Poetry

[pr0o boarder]

Well I have some poetry and it got published in the "The Colors Of Life" made by The International Library of Poetry. It was published on the first page (not means of bragment.) If you want more info about it check out http://www.poetry.com. I first found out about the contest on www.badassbuddy.com (buddy icon website) I entered my poem about my cat who passed away and i was pretty emotional because she was kind of like a part of me i guess. She had kidney problems and then the neighbors cat bit Ginger (my old calico cat) near the butt. She got even more sick and it wasnt worth seeing her suffer in my house. So we got the doctors to put her to sleep, sadly. After that I guess i just let my emotions out and made this poem:

Ginger

Ginger is so sweet shes good enough to eat
She is so bright she shines in the light
She likes warm places like the upstairs cases
She likes to curl up in a ball like a bowling ball
She hates the vet because she is a pet
She is a fright on a lightless night
But she is so calm at a mornings dawn
And she is so weak when a pillow streaks
and she is so strong when a pillow is gone
And then she sleeps, then we speak and she awakes from her sleep
And has a wonderful but painfull life.

By: Vincent Simpson

[.pie.]

Sorry to hear about the cat

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Big women, I like the size, big women flabby thighs.
Big women, big women, big women .. they fill my eyes.

Here they come, walking down the street, big and bouncy look so neat.
I like them best between the sheets, big women give me a treat.

Skinny wenches will not do, I need a big one to see me through.
I've gotta get some meat to see me through the night,
in the morning I feel alright.

[pr0o boarder]

^^Haha nice one.

[.pie.]

It's a song called big women by GBH

[pr0o boarder]

Ok well its still funny. Im prolly guna download it:D

[strangerrchickk]

Originally posted by .pie.
Sorry to hear about the cat

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Big women, I like the size, big women flabby thighs.
Big women, big women, big women .. they fill my eyes.

Here they come, walking down the street, big and bouncy look so neat.
I like them best between the sheets, big women give me a treat.

Skinny wenches will not do, I need a big one to see me through.
I've gotta get some meat to see me through the night,
in the morning I feel alright.

umm...im not trying to be a ***** or whatever but i hate ur sig. its way sexist...

[pr0o boarder]

Uh thats nit his signature but w.e.

And its not really that sexist its discrimination. But its funny.

[grindqueen]

sorry bout your cat man. just the other day our outside cat died ...attacked by a dog, we think.......and lemme just say it wasn't a pretty sight.

[.pie.]

Originally posted by strangerrchickk
umm...im not trying to be a ***** or whatever but i hate ur sig. its way sexist...

Something I expect a woman to say :rolleyes:

It's a song, I'm sorry to break it to you, but it's humor. Anyways there are millions of feminists in the world, whats to say THEY aren't sexist?

[grimreaper65]

roses are red,
violets are blue,
this is m poem,
and it doesn't rhyme!

[strangerrchickk]

Originally posted by .pie.
Something I expect a woman to say :rolleyes:

It's a song, I'm sorry to break it to you, but it's humor. Anyways there are millions of feminists in the world, whats to say THEY aren't sexist? ummm sure. i guess they could be...u know im just gonna let it go.

[strangerrchickk]

Originally posted by pr0o boarder
Well I have some poetry and it got published in the "The Colors Of Life" made by The International Library of Poetry. It was published on the first page (not means of bragment.) If you want more info about it check out http://www.poetry.com. I first found out about the contest on www.badassbuddy.com (buddy icon website) I entered my poem about my cat who passed away and i was pretty emotional because she was kind of like a part of me i guess. She had kidney problems and then the neighbors cat bit Ginger (my old calico cat) near the butt. She got even more sick and it wasnt worth seeing her suffer in my house. So we got the doctors to put her to sleep, sadly. After that I guess i just let my emotions out and made this poem:

Ginger

Ginger is so sweet shes good enough to eat
She is so bright she shines in the light
She likes warm places like the upstairs cases
She likes to curl up in a ball like a bowling ball
She hates the vet because she is a pet
She is a fright on a lightless night
But she is so calm at a mornings dawn
And she is so weak when a pillow streaks
and she is so strong when a pillow is gone
And then she sleeps, then we speak and she awakes from her sleep
And has a wonderful but painfull life.

By: Vincent Simpson awesome poem. im sorry about ur kitty. :(

[It'sFae]

Originally posted by .pie.
Something I expect a woman to say :rolleyes:
Now that was just cold, lol.

Anyway, I'm really sorry to hear about your cat Vincent. But CONGRATS on getting your poem published!

[.pie.]

Cos we all know women are inferior to men :D

[pr0o boarder]

Originally posted by It'sFae
Now that was just cold, lol.

Anyway, I'm really sorry to hear about your cat Vincent. But CONGRATS on getting your poem published!

Thanks:) .

[Griptape Flip]

Don't be a dumbass pie lol! And Stranger chick, don't double post, About the cat, You'll live.

[Poser Park]

Ginger, R.I.P :(

[Poser Park]

I accidently created a double post :( shame..

[R-dude]

...theres also a lovely delete button which could make you delete that shameful double post...

sorry bout your cat dude, it sucks to lose a pet. i lost a cat the same way as grind queen did, cause of a dog. It chased our cat away...few days later me and my dad found it dead somewhere at the side of some water...i dont remember much of the searching cause i was young, but seriously , the sight of my cat dead freaked me out

[muzz16]

there once was a woman from elham,
who had a perculiar feelin,
she laid on her back, opened her crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling.

i'm so sorry *hangs head in shame

[Freaky Styley]

there once was a man named cass
whos balls were made out of brass
in stormy weather he clanged them together
and lightening shot out of his a$$!

[Skate or Try]

there was an old man from china
who wasn;t a very good climber
he slipped on a rock
and fell on his cock
and now he has a vagina

[muzz16]

o dear god it's started...

[Freaky Styley]

you mean u started it.

[muzz16]

same difference

[DCsleepsalone]

*clears throat* this is my masterpiece
I have HIV...but not herpes
Full blown AIDS...thats what i got maybe
I got my test results...and cried in the lobby
I thought i was eating ham..but i was eating salami

yes didnt mean to offend its just an ignorant chorus/poem i whipped up today in science

[Blind Sheppard]

A Dustin Dollin master piece


I once knew a man from Newcastle
Who wrapped up a shit in a parcel
He sent it by plane
With a note to explain
It came from his grandmothers asshole

it's more funny when you see a tired,stoned,drunk australian bloke say it.

[pr0o boarder]

Originally posted by Feaky Styley
you mean u started it.

Actually .pie. started it. He was the first to post his poem and then reaper dude posted his.

[.pie.]

Oh I feel honored.

[Ramp]