Skater Hater

[jonny]

Right everyone, there is this old guy in my neighborhood, goes by the name Neil and of all the nerve, he broke my mates board, he is the most evil 72 year old man on earth and I no we skaters shouldnt react to stuff like this but he is such a piss off...Argh, what should I do?

[tryhard_skater]

a 72 year old broke a skateboard? wtf did u do to him?

[robiskewl]

shoot him.

no seriously though, lynch him and then say he died of a heart attack.

[Ephieboy14]

hahaha
^good one^

[BakerStencil]

Thast hilarious I mean if a 72 year old man can snap a board I'd stay away from him cause he's nuts, I got this video a friend of mine did and at the end therre this old guy kicking them off his property, my friend asked him if he could say the name of the video and the old man ripped then lens off his Camera...lol

[Freaky Styley]

dont mess with the elderly...ya cant win..I suggest you find another spot.

[NIGhtMAre]

how did he do it?!

[DarkHawk2-2]

respect ure elders. immaturity nowadays... oy... decks arent hard to snap btw. Id the guy hates skaters, then he hates skaters. dont mess with him.

[.pie.]

hehe some old guy trheatened to kill me, but he was REALLY crazy. He spent 9 years in jail b4 and he threatened me and my friends by saying he would shoot off our balls with his shotgun and stick a hatchet in my tongue. this was totally random too, he just approached us and seaid it.

[DirtPaw]

put skate stikers all over his car and house

[Super Phreak]

get ahold of some napalm and write obscenities in his grass

[iamflameboy]

^^^haha welcome back super phreak

[sk8withtheforce]

haha, yeh old people suck, they try to phone the police when you're doing shit all.

[ErrandBoy]

Did the old guy break it by having a stroke and falling on it?

[sk8r4lfe]

How the **** did the guy break it???

[zeronoah]

you should get a new deck, and break it over his head. possibly the only way to go.

[DarkHawk2-2]

Originally posted by sk8r4lfe
How the **** did the guy break it???
decks arent hard to break!

[NIGhtMAre]

they arent?

[evilcheese00]

they are very hard to break if your an 72 year old man whos bones are half dust

[Super Phreak]

Originally posted by iamflameboy
^^^haha welcome back super phreak

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[DarkHawk2-2]

Originally posted by NIGhtMAre
they arent?
just jump, pump and stomp. OR. raise leg, pump, stomp.

[dudey]

yeah, its easy as hell.

[big_hair_pimpin]

um sue him, or just charge him with distruction of property

[jonny]

some good ideas but i think ill just leave him for a while and i guess hell cool down, if not we'll shoot his balls off with a shotgun and put a hatchet in his tongue...

[DarkHawk2-2]

he might have gotten a vasectomy alrdy. That means his jewels were put outta commission.

[mabrant21]

Originally posted by DarkHawk2-2
he might have gotten a vasectomy alrdy. That means his jewels were put outta commission.

Its the principal of it. "MY BALLS!":eek:

[jonny]

hey, iof anyone had their balls done i think their life wouild have ended...

[DarkHawk2-2]

not really. ^ u can still have sex, the shtick still can do its 'functions'. An advantage is the inability to impregnate.

[Ramp]