Why drink beer...

[Poser Park]

When you have Listerine! Get the same kick for alot less cash.

ADRIAN, Mich. - A woman arrested after failing a sobriety test and telling police she drank three glasses of Listerine has pleaded guilty to drunken driving.

Carol Ries, 50, was pulled over after she rear-ended another vehicle at a red light on Jan. 9. She passed one breathalyzer test, but failed another that used different equipment.

Police found a bottle of Listerine in her car, and she told them she had drunk three glasses earlier in the day. Her blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit, police said.

According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.’s Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9 percent alcohol, while other varieties contain 21.6 percent alcohol.

Ries, who entered her plea last week, could face up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine when she is sentenced. Prosecutors agreed to drop a charge of having an open intoxicant in the vehicle.

I wouldn't recommend drinking Listerine, but if you do, remember to drink responsibly!

:D

[DCsleepsalone]

hahahahahahahaha...so thats why they say to rinse and not swallow

[glimmer14]

haha yea these people are probably alcoholics that will drink anything that contains alcohol in it. But yea i know people that go to college with me that have got drunk off mouth washes b4.

[holden_rules_69]

HAHA thats realy funny
i aint no anyone whos done that haha

[Craig Himself]

You just can't beat a good Ol' Stella.

[mikejl29]

Yeh for real.. there are much better tasting things to drink responsibly that mouth wash. A cool crisp fosters, stella, grolsch, heiniken, its all good man.

[snowboarder]

Actually, some of my friends carry listerine bottles in their car so if they get arrested after drinking and don't pass the test, they just say that they rinsed their mouth with listerine 10 mins ago and since it contains alcool it ****s the tests up.

[evilcheese00]

Originally posted by Craig Himself
You just can't beat a good Ol' Stella.


Amen brother.

Although mouthwash cocktials could be quite fun...

[pr0o boarder]

why drink beer?

BECAUSE ITS GOOOOOOOD:-37: :-37: :-37: :-37::-38: :-38: :-38: :-38: http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ernaehrung/food-smiley-012.gif

[pr0o boarder]

I know i missed the whole point but i dont care :D

[el_whiteboy8888]

why drink beer? ITLL **** YO LIFE UP FO'!!!!!! prison style!!!! ))<==============3

[It'sFae]

Wow, three glasses. That must've burned going down.

[robiskewl]

well, see, she's rather stupid. there are different kinds of alcohol, listerine says not to drink it because of that. and those must have been pretty huge glasses because that would make listereine like what, roughly 40 proof. if it had been 151 that'd be quite the different story.

but then again, i dont drink, so i dont how quick people get shitfaced off of listerine; i'm just guessing.

[R-dude]

my dad uses listerine, he doesnt swallow it though...it smells awful, so i'm definetly not drinking it

[.pie.]

Because beer is good, and listerine is too intense.

[NIGhtMAre]

I use scope instead, its better then listerine.

stupidvideos.com has a vid of a guy drinking a full bottle of mouthwash.

[.pie.]

I say hit the 'tussin and go for the robotrip instead .

[snakeyes17]

Originally posted by snowboarder
Actually, some of my friends carry listerine bottles in their car so if they get arrested after drinking and don't pass the test, they just say that they rinsed their mouth with listerine 10 mins ago and since it contains alcool it ****s the tests up.
Haha do they get away with it?

[BakerStencil]

Don't ever drink that stuff it hurts so bad, I just took a shot of it once and my head felt like it was gonna explode.

[strangerrchickk]

Originally posted by ***** Park
When you have Listerine! Get the same kick for alot less cash.

ADRIAN, Mich. - A woman arrested after failing a sobriety test and telling police she drank three glasses of Listerine has pleaded guilty to drunken driving.

Carol Ries, 50, was pulled over after she rear-ended another vehicle at a red light on Jan. 9. She passed one breathalyzer test, but failed another that used different equipment.

Police found a bottle of Listerine in her car, and she told them she had drunk three glasses earlier in the day. Her blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit, police said.

According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.’s Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9 percent alcohol, while other varieties contain 21.6 percent alcohol.

Ries, who entered her plea last week, could face up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine when she is sentenced. Prosecutors agreed to drop a charge of having an open intoxicant in the vehicle.

I wouldn't recommend drinking Listerine, but if you do, remember to drink responsibly!

:D i heard about that!! i think that is really weird. i would just go buy a six pack. Listerine tastes terrible...:-25: :-15: :-21:

[Snaker]

Originally posted by ***** Park
Why drink beer... Because it's better.

Originally posted by .pie.
I say hit the 'tussin and go for the robotrip instead . There's always that, too...

[bmx_dude_94]

ya i agree who would wanna drink beer

[just_skate_]

uhhh...people who wanna have fun

[DarkHawk2-2]

smirnoff and guiness. None of that bud/miller poo. and drinkin' listerine is suicidal man. that craps nasty.

why drink when u can puff?

[PopwarPunk]

Why choose only one!?

[NIGhtMAre]

cuase one feeling over-laps another.

[Zerosk8er90]

Becuase Listerine tastes absolutely aweful! I pretty much will drink any beer except Samuel Adoms, nasty after taste

[Snaker]

Only Micky's for me. And I don't mean Michelobe, I mean Micky's!

[DARKSTAR4ever]

my freinds and i have to try and drink listerine sum time cuz im not legal age to drink.(not evan close)
it might sound stupid but ill try a little im gonna see wat its like to be drunk.....i have been b4 but it waz from some wiskey chocolates.......

[Blind Sheppard]

No you weren't.....why are you waiting for the legal age to drink? Why don't you just drink some alcohol and not tell your parents instead of getting "drunk" off chocolates.

[evilcheese00]

Just like to point out i'm reading this drinking a can of stella at 15, i love England and relaxed folkes. Seems like the real drinking age here is like 14.

[.pie.]

There is only a drinking age when you are caught. Duh.

[ROCKon]

You're allowed to drink at any age really, just not in public or in a restaurant or something.
Originally posted by evilcheese00
Just like to point out i'm reading this drinking a can of stella at 15, i love England and relaxed folkes. Seems like the real drinking age here is like 14.
Yup. Good ol' stella artois!

[Blind Sheppard]

Originally posted by evilcheese00
Just like to point out i'm reading this drinking a can of stella at 15, i love England and relaxed folkes. Seems like the real drinking age here is like 14.

Great isn't it, but if we were in vietnam you can drink from any age.

[just_skate_]

you can drink on your own property, just like you can smoke on it (i dont smoke cuz it is bad ass shitty gay stupid shit to do ( ****s up your lungs))i like all beer, cept some have after taste but all have same after effect

[Sicka Than Aidz]

i got a DUI in a mcdonalds drive-thru...yep, the people working ratted me off......

.09...embarrasing...an i never got my food but i did lose my money,my beer an my car

[Ramp]