we were tresp***ing, AND this place had a long history of skateboarders tressp***ing. so i asked chris if he was going to be okay, he said yea, so i left and parked my truck farther away and walked back to the group i was with who were waiting in the parking lot of a nearby bank. we called parents, they went into the complex and talked to the police and stuff, an now there's going to be a police car patrolling everyday there, and if there's no police and somebody even steps foot into the apartment complex they call on a direct line to the police and without warning the police will come and arrest anyone they find. after about a half hour of waiting and being talked to by our parents we found out that chris had apologized and was already home. we also found out that the police were looking for a tall brown haired 17 year-old named tommy. good thing i can use my first name James that's on my driver's license. so now i have to lay low and stay away from all the local skate spots, and on top of that i can't drive anywhere to skate for two weeks unless my mom or dad is with me. oh well, it's for the better. my parents don't want me to get arrested and i don't either.

what i found out from this whole fiasco is that:
1)old people bruise and bleed easily
2)to find out first if the place is a bust before i skate there (or set foot in the place).
3)never skate in retirement home communities because the residents are old people that have absolutely nothing to do except bust skateboarders and drink alcohol.
4)skateboarders that are mean and disrespectful toward adults add to the stereotype that "all skateboarders are belligerent punks that always destroy things with their four little wheels."

if you're ever flagged down for skating where you weren't supposed to PLEASE be polite and respectful to whoever you're talking to. even if the're mean and nasty toward you. this will help to end stereotypes against skateboarders and make the future easier for the skaters that come along in the future.

i hope people pay attention to what i have to say, i'm not asking for much.

bananasoup
06-18-2003, 06:37 AM
AHAHA!!! you got schooled by a couple of senior citizens!! you couldve at least changed the story so it was a gang of neo-nazis with uzis or something, but two old dudes? come on...

i hate to say this man, but thats incredibly lame. remind me never to skate with you.

chickaboarder13
06-18-2003, 07:40 AM
lol that is some funny stuff hahha i can't belive you were attacked by old gits! lol

mr_demon
06-18-2003, 12:18 PM
i hate old people they're retarded an annoying an always think they know what's better for u cause they're older, but drunk geezers r sometimes funny cause they actually crack jokes an rn't so up tight. they's probably trying to get back at us for being young and active while the most action they ever get in a day is finding their false teeth

son_gohan
06-18-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by bananasoup
AHAHA!!! you got schooled by a couple of senior citizens!! you couldve at least changed the story so it was a gang of neo-nazis with uzis or something, but two old dudes? come on...

i hate to say this man, but thats incredibly lame. remind me never to skate with you.

but the thing is that i have everything to lose. these old people have nothing to lose by pressing charges against me. they're paid for the rest of their life for doing nothing and just because the're old they're supposed to be wise. therefore the police will listen to them. EVEN if they were drunk at the time. if i went to court they'd probably lie through their teeth to get me put in jail. have you ever seen the movie "to kill a mockingbird"? besides, a conviction would ruin my future. i wouldn't be able to go to college, get a good job, and essentially my life would be over.

Thorin
06-18-2003, 03:58 PM
Nice story gohan, enjoyed it a lot..



(KILL THE OLD PEOPLE!)

edward
06-18-2003, 06:13 PM
nice story.so was it only one of your friends that got caught?. i hate when old people get all mad at you. most of the time i try to be respectful and 2 times i have had people tell me it was ok to come back after the business closes for the day. but when people start yelling at us and threating to call the cops we usually give them the finger and leave. one time i was skating this 4 stair and this guy runs out of the door and starts chasing us and he grabbed my shirt so i spun around and got him to let go and then we jumped over this wall just when we looked back and a cop was pulling into the parking lot. we bolted and didn't get caught so i guess we got lucky.

robiskewl
06-18-2003, 06:20 PM
thats crazy man. old drunk people are mean.

bananasoup
06-18-2003, 07:20 PM
"i wouldn't be able to go to college, get a good job, and essentially my life would be over."

um, no. youre over reacting way to much. judges arent going to believe the old dudes just because theyre old and then throw you in juvey. the worst that would probably happen would be probation and community service. i take it youve never been to court before have you? its not like how it is on TV...

it doesnt matter though, you still got school by a bunch of old dudes. heh...

blind
06-18-2003, 07:30 PM
Yeah man, I got arrested two weeks ago, I'm fine. In court they most likely won't even give me a record, just give me community service or something because it's my first offence.

NICK BLAIR
06-18-2003, 10:25 PM
that was a crazy story ill make sure not to sk8 in old fart land

son_gohan
06-19-2003, 12:07 AM
but still, who want's to do community service??

robiskewl
06-19-2003, 12:24 AM
no one man. that takes not being lazy, and stuff.....i blame the old fogey's. it's their fault. it was probly because they were the kids geting picked on back when skating first started to get popular in the 60's.

stupidsk8erkid7
06-19-2003, 05:15 PM
i skated at a retirement community once, an old lady got real pissed but i left before she could come out and yell at me

son_gohan
06-19-2003, 07:31 PM
just in case it isn't clear, it was NOT ME that was caught, it was CHRIS. (nobody any of you know)

oldscoolelement
06-19-2003, 10:06 PM
skating wasnt popular till the 70's, then it sucked again, till the 80's, then wasnt popular again in theearly 90's and now it is again. and gohan, you got *****ed by geezers. you have lost any credit i might not have not given you. dude, you prob wouldnt get anything for it cept comunity service. tressp***ing? dude, thats so minor all you'll get is a fine.

chickaboarder13
06-19-2003, 10:47 PM
before you go thinking you have the entire history of skating down.. why don't you check out this:

http://www.ramprage.com/index.php?view=history&cat=skateboard%20history&show=1&ID=56

oh what do you know?! there's more to RR than just the forums!!!

cheers :D

robiskewl
06-19-2003, 11:56 PM
yeah see skating started becoming popular in the 60's. thats where i got my info from ash. i actually used that for a school project.

edward
06-20-2003, 03:14 AM
i watched dogtown and the z-boys

ozzy_sk8er
06-20-2003, 02:27 PM
Old people smell funny, after they reach a certain aid i think they should be shot, or at least put way way out of the way.

ozzy_sk8er
06-20-2003, 02:29 PM
certain age*

sk8withtheforce
06-20-2003, 08:52 PM
the shit wud have been funnier if they were old preists, y'know - drunk an all.

son_gohan
06-20-2003, 08:54 PM
you don't understand oldschoolelement, this geezer wanted to put me away for a-s-s-a-u-l-t, as well as tresp***ing. he may have been drunk but still, that stuff is taken seriously around here. besides, i don't want the h***le of going to court, getting a lawyer, renting the courtroom, etc. etc... i want to avoid all that as much as i can. on top of that i have a reputation of being a very friendly, ethical young man. i have a life outside of skateboarding, y'know. even if i'm declared not guilty of anything, people will still raise an eyebrow when i walk by.

oldscoolelement
06-21-2003, 01:35 AM
i hit a kid w/ a bat and got ***ualt 2nd and all i got was probation for 1 year. and not everyone is gonna know. usually, if u get prob., after the prob is up and u dont mess up, your record is blanke out.

Snaker
06-21-2003, 01:42 AM
See? Old people suck.

foundasian
06-21-2003, 03:49 PM
yea I skate at retirement homes, but these people are senile and dont give a shit, sometimes they come up and say hi. Its the younger people that get pissed and call the cops....

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