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oldscoolelement · 07-22-2003, 10:49 PM

ju-ly 22nd, Mike V. came back home to Edison. Thats in New Jersey for you out of towner ****s. But you gotta know about Edison, its named after Thomas Edison. But he lived in Menlo Park. Didnt Jason Lee get his *** kicked by the easter bunny in the Menlo Mall? Whatever. Mike did a board signing at Central Jersey Skateshop, owned by my pal, Al. Hey, i can rhyme! That was kinda cool, the signing. But typical of ****in jersey was the ****in rain. Remeber for a while in March/April/May where it didnt stop raining, but then it stopped in April for a day, then it rained again for like another 3 weeks? Well, the rain came back. God damn ***hole. I hate the rain. I dont care if water sustains life, i hate it, and could do without it. Ill just buy water. Anyway, It was ****in pouring, like someone in the sky was taking a long piss, but it was clear, so i guess whoever was peeing used up all the vitamins in his urine, so it was clear. Mike was supposed to do a demo at Edison Skatepark, which has metal ramps. Metal and water arent good together, even when theyre drunk. But Mike V. said he would skate it anyway. And he did. He didnt ride up the ramps or anything, just did flatground shit, but it was still cool. 180 No comply's, step off impossibles, just good skating. And then the lightning and thunder started. This one dude, one of the organizers i guess, was saying how since of inclement weather, the demo was gonna have to end, but Mike, and I really respect him for this, said no way. I told Mike to "ride the lightning!!" as he would say. I also told him to ollie over me while i layed down, and he did. So at the end of the day, I could say that Mike Vallely, professional skateboarder, ollied over ME. The end of the day came pretty much right after that, as it REALLY started to rain. and hail. I got hit by some chunks bigger than grapes. They hurt. I guess that guy who was pissing was p***ing some kidney stone kinda things. So i left then. But it took us at least 30 minutes to get home, where it should at taken 15. Thats twice as long as it should have been. Even though it was cut short, and Mike didnt do any tricks on the stuff there, it was cool. And guess what? Mike Vallely ollied over me.

robiskewl · 07-22-2003, 10:53 PM

duuuuude thats sick!!!!!!!! mike v is awesome. times a whole whole lot times five even! that man is one cool man.

edward · 07-23-2003, 03:22 PM

mike vallely is so awsome it would be an honor if he ollied over me

Impossible · 07-23-2003, 03:51 PM

Word to that shit.

Craig Himself · 07-23-2003, 06:55 PM

why dint he kickflip you?

oldscoolelement · 07-23-2003, 08:07 PM

iunno. it was raining alot, and he **** up alot of other flip tricks. dude, it was flooding. driving home, the right lane of almost every road was flooded

Skate or Try · 07-23-2003, 08:12 PM

whoa kickflips? That could result in a callapsed lung matey

07-22-2003, 10:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
oldscoolelement The Crew Join Date: May 2003 Location: jersey represent! Posts: 1,155	mike vallely demo ju-ly 22nd, Mike V. came back home to Edison. Thats in New Jersey for you out of towner **s. But you gotta know about Edison, its named after Thomas Edison. But he lived in Menlo Park. Didnt Jason Lee get his * kicked by the easter bunny in the Menlo Mall? Whatever. Mike did a board signing at Central Jersey Skateshop, owned by my pal, Al. Hey, i can rhyme! That was kinda cool, the signing. But typical of **in jersey was the in rain. Remeber for a while in March/April/May where it didnt stop raining, but then it stopped in April for a day, then it rained again for like another 3 weeks? Well, the rain came back. God damn hole. I hate the rain. I dont care if water sustains life, i hate it, and could do without it. Ill just buy water. Anyway, It was *in pouring, like someone in the sky was taking a long piss, but it was clear, so i guess whoever was peeing used up all the vitamins in his urine, so it was clear. Mike was supposed to do a demo at Edison Skatepark, which has metal ramps. Metal and water arent good together, even when theyre drunk. But Mike V. said he would skate it anyway. And he did. He didnt ride up the ramps or anything, just did flatground shit, but it was still cool. 180 No comply's, step off impossibles, just good skating. And then the lightning and thunder started. This one dude, one of the organizers i guess, was saying how since of inclement weather, the demo was gonna have to end, but Mike, and I really respect him for this, said no way. I told Mike to "ride the lightning!!" as he would say. I also told him to ollie over me while i layed down, and he did. So at the end of the day, I could say that Mike Vallely, professional skateboarder, ollied over ME. The end of the day came pretty much right after that, as it REALLY started to rain. and hail. I got hit by some chunks bigger than grapes. They hurt. I guess that guy who was pissing was p*ing some kidney stone kinda things. So i left then. But it took us at least 30 minutes to get home, where it should at taken 15. Thats twice as long as it should have been. Even though it was cut short, and Mike didnt do any tricks on the stuff there, it was cool. And guess what? Mike Vallely ollied over me. __________________ i have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good. Überwasted

07-22-2003, 10:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
robiskewl Awesome Mod 5000 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: massachusetts Posts: 3,387	duuuuude thats sick!!!!!!!! mike v is awesome. times a whole whole lot times five even! that man is one cool man. __________________ you know there are like three things that are so important in the world, whether im having intercourse or playing golf. I JUST WANNA GOOD CLEAN FUN

07-23-2003, 03:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
edward RR Extreme Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: livonia, michigan Posts: 2,711	mike vallely is so awsome it would be an honor if he ollied over me __________________ AOK Skateboards Ed Plozai Photography

07-23-2003, 03:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Impossible Extreme Boarder Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Santa Rosa Beach, Florida Posts: 948	Word to that shit. __________________ -Riley

07-23-2003, 06:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Craig Himself RR Extreme Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Bolton, England Posts: 4,740	why dint he kickflip you? __________________ myspace.com/craigalley

07-23-2003, 08:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
oldscoolelement The Crew Join Date: May 2003 Location: jersey represent! Posts: 1,155	iunno. it was raining alot, and he **** up alot of other flip tricks. dude, it was flooding. driving home, the right lane of almost every road was flooded __________________ i have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good. Überwasted

07-23-2003, 08:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Skate or Try a giant poo Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: South Uk Posts: 2,633	whoa kickflips? That could result in a callapsed lung matey __________________ http://www.clearlayout.com - MYSPACE RESOURCES http://skatefootage.blogspot.com/ - the best skate footage from around the world...updated daily!

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