The Newborn Tape

[GirlSkateboards]

Hey,
My friends and I are coming out with a tape for Newborn Clothing's team. Its called the newborn tape, it has all ametuers skating local spots here in hawaii. I need some feedback on what kind of stuff you guys would like to see besides skate footage. Like skits, special effects, montages, bails wutever just tell us. I will be posting some footage here, probably by this sunday of my friend brett olling, bs 180 and kickflipping a 9 set. I know that sounds a lot like a ***** but just wait for the footage guys.

NB Skate Team

[frontside]

i see.

[Skate or Try]

no........ thats cool, as for a skit hmmmmm. Well we did the old rocky cliche running through a packed market, hood up then up some stairs, jumping and punching the air. Then ollied it.

[muzz16]

shit running up that three must have been mourder! (in a 50's gangster voice just incase you couldnt tell)

[Skate or Try]

i know the 3 ****ing killed me. Fortunatly i nailed it, sketchy as it was, on the 17th time. Got through 4 tapes, 3 boards and two filmers on that./

[muzz16]

yea graham really took it hard in the face on like the 4th attempt didnt he... is he ok?

[Skate or Try]

no, they tried, god knows they tried, but his eye....oh god. The plastic surgeons couldn't work it back in place

[muzz16]

sad fact of life... if you get hit in the head with a board, you may as well be dead....

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let that be a lesson to all you young 'uns out there dont play with knives.

[Skate or Try]

but what is astonishing is the whole concept of time travel through the medium of a phone booth.

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indeed its the entire concept of molecular trasfunctionamographicalisation is just riveting...and how!

[Skate or Try]

Inside your feeble brain there's probably a whore.

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probably? i think you mean definately

[Ephieboy14]

yeah, post some vids or pics

it'll be a lot better than some usless post written by kids smoking the good stuff with Greco

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not useless..super intelligent and not for the likes of you!

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hah! score 1 Rich *licks finger and makes the tss sound as if it were hot hot hot!*

[Skate or Try]

you see we are really from the year 2801 whereby we discovered time travel by spinning your left middle finger at high speeds to open a 'time portal'. We assumed the role of time cops and had a hit tv series documenting our adventures in the former demorcratic republic of congo. We pretty much influenced history. I discovered the USA and wrote some books under the name of j.k rowling and some crappy films called lord of the rings. Nowdays we reside in the 21st century because rich has 'issues' with other centuries.

[muzz16]

it's just too darn hot in the future, the whole global warming escapade is not for the faint hearted

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oh right you mean the rapes... ok there was a misunderstanding things were said, objects were thrown, people were executed...

[Skate or Try]

thats time crime for ya. Good thing you changed your ways. Apparently their still hunting you across 17 planets and 504 years...

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thats 18 and 508...! darn tootin

[Skate or Try]

i remember convincing the 23rd century i wasn't real. That was great. on the meaning of life that is...

[Skate or Try]

Originally posted by Ephieboy14
yeah, post some vids or pics

it'll be a lot better than some usless post written by kids smoking the good stuff with Greco

Some tips and Advice - Go get a hair cut and lose some weight then you can pass comment on me, my friends, lovers and comedic parteners. Judging on the fact you have mentioned homosexuality over 100 times in the past few days it would seem your finally 13 and you hormones are kicking in, discovering your sexuality is a beautiful thing.

[Ramp]