I Hate Skiers

[k2snowboarder07]

After three years of snowboarding, I have grown to hate the faggots with skis on their feet. Probably the biggest thing that drives me crazy is the damn mogules! For all of you that have experienced trying to carve around a mogule, it is annoying as hell. Or also when your flying down the hill and you hit a massive patch of them. They are all arrogant and need to leave, either that or some millionaire out there needs to create a snowboard resort where skis are not welcome and if spotted, be destroyed. But for all my buds out there that rides a board, if you feel that you need to put a skier where they belong, feel free to hop off your board at the bottom and use your mighty weapon that you also ride and give them what the deserve. Send your years of annoyance to them!!!

[pr0o boarder]

Ha. Hire some snipers. They'll take the skiers right out.

[mikejl29]

I feel that you aren't exactly an amazing snowboarder or otherwise you would bust a 100ft 360indy over the whole mogul field after popping of the first one. That or you could just learn to get good at putting all your weight over your front knee and actually riding the moguls. Brilliant idea I do say.

[snowboarder]

Riding moguls on a snowboard is lame. Who gives about skiers in the moguls, I say we ban them from our parks and good looking groomed runs (actually, ban them on powder days too...). If there's one thing I hate more than skiers, it's snowbladers. At least here in Qc people understanded that snowbladers are the most dangerous thing out there, and they're now banned from every single terrain park in the province...

[mikejl29]

Yeah.. why is there no Snowboard only place in the world? Well maybe there is and I don't know it. Snowblading is lame...

[iamflameboy]

what is a moglue!?

[PopwarPunk]

Hey, k2snowboarder07, I used to live in Kent, not to far from Federal Way, where do you usually board?

[robiskewl]

is it honestly that hard to avoid moguls? where i go they're off to the side of the trails, if there at all.

also two years ago when i was still learning how to snowboard, some this pack of assholes on skis came flying up behind me, one went to the side of me (i was like maybe three feet from the edge of the trail), hit the side of my board and i fell, and then another of his dick friends flew into my back and then off the side of the trail. it sucked but it was worth it watching the dick fly off the trail.

anyway, i have a friend or two who ski, but they arent dicks about it or anything though

and moguls are pretty much a patch of bumps in a trail for skiers to play inbetween

[ToastyBubble]

Originally posted by iamflameboy
what is a moglue!?



moglue??? hahahahahahahaha
it sounds like some sort of adhesive haha
its mogule (i think)

[tryhard_skater]

so much hate. yeh there should be snowboard only places. there should be skate only places. there should be less terrorism.

[el_whiteboy8888]

there should be less drugs in the street. and babies born addicted to crack. there should be less people takeing their frustations out on a single man.

anyway, i have never seen anyone actually snowboarding, as i live in kansas. seems interesting. why are snowbladers so dangerous?

[tryhard_skater]

furthermore, what the hell is a snowblader?

[snowboarder]

Snowblades are like little skis that annoy everybody. They're like 2ft long and uncontrolable by their user, so it's basicly just a random fall through the trails without much control...

[R-dude]

ive only had one day of snowboarding in my entire life...but on that day i grew a huge dislike for skiers...why? cause they seemed to have taken a liking at going all slalomy end ending up right in front of me....and stayin there....then slowing down ...why on earth do i use so many of these fullstopseries.......puzzling....

[robiskewl]

i have a friend that snowblades and he doesnt seem to have a problem controlling them.

[snowboarder]

Originally posted by robiskewl
i have a friend that snowblades and he doesnt seem to have a problem controlling them.

No you don't...you USED to have a friend that snowbladed...but now he's not your friend anymore, not since he's a snowblader.

[robiskewl]

um, no. pretty sure he's still my friend. i dont really give a shit that he snow blades.

who shoved the ski pole up your ass that made you so pejudice against skiers?

[snowboarder]

Originally posted by robiskewl
who shoved the ski pole up your ass that made you so pejudice against skiers?

a skier....


edit: just for the record...today I witnessed another snowblade dumbness incident. I was in the chairlift when I saw this snowblader go downhill in the direction of a big air...I thought "holy shit he's gonna kill himself", well the thing is he didn't know how to do anything else than go downhill in that direction, and he didn't even see the jump. His friend (another snowblader that was waiting next to the landing) had to scream his lungs to make the other one realize he had to stop. But hey, ever saw a snowblader stop after a downhill run? The best thing for him was to throw himself on the ground and **** the kicker up. Thanks to that snowblader, they had to close the jump for a while so they could repair the kicker. I hate snowbladers.

[robiskewl]

fair enough. kids who dont know how to do things shouldnt be doing them in the first place.

[mikejl29]

Snowbladers are weak... ever see them do a 360? It's just gross to watch. In all fairness of people sucking... I saw a 25 year old border run into some 8 year old kid in the board park when they both transfered the spine.

[iamflameboy]

yet strangly ammusing

[Rastabilly]

Normal skiers I can take. Kamakazi skiers and prep ski kids that like to block your way on purpose are who I hate. Ive been snowboarding in ski club for a long time now and it seems like everytime I go there is always a skier thrying to start a fight with me and other boarders. I dont know what some skiers problems are but if there werent any douche bag skiers riding is easier and more fun. Personaly I have nothing against skiers that arent retarted and dont start anything with me first.

[mr_demon]

true snowblades suck and at least on the runs they're really slow. here in cyprus it's only the english that snowblade (i don't really know why) and it's pretty funny watching them try to go on some of our off piste areas, they looks so clumsy and retarded. i'm ok with most skiers cause i have a lot of skier friends (one of them recently participated in the junior winter olympics). however when a skier sucks, that's when it gets dangerous. they see snowboarders and envy them and without knowing how to control their ski's properly they try and show off. i almost had my brains knocked out by a skiing pole because this ho couldn't stop in time at the lift que had a huge bruise an all. i also hate the 8-14 y.o. 'skiers' cause they tend to be very arrogant and just get on my nerves.

oh yeah btw, i busted my first ever flips this season!!! (i'm so proud of myself :D) too bad the snow's almost melted.................

[snowboarder]

I do respect SOME skiers, like my sister's friend who can do things like switch cork 9s, but most of them deserve to die.

And good job on the flips mr_demon. Here there is basicly nowhere to practice inverts...we have one of the most massive terrain parks ever (comparable to Whistler's), but the snow is hard like concrete.

[iamflameboy]

nice going MR Demon... and good to see you around here again ;)

i would hate trying an invert for the first time, i would keep thinking about landing in an awquard posistion and ****ing myself up

[mr_demon]

i was scared, in fact i almost crapped my pants when i saw the snow ABOVE my head :D i managed to land it twice and landed once on my shoulder, but after that i felt invincible!!!!! mind u the first time i tried it it turned out more like a rodeo because i accidentally twisted sideways just before leaving the lip. my friends said it looked cool, i just wish i could do it again for the camera! the jump wasn't that big either, only about 2 meters (6ft) of drop. that same day one of my buddies (a skier) tried a backflip, landed it and proceeded to slamming into a rock behind the jump, i laughed.....

[shyguy]

i have had bad luck with skies ya they run right into u and ya i'am bad enough i don't need some ass with skies to go in front of me i say we split snowboards and skies

[M to the L]

Your going to find people on both sides that annoy you. Many skier in our parks are more respectful than the boarders. Skiing is bigger than you think in the park and pipe and will soon be even more known in the park and pipe so I would get used to whatever bothers you. Check out Whistler's ski camps, they are becoming very large. There are twintip skis now so skiers can go anywhere and do any feature that boarders can. Both sides are going pretty strong so I think you should be supportive to both. I can come up with just as many instances where a boarder has done something extremely stupid.

[Zerosk8er90]

dead thread......

[UpsideDownCross]

I love skiers

[wezlo]

yeah i hate the skiers that do that pizza shit and like take up the whoile mountain when skiing thats pisses me off when rur trying to get around them and u end up taking you out and then you hav to say sorry and shit but i dont mind the freestyle skiiers that do the park well and hit the kickers but there are only a few that do this well at my mt.

[m3tallicAm4n666]

There was this idiot 6 year old. I slammed right into her, and she barely fell. I went face first onto ice, stupid asses.

[mcwattersm]

again dead thread.....

[iPLAYpaintball]

hold up, i ski. and never have i been in peoples way, i know this because if i need to fix somthing, i go to the side of the moutain/ run. when i started, thats what they told you to do. you guys hate steriotypical(sp?) skiers. like the rich snobs that skiied the appalachian moutains. i have had some a**hole boarders run me over after falls, even though they could see me, when they're comming down. yet some help me out and get my polse if the we out of my reach. me and my cousin, were going down some run, and it got to the point to where it started to merge with others. some guy told us to slow down, and a boarder got pissed at us for slowing down in his way... what am i supposed to do.

[The fox]

some skiers are all rite. Iv got mates hu ski. the ones that f**k me off are the little ten yr olds hu carve in huge turns rite across the hole run and even in the terrain park!!!! its like wtf r u doing here!?!?! every time you try get past them they turn infront of u again!!!!! grrrrr! or they stop on the landings of jumps and u come along and finnally get a 540 or woteva land it and run in to sum arrogant wee f**k hu starts crying den u get blamed for being an out of control boarder!!!!!!!

[mcwattersm]

FOR THE THIRD TIME! Dead thread ****ing closed!

[JoeyKovacs]

I call having the last word.

AHEM MATT. I win.

[Ramp]